"Observe your motivations for breaking the arbitrary laws of the current government. Do not miss your chance to be one of us and create the new world order." - Icarus (DX)

Damn I love that voice.

["The conspiracy is real."
-And I bet you have a little booklet that will tell me ─all about ─it, no?
"They call themselves Majestic 12."
-Good. I was afraid you were going to tell me about the Illuminati.
"They were once part of the Illuminati, but they rebelled."
-Oh -- I see.] JC Denton and Paris Bartender (DX)

Gotta love the way he says "Oh - I see"

And as always, there's so many quotes from things to remember that I don't remember any. Except for few Shadow Warrior quotes.

"Two wangs are better than one... e-hahaahaa"

"Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?"

*slicing someone in half* "You're half the man you used to be! / Awwww split-o personality! / Oh look you're falling apart."

- Lo Wang (Shadow Warrior)

[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]I tried to think up good Baldur's Gate ones, but I haven't played in so long... But like, everything Irenicus says is quote worthy.[/QUOTE]
I've still got a couple left unposted

"What did you hear, stranger? What are they saying?"
"It doesn't matter. Don't listen to them. Love is all that matters in the end."
"Is it? Is that all that matters? Even if you do things that others don't approve of?"
"Things that they think are very bad, and try to cover up so people don't find out?"
"What did I just say about love! It's all that matters! Live the dream! Love!"
"Yeah. Yeah! The complete and total stranger is right!"
- Tiiro, your character, and Aulava (Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn)

"Hello, little one. You and I have a great deal to do."
"Wh- what are you planning?"
"Not to worry, nothing worse than what I shall do to your friend."
- Irenicus and Imoen (Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn)

"Sometimes they don't come back! Sometimes some people, no matter how much you love them and no matter what you try to do, get...they get taken away. You're young, Aerie...you'll figure it out soon enough."
- Jaheira (Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn)

"Ho there, travelers! I am Drizzt Do'Urden, most recently of Ten Towns. Are you friend or foe?"
"I am a friend, Drizzt. I have heard of you."
"Well met, then, friend. Tell me, have you perhaps seen a, ah...a pink war hammer in the vicinity during your travels?"
"Blast ye, Drizzt, me hammer be not PINK!!"
- Drizzt, your character, and Bruenor (Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn)

"I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar."
- Minsc (Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn)

Now for the MGS fans in the audience:

"Snake!"
"What?"
"Are you smoking a cigarette?"
"Nope."
"Yes you are."
"It's not a cigarette, it's a cigar."
"Same thing."
"Not at all. In fact, there's a world of difference. There's nothing quite like the rich smell and mellow flavor of a cigar. And that thick, luxurious smoke is almost sensual when it..."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. You know something?"
"Probably not, but I don't want to hear it."
"Well, you don't have a choice."
"..."
"Cigarettes are bad for you."
"It's not a cigarette, it's a..."
"Quiet, you!"
- Para-Medic and Snake (Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater)

Also, Tony rules for posting Fallout quotes. Dave was hilarious

"Are you gonna say monkey?"
"No"
"Then we have nothing more to discuss"
*SMACK*

-Sam Fisher

Shopkeeper: You better stand back, Mister! Because I'm about to slash... ALL MY PRICES!

- TPM: PC

"What greater weapon is there than to turn a foe to your cause?"
- Bastilla, KOTOR

(I think that's fairly accurate... that moment in the game rocked so hard... it was like omqz o_o I am a badass.)

my fav quote from any video game is one that i use quite often.

*Max Payne picks up a ringing phone*
other end: "Payne"
Max Payne: "Whatever does it for you"

-from Max Payne

"Uh - oh, the truck have [sic] started to move ! ! !" -Metal Gear (NES)

Any and all HK-47 quotes, especially the ones that refer to people as meatbags.

"What can change the nature of a man?"

With the Force there are two paths. One may choose nothing in between.
One leads to a full life, no matter the years.
Justice, knowledge, and compassion are both endeavors and rewards.
The other is most assuredly a short path that leads to untamed power.
With nothing to earn it leads to a certain, solitary end.
One should choose wisely.

-Qu Rahn, Jedi Knight

S.T.NIKUMUBEKI : Who are you?
ZOLOCK : I am... the Master-
S.T.NIKUMUBEKI : System?
ZOLOCK : No!

S.T.NIKUMUBEKI : Hey salesman, have you got oranges?
SALESMAN 3: Sure thing, skipper.
S.T.NIKUMUBEKI : I don't skip things.

--Infrared Activities (unreleased).

"I hate it when you wish me luck. Save it for the slow students who need it."
"All right...Good luck, Seifer."
-- Seifer, Quistis Final Fantasy 8

"That blast almost destroyed our ship...For a second, I thought I was......Hahahahaha! What am I thinking! What can that old fool do to me!? He can't kill me! Nothing can!...Besides, he's too late. The wheels are already in motion. I won't let him interfere."
-- Kuja Final Fantasy 9

"Again they ignore me. Again they think they have a better punishment for a traitor than a shotgun to the head."
-- Gunther Deus Ex


Just a few more, trying not to let the thread die.

"This reminds me of when we first met."
"I was inside the locker that time. We're equal now, huh?"
"Not unless I wet my pants."
"That's a low blow, Snake."
- Snake and Otacon (Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty)

"Jack, are you smoking?"
"Yep."
"You quit before. Why did you start again?"
"There are lots of reasons."
"Look, I'm only looking out for your health. Remember the last time you quit, how hard it was?
"Yeah, that was pretty tough."
"See? So you should-"
"I've got it Rose. I've figured out a way to avoid all that pain and suffering."
"How?"
"Keep smoking."
- Rose and Raiden (Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty)

"I get it...so this mask is based on a model somewhere."
"That's right."
"What do I do if I meet that guy?"
"That's not going to be a problem."
"Why not?"
"The man the mask is based on is a GRU officer. You're in the KGB's sphere of influence. Chances are you won't run into him."
"If I do?"
"Beat the crap out of him."
- Snake and Major Zero (Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater)

"Uh, Snake... What are you doing?"
"I'm in a box."
"A cardboard box? Why are you...?"
"I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box."
"Destiny...?"
"Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness."
"..."
"Does any of that make sense?"
"Not even a little."
"You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean."
- Sigint and Snake (Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater)

<3 MGS

Don't....Die!

""Listen up! Teamwork means staying out of my way!"
-- Seifer, Final Fantasy 8

"I could never fight without my clothes on...I'd keep tripping over my sword. Heh heh heh....."
-- Kyle, Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete

(Paraphrased because of my BAD memory)
"If that guy comes around here, I'm going to REALLY paint his little red wagon."
"Dude, what are you. A hundred years old? My grandpa talks better trash."
"Fine. I'll mess him up. I'll tear his head off. Is that better?"
-- Two guards, Far Cry

"Hoof to the head!"
-- Tauren Spirit Walker, Warcraft 3

"No! Boo is NOT for eating! Boo is mighty and wise and probably quite stringy. Er, and he is my companion!"
-- Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2, Because Minsc is so awesome.

"Whoa! This place looks just like... it reminds me of.. this is just like that time I... hm. I don't think anything like this has ever happened to me before..."
-- Jan (In hell) Baldur's Gate 2

" You have disturbed Tiax the Grand again! Such insolence! Tiax will place a mark of shame upon your forehead! All will know your treachery! (casts)"
"Eh... it would appear that... the great and... mighty Tiax... has shrunk his undergarments... three sizes this day"
"Excuse... the mighty Tiax... while he catches his... his breath... He will rule... later."
"When Tiax rules, britches will not ride up so wedge-like."
-- Tiax, Baldur's Gate 2

Time for some Monkey Island love.

"Captain LeChuck...sir...I..."
"Ah... There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in your face."
"No sir... Nothing like it... Ah... Sir... I..."
"It's days like this that make ye glad to be dead."
"Oh, yes sir...glad to be dead..."
"Ye are glad to be dead, RIGHT?"
"Oh yes sir. I feel so lucky that you happened to capture my ship, then murder me and everyone on board...yes sir...lucky."
"Glad to hear it."
- Ghost Pirate and LeChuck (The Secret of Monkey Island)

"What's your name?"
"Cromwell, Slappy Cromwell. It's not my real name actually. My agent told me my given name just didn't have star quality."
"What was your given name?"
"Rex Fortune, Adventure Seeker."
- Guybrush and Slappy (The Curse of Monkey Island)

"What!? You shot my banjo!"
"You can't be sure of that. That shot may have come from the grassy knoll."
- Edward Van Helgen and Guybrush (The Curse of Monkey Island)

"I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!"
"Stride?"
"All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?"
- Murray the talking skull and Guybrush (The Curse of Monkey Island)

"You fool! You gave cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god!"
- Lemonhead (The Curse of Monkey Island)

I feel sad that this thread isn't getting the attention it so rightfully deserves.

Needs more Deus Ex

"Incorrect inform -- ps -al : attach. Streets clear. No danger."
-- Daedalus

"I am..."

"We..."

"Ye-e-e-es..."
--Daedalus, Icarus, Helios.

ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
..ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
....ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
......ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
........ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
..........ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
............ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
..............ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
................ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
................RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
..............RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
............RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
..........RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
........RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
......RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
....RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
..RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!

"What the hell is goin' on here? I paid you to build a rail road not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City ******s!"

"Kill the traitor!"
-Call of Duty

"In the church, they say to forgive."
"That's between them and God; I just arrange the meeting."
-Man on Fire

Nearly everything from NOLF1 or 2.

"You look like you need a monkey!"

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Nearly everything from NOLF1 or 2.

"You look like you need a monkey!"[/QUOTE]

"Bullets are not my favorite!"

Yes NOLF 1 and 2 are awesome. Nowhere near as awesome though as Anachronox!

Vinni Gogitti: "Police brutality! Police brutality!"
Max Payne: "Yea, I rank pretty high up on that."

Probably not 100% right, haven't played the game in a year.

EDIT: Also from FF7, "$#@%&#$%#@&$$#%@!!!!!!".

Anachronox:
"I shall kill you...with DEATH!"-Rictus (over the top comic book villan)

(random conversation from people you walk by in the game)
"I don't know how to tell you this, Ted, but the guys all took a vote and we decided you should die."
Ted speaks: "What? You mean you're going to kill me?"
"No, no, you just have to die."
"When?"
"Soon."
"Can I talk to my wife?"
"You can do anything you want, Ted."

"I'm sorry sir, this area is closed. Theres a man who caught fire, and we can't let you through until he puts himself out."
*man running around on fire behind him*

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Full Throttle

The customer with the knife is always right." -Quohog.

I'm not putting my lips on that." - Ben (referring to an engine part)

"It smells in there, but I can't say that wasn't one of the best naps I've ever had." -Ben

This quote I'm winging it because I can't find an exact quote:
"So we drive the cars around ... How are they going to get out of the monster truck arena without being seen?"
"Because you'll be on FIRE"
"... oh."
-Ben

"What can change the nature of a man" -Planescape: Torment
"I think, therefore I am....I think" -Planescape: Torment
"Elminster this, Elminster that, give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse" -Baldur's Gate
"My hotel's as clean as an elven arse" -Baldur's Gate

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Nearly everything from NOLF1 or 2.

"You look like you need a monkey!"[/QUOTE]

"Hard rain is falling everyone down!"