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Another one bites the du- er... joins the forum

2005-10-16, 12:51 PM #1

RTgrl

Registered User

Posts: 44

I'm RTgrl, but most call me RT. I'm Kyle (Kyle90)'s girlfriend.

I'm not sure what to write about myself, but I'll just stick with "I like drawing" as that describes my job, school situation, and a few of my personal interests.

...hi?

2005-10-16, 12:58 PM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

FINALLY. Boy do I have stories to tell you.

You'll love some of the things Kyle has told me on msn. >.>

2005-10-16, 1:01 PM #3

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Hi.

Sure reminds me of my caliph times when I wrote "FEMALES ARE TAKING OVER" on the chat and forums. And this was in 2002. Geez.

I'm still waiting for that invasion!

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2005-10-16, 1:02 PM #4

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

I sense a disturbance in the force, as if many many people thought it would be a good idea to spoof girlfriends joining.

Alternatively, it could be a new wumman.

In the former case, you suck. In the latter, we have your soul, etc.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2005-10-16, 1:03 PM #5

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

sweet. Need more girlfriends on Massassi!

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%

2005-10-16, 1:05 PM #6

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

More souls.

Attachment: 7834/All Your Soul Are Belong To Us.JPG (24,667 bytes)

2005-10-16, 1:07 PM #7

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

*checks off another box on "signs of the apocalypse" list*

Hi, do I know you? :p

Stuff

2005-10-16, 1:12 PM #8

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Uh, my name is kyle and I freaked out when I read "i am kyle's girlfriend' because i thought for a sec she'd joined massassi >_<

2005-10-16, 1:13 PM #9

Berlick

I've got an IMPORTENT MESSAGE for you guys

Posts: 359

<SAFETY HELMET=1 ARMOUR=1>
*Waits for the explosion*

I can't believe you said that kyle90.

Hello RTgirl, we demand pictures so we know you really are a girl. Please don't post any nude ones here, I have an inbox for that

Also, your soul now belongs to Massassi, have a nice existence.

2005-10-16, 1:13 PM #10

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

nice to meet you RT. Don't let anyone scare you away. They'll try.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-10-16, 1:23 PM #11

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Make sure to check out the Interactive Story Board here

The NeS in particular needs new writers. See here to see the details

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net

2005-10-16, 1:29 PM #12

RTgrl

Registered User

Posts: 44

@ Tony

Nope, I'm afraid I'm a real-live girlfriend and sign of the ever-approaching apocolypse. =\

@ Anovis

What? That wasn't in the ToS!

2005-10-16, 1:40 PM #13

gbk

Posts: 10,562

I wish my girlfriend would join Massassi.

Oh, wait...

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2005-10-16, 1:41 PM #14

FancyMan

Registered User

Posts: 398

Originally posted by RTgrl:

@ Tony

Nope, I'm afraid I'm a real-live girlfriend and sign of the ever-approaching apocolypse. =\

@ Anovis

What? That wasn't in the ToS!

Would you... um... by any chance... have pictures of your feet?

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2005-10-16, 1:41 PM #15

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

...

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-10-16, 1:46 PM #16

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

...

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2005-10-16, 1:48 PM #17

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by gbk:

I wish my girlfriend would join Massassi.

Oh, wait...

dude you made me burst into laughter with taht one.

For the new comer, that was GBK, a computer genius who likes to put himself down all the time, much to massassi's amusement.

And I'm Ruthven, a dirty 21 year brit, who stalks pretty asian women :em321:

Welcome.

ps. funny, me and kirb were just mentioning that only he and I had gf's that had posted on massassi.

Indeed, this may bring the end of the world.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-10-16, 1:48 PM #18

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

Originally posted by RTgrl:

I'm not sure what to write about myself, but I'll just stick with "I like drawing" as that describes my job, school situation, and a few of my personal interests.

...hi?

If you like drawing, you should post some of your products over at the Showcase forum.

Frozen in the past by ICARUS

2005-10-16, 1:48 PM #19

Berlick

I've got an IMPORTENT MESSAGE for you guys

Posts: 359

Originally posted by RTgrl:

@ Anovis

What? That wasn't in the ToS!

Hold on a sec, you actually read the ToS!!!

2005-10-16, 1:50 PM #20

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

Originally posted by gbk:

I wish my girlfriend would join Massassi.

Oh, wait...

same

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2005-10-16, 1:56 PM #21

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

People using my picture. :mad:

Welcome to Massassi.

Pissed Off?

2005-10-16, 2:04 PM #22

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Avenger:

People using my picture. :mad:

Welcome to Massassi.

It's only me. Sorry Avenger.

I'll stop

2005-10-16, 2:04 PM #23

RTgrl

Registered User

Posts: 44

Originally posted by FancyMan:

Would you... um... by any chance... have pictures of your feet?

That's neither the first time I've heard that nor the last time I'll say no.

Originally posted by Berlick:

Hold on a sec, you actually read the ToS!!!

Yeah. If you don't read the ToS someone might end up owning your soul or something. ',=\

2005-10-16, 2:11 PM #24

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Originally posted by Anovis:

It's only me. Sorry Avenger.

I'll stop

No worries. Just means I'm late to the thread. It's more important that it gets posted.

Pissed Off?

2005-10-16, 2:13 PM #25

HCF_Duke

I didn't do it!

Posts: 773

Welcome to Massassi! I see the other guys got to the soul stealing part...

No sig.

2005-10-16, 2:15 PM #26

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

I can't wait until the couples start fighting on the board. Limits the love blogs too.

twitter | flickr | last.fm | facebook |

2005-10-16, 2:15 PM #27

Berlick

I've got an IMPORTENT MESSAGE for you guys

Posts: 359

BRIAN! WE'VE GOT A SMART ONE HERE, GET THE MASSASSI HIT SQUAD!

err...

It's an un-written rule that your soul is "handed" to Brian, yeah that's it...

The hit squad are here just to make sure it doesn't get lost, as long as you don't struggle you'll be fine, honest. I promise they won't rip it out of you in the most painful way possible (although don't hold me to this).

(EDIT) My spelling bad

2005-10-16, 2:20 PM #28

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

this thread sucks without pix

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2005-10-16, 2:32 PM #29

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by 7:

this thread sucks without pix

Ruthven 2nds

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-10-16, 2:35 PM #30

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Sarn 3rds

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-10-16, 2:43 PM #31

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

That is a GREAT song. I hope you listen to it. [Referring to the topic title]

This is the best 'I'm someone's girlfriend' thread I've seen yet.

Oh right, me. I'm just someone, not really important. Despite what you may think, my name does not mean I have a Final Fantasy fetish, I just like the name and it's nice and easy to type/say.

DO NOT WANT.

2005-10-16, 2:48 PM #32

Verticae

gothicX

Posts: 5,082

Hi. I'm kyle90's ex.

He's great in bed, isn't he?

2005-10-16, 2:51 PM #33

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Yeah, that Kyle. Man, he's something in bed.

great bed-person.

2005-10-16, 3:01 PM #34

FancyMan

Registered User

Posts: 398

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

Sarn 3rds

FEEEET

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2005-10-16, 3:38 PM #35

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Beneifit # 1 of not having a girl friend:
You can spend your money on PC stuff instead of her!

*pats 20 inch widescreen moniter, Z-5500 speakers, and soon to be 6800GT*

2005-10-16, 3:40 PM #36

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Could Obi maybe be jealous because I not only have a girlfriend, but a better computer than his?

Stuff

2005-10-16, 3:42 PM #37

FancyMan

Registered User

Posts: 398

Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:

Beneifit # 1 of not having a girl friend:
You can spend your money on PC stuff instead of her!

*pats 20 inch widescreen moniter, Z-5500 speakers, and soon to be 6800GT*

$ rpm -ivh girlfriend-1.2-1.i386.rpm
failed dependencies:
life-1.0 is needed by girlfriend-1.2-1
money-3.5-3 is needed by girlfriend-1.2-1
emotion-0.1-A is needed by girlfriend-1.2-1

SpamBlogger
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- jak thomsun

p.s. ur gay" - Victor Van Dort

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2005-10-16, 3:59 PM #38

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:

Beneifit # 1 of not having a girl friend:
You can spend your money on PC stuff instead of her!

*pats 20 inch widescreen moniter, Z-5500 speakers, and soon to be 6800GT*

Aye.. but girlfriends are a lot better at cuddling... (or sex if you're into that)

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-10-16, 4:01 PM #39

FancyMan

Registered User

Posts: 398

My subwoofer gives better blowjobs than any girl.

SpamBlogger
"u r dumb, stop or ill sue u
- jak thomsun

p.s. ur gay" - Victor Van Dort

New disclaimer - Any brain damage suffered as a result of typographical errors is the reader's liability.

2005-10-16, 4:08 PM #40

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

I usually don't do this, but

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