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Beat the picture
2005-12-03, 7:32 PM #401
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2005-12-03, 7:56 PM #402
Originally posted by Uberslug:
I think the Alps beat the picture above Vin Deisel. I think there's a book about "tripods" that are evil aliens and the goodguys live in the Alps.

EDIT: How does a rifle beat the Alps?


Clarification: The Alps beat Vin Diesel because he's playing Hannibal in an upcoming movie. Yes, I'm aware that Hannibal made it through the Alps, but he lost a lot of men doing it, and I think that's as close as anything's going to come to beating Vin Diesel.

As for the rifle... not sure, but it probably beats the Alps because it could be used to start an avalanche.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2005-12-04, 1:29 AM #403
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2005-12-04, 8:53 AM #404
Oops, well, it still works.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-12-04, 9:08 AM #405
:D
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-12-04, 9:24 AM #406
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It makes sense if you've seen Little Shop of Horrors.
2005-12-04, 9:35 AM #407
happy groundhog day! (movie)
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-12-04, 1:21 PM #408
He-he! Yeah that one was funny. "Don't drive angry! Don't drive angry!"
2005-12-04, 2:55 PM #409
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2005-12-04, 4:26 PM #410
Dr. Phil gives rodent therapy. Even though he scares me.
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2005-12-04, 7:33 PM #411
Springer would whack him with a folding chair.
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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-12-04, 7:38 PM #412
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"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-12-04, 7:59 PM #413
Being told by Gillian Anderson

[http://www.kinoweb.de/film2000/PlayingByHeart/pix/pbh1.jpg]

FYI: From Playing by heart, Im sure anyone that has a gf will have to see this movie at some point. Many girls have this on their favorites list.
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2005-12-04, 8:00 PM #414
[http://www.siouxcity.com/x/ReplicaPistolsRifles/18.jpg]
Pick 2
2005-12-04, 8:03 PM #415
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2005-12-04, 8:04 PM #416
:o [http://www.wildwesthardware.com/doorpulls/Nail%20Spikes%20Black%20copy.jpg] :o
2005-12-04, 8:07 PM #417
ohhh thats horrible :(
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-12-04, 8:07 PM #418
LAFFO!

Props.
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2005-12-04, 8:12 PM #419
lmfao. I guess it does beat jesus...
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2005-12-04, 8:13 PM #420
I almost fell over laughing at that.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-04, 8:15 PM #421
I didn't like that last one very much...
it didn't feel... right.
2005-12-04, 8:17 PM #422
Hey im sorry but it is the only thing that could beat Jesus...Yay sorry can we continue now?
2005-12-04, 8:20 PM #423
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2005-12-04, 8:25 PM #424
Industrial complexes beware!

[http://www.lifeisamovie.de/Filmfieber/Flicks_S_-_Z/Staplerfahrer_Klaus/stapler2.jpg]
2005-12-04, 8:28 PM #425
[http://www.classicalpiano.com/images/clavinova.jpg]
2005-12-04, 8:30 PM #426
Cut the strings!
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2005-12-04, 8:46 PM #427
Christopher walken > wire cutter for unknown reasons
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-12-04, 8:50 PM #428
[http://www.roadsquadron.com/Reference/ANH/DS/DS1_01.jpg]
2005-12-04, 8:56 PM #429
Skywalker!
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2005-12-04, 9:02 PM #430
How does piano beat Klaus? :S
2005-12-04, 9:07 PM #431
[http://www.starwars.com/episode-iv/bts/article/f20040224/img/pg2_02_sm.jpg]

[edit] due to lots of questions, I'll clarify: This is Mark hamill. Yes. That mark hamill. The muppet pictures were hard to find but I thought this one was better anyway. [/edit]

[edit2] use http://www.starwars.com/episode-iv/bts/article/f20040224/indexp2.html as a reference.
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2005-12-04, 9:09 PM #432
Who's that guy?
2005-12-04, 9:18 PM #433
I would have posted a forklift for that construction guy...
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-04, 9:47 PM #434
before this goes anywhere the piano has to be explained.
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2005-12-04, 9:58 PM #435
Agreed.
2005-12-04, 10:02 PM #436
I dont know who that guy is, but I bet he cant see if his glasses are... BROKEN!
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"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-12-04, 10:26 PM #437
Isn't the beard guy Mark Hamill?
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-12-04, 10:38 PM #438
laser eye surgery fixes seeing problems!
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-12-04, 10:44 PM #439
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
Isn't the beard guy Mark Hamill?


dear god I hope not
2005-12-04, 11:51 PM #440
[http://www.keithwidyolar.com/shoots/20050406_shanghai_tang_backstage/9281_HairStylist_AllisonLuo.jpg]

Stylists fix womans hair
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
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