CoolMatty, our beloved friend and loved massassian has a horrible horrible secret that I had to tell everyone, before he went on tricking everyone further.

Sorry CM, but it had to come out.

CoolMatty is, in fact, a girl. I've seen her pictures, chatted with her on video-chat, and I think I have a crush on her. I figured this'd be the most romantic way to come out to you... I love you, Ashley.

If courtney reads this, I'm sorry baby... but I love ashley. I really do. We can still be friends, though.

I love you Ashley.

JediKirby

Who needs soap operas when we have Massassi?

ROFL. Kirby hates me lmao. I pranked him so bad. I love it. LMAO.

Ahahaha. PWND x 3 million

<CoolMatty> you know all those * d-_-b <3 ash *
<CoolMatty> yeah, he thought my name was ashley

HAHAHAHAHA!

So what's going on now?

I hate CM so much.

lolzburnd

I've been talking to a fake girl online for a while now...and I love her. I'm sorry real life girlfriend, but I love the man who sends me girl pics.

lollercoaster

Whahahaha! Best laugh I've had all day! Nicely played, CM!

Oh boy, this is hilarious. Here's the AIM log, cause this needs to be known. LMAO.


(21:58:55) MattatRR: so what you think of this GF business with me?
(22:00:17) Kirby'sAIM: hmm?
(22:00:36) MattatRR: you know ... "fairygirl"
(22:00:44) MattatRR: i wanna hear what you think of this predicament
(22:00:45) MattatRR:
(22:00:52) Kirby'sAIM: You're fairygirl?
(22:00:55) Kirby'sAIM: groan.
(22:01:05) MattatRR: haha
(22:01:13) MattatRR: okay, so, like, kirby, i cant do this any longer
(22:01:21) Kirby'sAIM: PLEASE tell me you were arguing like an idiot just to be an idiot.
(22:01:31) Kirby'sAIM: I know I was.
(22:01:33) MattatRR: i'm terribly sorry for this, but you were subject of a huge complex planned prank
(22:01:44) Kirby'sAIM: -_-
(22:01:46) MattatRR: you and MZZT
(22:01:48) Kirby'sAIM: ***muncher.
(22:01:55) Kirby'sAIM: That's all I have to say to you.
(22:01:58) Kirby'sAIM: ***. Muncher.
(22:02:00) MattatRR: fairygirl? she really is my gf.
(22:02:08) MattatRR: Ashley? just a friend's name i picked
(22:02:13) Kirby'sAIM: H8.
(22:02:16) MattatRR: i know.
(22:02:18) MattatRR: anyway
(22:02:21) Kirby'sAIM: Pure h8.
(22:02:21) MattatRR: MZZT doenst know yet
(22:02:31) MattatRR: so, feel free to either tell him or make fun of him
(22:02:32) Kirby'sAIM: I'm going to piss on you.
(22:02:38) MattatRR: haha figured as much
(22:02:45) Kirby'sAIM: I thought that'd happen
(22:02:45) MattatRR: if it counts, i was bet $50 for it
(22:02:49) MattatRR: so it was sorta worth it
(22:03:00) Kirby'sAIM: I was TOTALLY thinking that at one point
(22:03:07) Kirby'sAIM: But I'm like "Nothing to say otherwise."
(22:03:10) MattatRR: i know, but those images worked quite well
(22:03:14) Kirby'sAIM: They did
(22:03:17) Kirby'sAIM: Who IS that girl?
(22:03:20) MattatRR: dunno
(22:03:24) MattatRR: <3 google image search
(22:03:25) Kirby'sAIM: WTF
(22:03:28) MattatRR: hahaha
(22:03:28) Kirby'sAIM: She's hot.
(22:03:31) Kirby'sAIM: I want it.
(22:03:38) Kirby'sAIM: I honestly hate you.
(22:03:41) MattatRR: from some random photography site
(22:03:47) Kirby'sAIM: I'm going to **** on your front porch.
(22:03:51) MattatRR: i knew i needed multiple pics to be convincing
(22:03:58) MattatRR: so i spent a bit of time more on it
(22:04:04) Kirby'sAIM: Seriously, your front porch? ****ed.
(22:04:12) MattatRR: but i did get the $50, so it works in the end
(22:04:15) Kirby'sAIM: OMG
(22:04:19) Kirby'sAIM: I get a cut.
(22:04:21) MattatRR: hahaa
(22:04:27) Kirby'sAIM: ****er.
(22:04:33) MattatRR: im sorry hhahahahaha
(22:04:38) MattatRR: oh lord that was funny too
(22:04:42) Kirby'sAIM: In other news. FairGirl is annoying as all ****ing hell, I'm sorry.
(22:04:45) MattatRR: i cant believe you didnt say something
(22:04:49) MattatRR: whys that?
(22:04:54) Kirby'sAIM: Dude, she's a flaming feminist
(22:05:00) MattatRR: you do realize she was joking
(22:05:04) MattatRR: just like you guys were
(22:05:06) Kirby'sAIM: I was hoping
(22:05:10) MattatRR: she was being uber-sarcastic
(22:05:13) Kirby'sAIM: But she seemed a bit more adament than joking.
(22:05:19) MattatRR: per my instruction, cause i was sitting there with her
(22:05:24) Kirby'sAIM: Ah
(22:05:29) Kirby'sAIM: Anyway
(22:05:32) Kirby'sAIM: You're on my ****list.
(22:05:36) MattatRR: i know, porch, ****, etc



Oh, and this went on for 3-4 MONTHS. Just gotta emphasise the length of this prank.

For the record, I thought the chick he sent me was hot, and he tempted me with bikini photos, but in all honesty, I was pretty apathetic. I somewhat forgot he was 'supposed' to be a chick multiple times.

Even in the beginning, I was sort of suspicious, but I had no reason to assume different, and I really didn't care, so I just threw in.

And for the record overall: CM IS pretty feminine overall. It wasn't hard to be convinced.

JediKirby

Post the pics!

[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]I've been talking to a fake girl online for a while now...and I love her. I'm sorry real life girlfriend, but I love the man who sends me girl pics.[/QUOTE]

No no no, I was trying to play a prank with this thread on MZZTer, but CM cut me to the punch.

I mean come on! CM even posted a thread a while back about him getting some surgery on his SCROTUM! How many females that you know of, have SCROTUMS!?

[QUOTE=Compos Mentis]Post the pics![/QUOTE]

I don't think I have them. For the record, they were really well taken, and very artsy. I wanted to know who took them, because they were seriously fantastic pictures. It must have been HILARIOUS for CM. *******.

LIES you know you have a folder named *ash* with the pics in em!

[quote=Compos Mentis]Post the pics![/quote]


Hehe, I will. They're quite original

<-- supposed to be "me" with a friend named "Brittany"

Oh the things you do for $50. W00000

I'd hit it.
Not brittany though, she's kicked.

<3

[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]I mean come on! CM even posted a thread a while back about him getting some surgery on his SCROTUM! How many females that you know of, have SCROTUMS!?[/QUOTE]

I explained that it was my brother with all the health issues. He believed it no questions asked.

Maybe the scrotum surgery was the last step in becoming 'Ashley'. (Bad joke.)

Oh hell, I hate CM, but I'm seriously laughing so hard I'm crying. I must say, he got me good.

[QUOTE=Cool Matty]I explained that it was my brother with all the health issues. He believed it no questions asked.[/QUOTE]

WTF, do you ask "Are you SURE your brother isn't really you and you're pulling a prank on me?" you don't cross examine casual convorsation.

At least, you wouldn't until you've been uber-pranked by CM.

*******.

And here I was hoping NeS had another female writer.

I'm still workin on getting my GF to write, just hold tight.

This thread is teh funnay.

More ownage!

(22:27:47) Kirby'sAIM: Dude, we did LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS UNDER YOUR FRUADULENT PERSONA
(22:27:57) Kirby'sAIM: I AM CALLING MY LAWYER
(22:29:01) MattatRR: WITH MY REAL NAME
(22:29:03) MattatRR: WHICH YOU NEVER NOTICED

Spanked.

*stab stab stab*

[22:39:32] * @The_MAZZTer kicked +CoolMatty (The_MAZZTer) (Kicks Seen: 15617)

[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]*stab stab stab*[/QUOTE]

Yes folks, I also pranked MZZT. I didn't think he really bought into it as much though.

Oh yeah, thanks.

"Kirby is such a sucker omg haha, MZZTer just sort of fell for it."

Now there's different levels of being pranked.

I lose at life.

*peppers the hills*

THE EVIDENCE STARES ME IN THE FACE

ARRRRGH

[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]THE EVIDENCE STARES ME IN THE FACE

ARRRRGH[/QUOTE]

lawl
mzzt loses

[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]THE EVIDENCE STARES ME IN THE FACE

ARRRRGH[/QUOTE]

Indeed it does.

And if you asked, I wouldn't have denied it.

Ahahahahahahaha!

<3 kirbs for being a good sport anyway

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MZZT LIKES BOYS [/U][/COLOR][/SIZE]