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Beat the picture
2005-11-27, 6:57 AM #201
particle accelertator sticks her to the wall.
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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2005-11-27, 7:01 AM #202
Congress cuts funding to particle accelerator.
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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-11-27, 7:03 AM #203
(Except with the Congress building of course)
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-11-27, 7:07 AM #204
[http://listings.drenchedinpain.com/freshprince/1.jpg]
Think while it's still legal.
2005-11-27, 7:50 AM #205
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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-11-27, 8:02 AM #206
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2005-11-27, 8:05 AM #207
[http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Bio/mib-alien4.jpg]
[EDIT: Whoops, in response to Wolfy.]
DO NOT WANT.
2005-11-27, 9:55 AM #208
I wasn't sure what to do next, so whoever is next, pick your path.

The first is for Masq: Melissa Mathison (Harrison Ford's Ex-wife = scary).

The second is for Zell.
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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-11-27, 12:48 PM #209
Orkin beats bug spray
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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-11-27, 1:38 PM #210
MIB bug dude kills exterminator.
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2005-11-27, 1:43 PM #211
For wolfys post ....Since he has the gun he should clear up Reids Dude too

[http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/02/08/image672519x.jpg]

CBS News Correspondent Mark Strassmann

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/12/12/eveningnews/consumer/main588348.shtml
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2005-11-27, 6:29 PM #212
I guess I win since NO ONE can beat Strassmann. I mean geeze, his name ends in "man" like "Batman" and "superman" but hes even BETTER since he has the extra "N". Im guessing its the source of his power.
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2005-11-27, 6:37 PM #213
I freaking hate that rug in DesertPike's pic, so I present to you... an ordinary rug that isn't garish and terrible!
[http://unitedesd.com/carpet_spray_ultrastat.jpg]
DO NOT WANT.
2005-11-27, 6:54 PM #214
Ron Livingston beats any office.
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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-11-27, 7:08 PM #215
[http://www.painetworks.com/photos/hl/hl1103.JPG]

oh nos! I doubt any of the construction worker corporate refugees survived!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-11-27, 7:08 PM #216
Does this count?

EDIT: Nevermind...was totally beaten to it...
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-11-27, 7:29 PM #217
A collapsed highway does not stop the Batmobile!
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I'm just a little boy.
2005-11-27, 7:41 PM #218
[http://www.roadsquadron.com/Reference/ANH/DS/DS1_01.jpg]
2005-11-27, 7:45 PM #219
[http://www.isbe.state.il.us/construction/images/blueprint.jpg]

Blueprint.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2005-11-27, 7:48 PM #220
[http://www.lifecasting.com/DigitalPhotos/thumbnails/MatchFire_jpg.jpg]
2005-11-27, 7:48 PM #221
NOOOO I WAS GOING TO POST THAT TOO!
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-11-27, 7:54 PM #222
Gentle breeze whips match.
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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-11-27, 7:56 PM #223
I'll go for something different than what everyone else is thinking (water):

[http://www.discovery.com/area/skinnyon/skinnyon970226/gallery/tongue.gif]
+
[http://bphc.hrsa.gov/nhdp/images/REHABILITATION/REHAB_RESEARCH/Anatomic_Mechanics_Studies/FINGER_PINCH_PIC.jpg]
=
[http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/477339/2/istockphoto_477339_burnt_candle.jpg]

Yay for google leeching. :/

Bloody hell! I was beaten to the punch!
DO NOT WANT.
2005-11-27, 7:57 PM #224
This thread is so hard to make it time with a picture because it's so popular.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-11-27, 7:58 PM #225
to zell

[http://www.knifesite.com/fullsize/ME5022-7.jpg]

beats hand.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-11-27, 8:05 PM #226
[http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.videogamecritic.net/images/cool2/chain.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.videogamecritic.net/cool7.htm&h=528&w=696&sz=52&tbnid=qpnQ_bk9Pp8J:&tbnh=104&tbnw=138&hl=en&start=6&prev=/images%3Fq%3DHuge%2BChainsaw%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG[]
2005-11-27, 8:20 PM #227
[http://ian.dod.net/scrap/rust-1.jpg]

RUSTAGE will take the bite out of that cleaver, sir.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-11-27, 8:31 PM #228
[http://www.spotlitemagic.com/spotlitemagic/images/itemslarge/15473.jpg]

Dorthy beats rust on the Tin Man with an oil can.
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2005-11-27, 8:34 PM #229
[http://www.skippypodar.net/WebGallery/Miscellaneous/singularity-thread.jpg]
[http://www.skippypodar.net/WebGallery/Miscellaneous/galaxy-rise-thread.jpg]
BEAT THOSE!
2005-11-27, 8:37 PM #230
Wasn't Hawking already on an earlier page?

Stephen Hawking: he's the new Vin Diesel.
2005-11-27, 8:39 PM #231
[http://www.utahskies.org/image_library/shallowsky/misc/HAWKING_STEVEN1.jpg]
2005-11-27, 8:42 PM #232
I don't get it?
2005-11-27, 8:42 PM #233
Sigh...

As was suggested before:
[http://www.its.caltech.edu/~ph76a/japantour/part2/stairs.jpg]
DO NOT WANT.
2005-11-27, 8:57 PM #234
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"*quickly adds in disclaimer that Is may still yet end up being slapped with a white glove, as all women are crazy and there are no rules*" --mavispoo
2005-11-27, 9:00 PM #235
[http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/cugl5087.jpg]
Glass cutter
2005-11-27, 9:14 PM #236
[http://www.ztwist.com/images/24cherry.jpg]
This signature agrees with the previously posted signatures. To violate previously posted signatures is a violation of the EULA for this signature and you will be subject to unruly behavior.
2005-11-28, 8:13 PM #237
[http://www.terragalleria.com/images/mexico/mexi32082.jpeg]
2005-11-28, 8:21 PM #238
snip snip
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-11-28, 9:30 PM #239
[http://resourcescommittee.house.gov/subcommittees/emr/usgsweb/photogallery/images/Rock%20Salt_jpg.jpg]
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2005-11-28, 11:36 PM #240
THE Rock beats any ol' rock any day of the week

[http://www.jbkswrestling.com/ProductImages/WWE010%20ROCK%20STORE.jpg]
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
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