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Chuck Norris v. Vin Diesel
2005-11-07, 10:41 AM #41
I am saddened theres been so many people voting Chuck Norris.
Oh, and since when have you only been allowed one of each legend in the deck? I've never known about such a rule. You can't have more then one of the same legend out, they both die then... But in the deck?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2005-11-07, 1:00 PM #42
...Chuck who?
nope.
2005-11-07, 3:02 PM #43
They are both lame. Vin Diesel is lamer.
2005-11-07, 3:50 PM #44
Chuck Norris...

Quote:
3.) Winning the 1998 Epiphany award on Walker, Texas Ranger for the best Christian program.

4.) The Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award.


Plus

Quote:
8.) Commissioned Police Officer for Terrell, Texas.


AND he is an 8th degree black belt AND a championship Power Boat racer...

Vin Diesel has not even served in the military.

So not only does Chuck Norris run Vin Diesel over in with a power boat and kick his *** in hand to hand, but he can legally arrest him while he as at it, and both the Christians and the Jews will praise him for it... BEAT THAT!
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2005-11-07, 3:52 PM #45
Or Vin can just glare at him and cause Chuck to turn inside out and unfold, bubbling in a heap of gorey jelly.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-11-07, 6:03 PM #46
Originally posted by Jon`C:
That card is still defeated by the revised Vin Diesel.

And it's not possible to create a better card.


Oh man, don't make me get my Chuck Norris Fitness Video card out ...

Too late...
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2005-11-07, 6:14 PM #47
Jesus Christ your god awful grammar is making my eyes bleed.

Please... please just stop typing.
2005-11-07, 6:21 PM #48
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Jesus Christ your god awful grammar is making my eyes bleed.

Please... please just stop typing.


bleed good vin diesel loving hippo i want apple give me apple
2005-11-07, 6:25 PM #49
Vin Diesel can conjure apples of death from thin air using the souls of all those he has vanquished.

That's a lot of apples.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-11-07, 6:35 PM #50
That card wouldn't even destroy the Vin Diesel one.

With or without my alterations.

So, no, I'm afraid "OWNED" doesn't happen ever.
2005-11-07, 7:36 PM #51
Originally posted by Jon`C:
That card wouldn't even destroy the Vin Diesel one.

With or without my alterations.

So, no, I'm afraid "OWNED" doesn't happen ever.


Chill dude. You're taking this a little too seriously.
2005-11-07, 7:51 PM #52
Originally posted by CavEmaN:
Chill dude. You're taking this a little too seriously.

I don't think you're taking this seriously enough, my friend...
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-11-07, 8:23 PM #53
[QUOTE=West Wind]Chuck NorrisVin Diesel has not even served in the military.

So not only does Chuck Norris run Vin Diesel over in with a power boat and kick his *** in hand to hand, but he can legally arrest him while he as at it, and both the Christians and the Jews will praise him for it... BEAT THAT![/QUOTE]


But Vin Diesel plays D&D. Therefore, he wins. :p
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-11-07, 9:02 PM #54
And yeah, have you guys seen Return of the Dragon? It was Chuck Norris' cinematic debut. He played Bruce Lee's final and most powerful opponent.

When Chuck Norris took off his shirt it looked like he draped himself in bear skins. It was disgusting. That dude needs to take a shower in Nair or something. I'm usually against male hair removal but that's just sick.
2005-11-07, 9:03 PM #55
Bruce Lee bashed poor Chuck's balls in.
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