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Another one bites the du- er... joins the forum
2005-10-16, 4:10 PM #41
From currently having an awesome girlfriend, I can testify this:

GF >>> computer specs
2005-10-16, 4:10 PM #42
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]From currently having an awesome girlfriend, I can testify this:

GF >>> computer specs[/QUOTE]

Agreed.
2005-10-16, 4:15 PM #43
welcome... thanks for the soul
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2005-10-16, 4:25 PM #44
Originally posted by FancyMan:
$ rpm -ivh girlfriend-1.2-1.i386.rpm
failed dependencies:
life-1.0 is needed by girlfriend-1.2-1
money-3.5-3 is needed by girlfriend-1.2-1
emotion-0.1-A is needed by girlfriend-1.2-1


Oh, and that's just wrong.

$ emerge -p girlfriend

These are the packages that I would merge, in order:

Calculating dependencies ...done!
[ebuild R ] app-life/life-19.6.2
[ebuild R ] app-life/fun-2.3.6rc2
[ebuild R ] app-life/girlfriend-1.2-1

---

That's how it works on a REAL OS, not some panzy red-hat or rediculously complicated Debian (as to why you aren't using Apt-Get confounds me if you are).
2005-10-16, 4:26 PM #45
What are the specs on your girlfriend, kyle90?
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2005-10-16, 4:56 PM #46
I suppose I'll give the same picture I always use even though those glasses are currently broken beyond repair.

As for feet? I found a picture after all. =\
2005-10-16, 5:03 PM #47
Oh

Emm

Gee

I predict four pages on this thread.
2005-10-16, 5:05 PM #48
i could imagine of more flattering pics of you Mrs.Kyle :p


and anyway, whats wrong with my gfs thread?

yes thats right, after 20 relpies, massassians ended up bidding money for her.

Bidding ended at 1 dollar 50 :mad:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-10-16, 5:10 PM #49
Didn't you sell something to SAJN for 1.50?
2005-10-16, 5:12 PM #50
Just so everyone knows, RT is not for sale.

unless you pay enough money to buy me a new motherboard, processor, and 2 GeForce 7800 cards
Stuff
2005-10-16, 5:47 PM #51
...I've got 2.37 in change.

Eh?
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- Pablo Picasso

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2005-10-16, 6:07 PM #52
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]...That's how it works on a REAL OS, not some panzy red-hat or rediculously complicated Debian (as to why you aren't using Apt-Get confounds me if you are).[/QUOTE]
Debian vs. Gentoo arguments are a pointless waste of time.


Debian is best.
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2005-10-16, 6:09 PM #53
Originally posted by Achelois:
...I've got 2.37 in change.

Eh?


I've got two bucks fourty, AND a button.
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2005-10-16, 6:10 PM #54
I got bits of string.
2005-10-16, 6:11 PM #55
Originally posted by Achelois:
...I've got 2.37 in change.

Eh?

I'll see that and raise you 5 cents
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2005-10-16, 6:16 PM #56
Originally posted by Anovis:
I got bits of string.


That could come in handy.

wink wink nudge nudge.
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- Pablo Picasso

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2005-10-16, 6:17 PM #57
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Oh, and that's just wrong.

$ emerge -p girlfriend

These are the packages that I would merge, in order:

Calculating dependencies ...done!
[ebuild R ] app-life/life-19.6.2
[ebuild R ] app-life/fun-2.3.6rc2
[ebuild R ] app-life/girlfriend-1.2-1

---

That's how it works on a REAL OS, not some panzy red-hat or rediculously complicated Debian (as to why you aren't using Apt-Get confounds me if you are).[/QUOTE]
Why am I now suspicious of the claim you have a girlfriend?
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-10-16, 6:37 PM #58
Hi

and in other news: i stole the last cold Dr Pepper in my house
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-10-16, 6:39 PM #59
Originally posted by RTgrl:
I suppose I'll give the same picture I always use even though those glasses are currently broken beyond repair.

As for feet? I found a picture after all. =\

*tap*










I bet your feet are pretty.
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2005-10-16, 6:42 PM #60
Just stop. Fancyman. Just stop it.
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2005-10-16, 6:45 PM #61
I agree, she does have pretty nice feet. ^kekekeke^
Stuff
2005-10-16, 6:46 PM #62
Originally posted by kyle90:
I agree, she does have pretty nice feet. ^kekekeke^

GET ME A PICTURE
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2005-10-16, 6:47 PM #63
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Aye.. but girlfriends are a lot better at cuddling... (or sex if you're into that)



Yeah, but you have to admit, DOD:S with all settings on full, pwning online for 4 hours straight is pretty darn fun.
2005-10-16, 6:58 PM #64
Originally posted by Elana14:
Hi

and in other news: i stole the last cold Dr Pepper in my house

HERITIC
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-10-16, 7:08 PM #65
Hi, I'm Final.

I'm around sometimes, when I'm not playing E.T. :o
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-10-16, 7:13 PM #66
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Yeah, but you have to admit, DOD:S with all settings on full, pwning online for 4 hours straight is pretty darn fun.

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2005-10-16, 7:54 PM #67
I thought you were Kyle when he posted your picture.
2005-10-16, 8:18 PM #68
Me too :gbk:
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2005-10-16, 8:23 PM #69
Originally posted by FancyMan:
stupidity


Grow up and quit bringing up your constantly shot down argument against DoD:S into these conversations.

Hi, welcome to massassi, and don't mind SiliconC, he's probably drunk. Along with Martyn...and Avenger...and JG...and...damn, well you get the picture you know.
D E A T H
2005-10-16, 8:34 PM #70
Originally posted by gbk:
Debian vs. Gentoo arguments are a pointless waste of time.


Debian is best.



A. WTF. Elana spelt every word correctly, and had (mostly) proper grammar!
B. GBK is teh l00ze. Gentoo > Debian anyday. I much perfer to have the level of control Gentoo provides.
C. I was more or less stating that if he is using Debian (which is still a damn nice OS), he should be using apt, not straight RPMs.
D. Yeah JG, I hardly believe it myself. But I do have a date tomorrow again, with the same girl, so I guess that counts :/
2005-10-16, 10:39 PM #71
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Grow up and quit bringing up your constantly shot down argument against DoD:S into these conversations.

Hi, welcome to massassi, and don't mind SiliconC, he's probably drunk. Along with Martyn...and Avenger...and JG...and...damn, well you get the picture you know.[/QUOTE]
I AM NOT...NOT DRUNK!

*collapses*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-10-16, 10:48 PM #72
DOUBLE NEGATIVE!

*puts back a shot of vodka*

Stupid alcoholics...

[/mutter]
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-10-16, 11:17 PM #73
omq it's a girl quick stop acting like geeks you guys!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh, and welcome. ;)
2005-10-17, 2:10 AM #74
If this doesn't go six pages by tommorow I will be very disappointed in each and every one of you.

Also, howdy.
Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.
2005-10-17, 2:24 AM #75
How long before we scare her away, like we did with that Borculia one? Any bids?
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The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2005-10-17, 2:44 AM #76
I think I saw a post of her a few weeks ago.
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-10-17, 8:07 AM #77
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
How long before we scare her away, like we did with that Borculia one? Any bids?

$5 (£2.85) says in two weeks.
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2005-10-17, 8:11 AM #78
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
How long before we scare her away, like we did with that Borculia one? Any bids?


She didn't go anywhere. ShortyByNature, Malli, AmyGreen13, MissFire, Sublime and Katiana Alyce for example, did.
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2005-10-17, 8:18 AM #79
sublimechika was cute. :(

And she lived not too far away from here either.

She was a little too young to hit on at the time, though.

(Edit: Wait, am I thinking of the right person?)
2005-10-17, 9:10 AM #80
Originally posted by RTgrl:
Yeah. If you don't read the ToS someone might end up owning your soul or something. ',=\


Yeeeeaaahh.... that's pretty much gonna happen whether or not you read the ToS. :) I'm Matt. The best advice I can give you is probably "stay away from the punch".
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
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