you lost the Mars Climate Orbiter!!

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ive done something like that, only it was about 5 in the morning and i almost left for school when i normally leave at 7

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I convinced the entire auditorium at my school that I was trying to produce drugs by asking an unlucky question to some ex-junkies who told us about the dangers of drugs. At least that's one of my great moments

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Next time that happens, just start plugging my band and my band's website. That's what I did one time for a presentation in Literature. My professor started laughing and told me to try to do it next class when the computer was working (I had my slides on powerpoint)



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Peeing over a bridge not realizing that a group of teens where right below me.

Peeing over a bridge and not realising the high-voltage power cables underneath.

Ow, that sucks

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- I during farted in math class. It wasn't audioable but it smelled so bad that EVERYONE in the class got up and shouted, "what is tha smell????" and some went to the door for fresh air. I played it off acting like I smelled it too so no one suspected me.

- Tried to joke with my teacher in front of the class when she said that she'll be gone the next day because of surgery by saying "Oh, are you getting a face lift". Dumbest.comment.EVER. I literally hid under my desk after everyone went "ohhh!!!".

- Tried to sound cool with my friend by saying "f*ck you" when he asked if he could take my computer if I died. The teacher heard it across the room. var Me = "butthead".

- Accidently refer to a girl I had a thing for with MY name instead of hers when I ran into her during the break between classes.

- Again, thinking that cussing was gonna make me look cool (what I dumb kid I was back then), I said a series of rhyming cuss words in poetic fashion out loud to a classmate. However, one of the students FATHER was in the room. Ouch!

-- SavageX

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Does shouting out "LAT RO><0R2 MY B0><0R2" in the middle of Thorpe Park count?

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FUNNY.

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S i t h 8 0 0: wraa
Capt Jack5parrow: wrah
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Capt Jack5parrow: I always forget your massassi name god dang it!!!!
S i t h 8 0 0: Thrawnnumbarz
S i t h 8 0 0: I hate my AIM name.
Capt Jack5parrow: huh...wait..no?
Capt Jack5parrow: you are Thrawn####?
S i t h 8 0 0: yes...
Capt Jack5parrow: oopsy, I thought you were Nobel Outlaw.

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I'm JC Denton, for ******'s sake! how could you mess that up? and to think i put you on my favorite massassians list.

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"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
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Alright, well if you know me in real life, ill just do random kungfu kicks (normally when i just want to become more awake at school, or just for fun) and so we were in the main office, and i did it and my friend smacked my leg as it was in the air andi did like a 90 degree roatation and kicked a glass bowl of candy off the dront desk. the candy was everywhere and the glass broke. we didnt get in trouble, but the friend got yelled at the most, because she saw that he was the one who pushed me

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That's what i said to him to. I was like "Wrah top 10!" he was like "Top 10 what?" :| . Do you still love me?

/snuggles.

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You know kung-fu...

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I can just see Cazor kicking widly.

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I'm walking towards dead end, and I'm walking all alone. Two steps ago I passed insanity - Aleksi Laiho

Well, I was on a date once with a girl I had a thing for, and I was driving her home. Well, whenever I leave somewhere in my car, I do peridocial checks of my stuff: My wallet in my back pocket, my cell phone in my front pocket, along with my keys.

Well, I found my wallet and my cell phone right off, but I couldn't find my keys. I looked all around my car, searching frantically for my keys, while my date was quietly snickering at me.

I pull over into a nearby parking lot, get out of the car to search all over my car for my keys, while my date continues to chuckle. Hoping I just left them at home, I hop back into the car, reach for the ignition and, surprise, surprise...There they are, in the ignition.

I felt like a moron.

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Flexor, those are utterly classic. I'm very much like that as well.

I have an extremely selective memory, and virtually zero short-term memory, which can be frustrating/hilarious i suppose.

Most of these aren't really so much humiliating as mildly amusing or ironic i suppose really. I am extremely difficult to embarrass, kinda shameless i suppose.

-I frequently try to push/pull pull/push doors for instance.

-Then random things like chatting with professors and then realising i hadn't gone to their course that day.

-And being half an hour late to my French final, because i got all the way to campus then realized i had left my cumulative portfolio at home [which is about half an hour drive away].

-Several times gone to a library to return books, and realized i'd left those books at home.

-Going to a dnd meetup with two of my friends, arriving there 20 minutes late, then wandering around this restaurant for like 20 minutes trying to see if we saw anyone who looked dndish there, all the while trying to inconspicuously show this sheet of paper that said DND Meetup in big block letters we were carrying around. Finally giving up and ordering chai shakes and mocking pictures of some rockstar wearing a zebra-print leotard. Good times.

-As anyone who knows me knows, i'm not a big laughing sorta person, like i very very rarely LoL if i'm just reading something by myself or whatever. And not very boisterous around people for that matter either. So i usually, if something sets me off, progress instantly to the evil giggling interspersed with snorting phase. I have several other friends who do as well though, so it's all good :p

-Finding out that "i'm not ready for a relationship right now" translates into "i'll let you know when i /am/ ready for a relationship, by dating someone else".

-Week or two ago i was going rollerblading with one of my friends, neither of us having been in a number of years. And so we decide to meet up about halfway on campus and take one of the trails there. So i'm changing into my shorts in my car, which involves taking all my keys and such out and setting them on the dash. wear shorts;open door;leave car;lock door;close door;examine car;spot keys;facepalm self. So i wound up having to actually use my friend's cell-phone to call the mothership who has a spare set of keys to come bail me out.. it wasn't too bad i suppose, as she and her knew eachother already, but it is the first time i've ever actually locked myself out of my car.

-My friend and i deciding it would be a really fun idea to take on a level 40 mob as we were both level 20 so that adds to 40 right? And winding up having to yell for an avatar to come help us out.

-Or similarly going exploring in a horrible horrible location, getting killed twice each, having all 5 of our containers scrap so hvaing about a million items on the ground. Then sending in our higher-level alts to try to corpse-retrieve, and getting /them/ killed twice each and /their/ containers scrapped.. and then having to get an imm to come kill things off and return our equipment to us as we sat huddled and twitching int he cathedral healing up.

-Getting the bleeding snot smashed out of me by a giant evil tazelwurm of death.. and having a cute little bunny rabbit help him kill me.




That one at least was intentional and hilarious

-Um. Using rampant dnd terminology to try to describe something to people i forgot are so totally not gamers.. and then having to re-dscribe it, and then explain what i meant by 'failing search checks' and so forth..

-I have an extremely singular sort of wit. And so there's things i find hilarious that most people are just like umwtf or blinkblinkfishstare. So frequently i will wind up telling a story of joke or whatever that i think is brilliant and having people just stare at me. Good times :p

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