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I'd like to inform you all:
2005-10-24, 8:47 PM #41
Not another one of these.
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2005-10-24, 8:52 PM #42
Originally posted by Emon:
Not another one of these.
What, this has happened before? Or just internet pranks in general?
2005-10-24, 9:09 PM #43
#massassi Shenanigans often spill over onto the forums.
2005-10-24, 10:07 PM #44
I remember that april fools joke where someone posted they were really a troll. Was that gunb0y?
2005-10-24, 11:27 PM #45
how many people fell in love with the female kak
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2005-10-24, 11:32 PM #46
Uh, right.

On the other hand, on some cases it has took me a long time to realize someone's a girl. I guess back then people didn't go ZOMGIMAGURL or then I just didn't notice them.
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2005-10-24, 11:54 PM #47
What's that, the third faux girl we've had? Kak, Ruthven, and now CM?
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2005-10-25, 5:23 AM #48
CM cant be a girl. I mean, he owns a server for kaks sake. No female would own a server. It just doesnt happen.


;)
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2005-10-25, 5:49 AM #49
Originally posted by gbk:
CM cant be a girl. I mean, he owns a server for kaks sake. No female would own a server. It just doesnt happen.


;)


Don't go to serverbeach.com

There's a girl who works at the datacenter there... she probably has more servers than you've seen in your lifetime. :eek: :eek:
2005-10-25, 5:56 AM #50
Lesbian
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2005-10-25, 6:08 AM #51
My colleague has her own server.
And if that is not enough, not only does she have her own server, she also has the biggest Bundeswehr(German military)-portal in the net.

She always hits me, when I've done something wrong. :(
Or when she's bored. :(
Or when she's having fun. :(

Now that I think about it, she always hits me. :(

But she is nice, when I have to help her with the server... :rolleyes:
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2005-10-25, 6:58 AM #52
i recognise the girl

who is she?
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-10-25, 7:51 AM #53
Originally posted by Ruthven:
i recognise the girl

who is she?


Dunno. It was taken from some photography site. Lost the link to it a long time ago. There was no name associated with it.
2005-10-25, 8:00 AM #54
It looks very vaguely like Michelle Trachtenberg or whatever the hell her name is.
2005-10-25, 8:05 AM #55
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Lesbian


Funny that you should say so... the sysadmin at my highschool was female; and she was a lesbian.
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2005-10-25, 9:16 AM #56
cool matty posted that pic before in the post your pic thread (or somewhere). i was kind of surprised. so during a financial transaction i had to find out. i asked him what his name was for the paypal info and stuff. he's a guy. or she's carrying on the charade right down to her side business of hosting. :p
2005-10-25, 6:01 PM #57
Wow. This has got to be the most priceless thread I have ever read on Massassi.
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2005-10-25, 6:34 PM #58
That was pretty good. Way to dump your girlfriend, Kirbs. :D
2005-10-25, 6:43 PM #59
It was a joke -.-
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2005-10-25, 7:55 PM #60
Next thing you know, CM will come out and admit that he actually is a girl, and he was tricking us into thinking he was a guy tricking us into thinking he was a girl.


Or something. Awesome prank.
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2005-10-25, 8:08 PM #61
These threads happen way too often.
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2005-10-25, 10:29 PM #62
This is just ...
2005-10-25, 11:14 PM #63
First thing that came to mind:
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2005-10-26, 7:26 AM #64
lesbians???? WHERE!!?!?!


OH DEAR GOD KEEP THEM AWAY!!! :(
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-10-26, 9:37 AM #65
qahahahahahahahhahahhaha
ahahahahhahahaha
New! Fun removed by Vinny :[
2005-10-26, 10:05 AM #66
I'm never going to trust any of you. Ever.

See, I bet this is here is an even bigger prank by Kirby and MZZT to trick us all into thinking they were pranked.
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2005-10-26, 10:28 AM #67
but that would be less funny!
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2005-10-26, 10:44 AM #68
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
I'm never going to trust any of you. Ever.

See, I bet this is here is an even bigger prank by Kirby and MZZT to trick us all into thinking they were pranked.



Oh, I can assure you, they were pranked. Just check chat logs in #massassi. You'll see * d-_-b <3 ash *

Yep, good stuff.

And for those who don't believe me now, I don't blame ya. But it would be bad business for me to lie about my name, and my domain name is registered to Matthew Merkle, not Ashley Merkle. :D

The best part is that kirby and MZZT didn't notice (especially Kirby, when he paid my paypal account... with my name on it) all that stuff with my name on it.

Good stuff!
2005-10-26, 10:45 AM #69
Originally posted by MBeggar:
but that would be less funny!

and therefore is highly likely.
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2005-10-26, 10:52 AM #70
HA! That kind of reminds me of the 4 year prank I pulled on Massassi where...

AHEM I mean, ha, that's funny
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2005-10-26, 11:27 AM #71
Teehee. Silly sugarless.
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2005-10-27, 6:49 AM #72
Kirbs wins. He can take a joke! ;)
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