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It's That Pick-up Line Time Again
2005-11-30, 4:56 PM #1
Post your favorite pick up lines.

"Hey, you must know what time it is, because your body is like an hourglass."

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' together. Allllll rightttt!"

-Quagmire

"You must be a parking ticket, because you have 'Fine' written all over you. OH!"

-Quagmire
2005-11-30, 4:57 PM #2
"Hey baby, can I be your derivative? 'Cause I wanna be tangent to all your curves."
Stuff
2005-11-30, 5:03 PM #3
"hey you two girls wanna go back to my place, get high, and **** around for a bit?"

this ALWAYS works. try it otu yourselves.
2005-11-30, 5:06 PM #4
I think I'll see what the ladies think are good pick-up lines :p
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2005-11-30, 5:06 PM #5
You're hot kiss me.

Worked once.
2005-11-30, 5:13 PM #6
"Hey, are you walking to your car alone later?"
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-11-30, 5:15 PM #7
Originally posted by MBeggar:
"Hey, are you walking to your car alone later?"


o_O

ROFL
2005-11-30, 5:16 PM #8
'Hey baby, I put the S T D in STUD, now all I need is U.'

If that somehow fails there's always 'Nice shoes, wanna ****?'
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2005-11-30, 5:17 PM #9
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Never fails.
Stuff
2005-11-30, 5:19 PM #10
"If I was to ask you a simple 'yes or no' question, say, 'do you want to shag?', would your answer be the same as the one you're about to give?"

Think about it...
2005-11-30, 5:26 PM #11
Originally posted by kyle90:
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Never fails.


Gold.
Life is beautiful.
2005-11-30, 5:29 PM #12
Ignore the porn mags on the floor, here we can cover them up with your clothes.

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Well then, would you like to go upstairs and talk?

Can I add a branch to your family tree?

I'm the bouncer, you can stay, but those clothes are gonna have to go.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-11-30, 5:31 PM #13
I'm so horny, but that's okay, my will is good. Now c'mon, let's go ****.
2005-11-30, 5:44 PM #14
I made this one up, and think it's pretty good:


"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt? *Oh no. Not the fall from heaven one...*"


"Did it hurt when you hit your head on the ceiling because HELL SPAT YOU OUT!?"

"WHAT!???"

"Yeah. You see. Had you fallen from heaven you would have been a fallen angel, aka, Satan and his legions. So it only makes sense that you would be so wonderful as to have Hell spit you out. It's a good thing. Not a bad thing."
2005-11-30, 5:46 PM #15
This thread should be called, "Dirty Massassians with Dirty Minds".
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-11-30, 5:48 PM #16
http://chat.woggle.org/quotes.php?id=1791
2005-11-30, 5:57 PM #17
Oh my gosh, my roommate is an encyclopedia of these things...

"Had Campbell Soup lately? 'Cuz youre looking mmmm mmm good!"

He also recommends http://www.pickuplines.com/
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-11-30, 6:02 PM #18
Lick your finger, then wipe it on their top/dress/shirt/pants. Then: "let's get you out of these wet clothes."
The Last True Evil - consistent nobody in the Discussion Forum since 1998
2005-11-30, 6:18 PM #19
Originally posted by Chuckles:
"If I was to ask you a simple 'yes or no' question, say, 'do you want to shag?', would your answer be the same as the one you're about to give?"

Think about it...

Haha, that's clever.
2005-11-30, 6:30 PM #20
"Hey baby... can I stuff your stocking this Christmas?"
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-11-30, 7:29 PM #21
Originally posted by Spork:
'Hey baby, I put the S T D in STUD, now all I need is U.'

If that somehow fails there's always 'Nice shoes, wanna ****?'


Hehe
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-11-30, 8:10 PM #22
Best pickup line eva:

What up *****??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
2005-11-30, 8:15 PM #23
Who's Eva?
幻術
2005-11-30, 8:50 PM #24
Yoooooou win the 'no life' award! Congratulations even nerds on a forum for a seven year old star wars game hate you!
DO NOT WANT.
2005-11-30, 8:57 PM #25
Originally posted by Zell:
Yoooooou win the 'no life' award! Congratulations even nerds on a forum for a seven year old star wars game hate you!

That Qoute needs to be saved somewhere for further us. It's comic genius!
2005-12-01, 3:25 AM #26
"Nice shoes, let's fork"
"When you give birth to our baby, you won't take any painkillers"
"Could i have your telephone number, i lost mine?"

or then take an iron pipe, break her knees and drag her to a bush from her hair. Never fails.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2005-12-01, 6:11 AM #27
"so... is it true girls have a crotch?"
2005-12-01, 6:32 AM #28
Wanna go fishing? [/I] [/SIZE][/COLOR]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-01, 6:40 AM #29
We were talking about this at work today and I got some more good ones:

If I flip a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?

Smile if you'll shag me.

Those boobies look heavy, can I hold them for you?

And my personal favourite:

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2005-12-01, 6:59 AM #30
From the Generator: ...

Hey baby, you preserve my wardrobe. I think we're looking for the opposite, here.
Hey baby, you arouse my cauliflower. uhhh... :o
Hey baby, you would compliment my seaweed. creepy...
Hey baby, you mop my beans.
Hey baby, you preserve my ....ARRRRRRGH!.
Hey baby, you bake my apartment. well, if she's a druggy.
Hey baby, you arouse my LARP guild. hey, it could happen.
Hey baby, you grind my poptarts.
Hey baby, you scramble my waffles.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-12-01, 7:04 AM #31
I'm less expensive than a bra, and my hands are warm and cozy.

*****.

Edit : wtf p-owned is censored what kind of idiocy is that?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-01, 8:39 AM #32
Originally posted by Jepman:
Edit : wtf p-owned is censored what kind of idiocy is that?


Yeah, I have no clue why it is so.

Haha, dirty massassians! Teh funnay.
2005-12-01, 8:52 AM #33
I think this forum is reaching a pathetic censored level. Next in line, they'll be censoring Hello.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-01, 9:04 AM #34
P double you en ee dee has been censored for ages. Like Juz.

And "my blue jeans is tight, so into my love rocket climb" shouldn't fail.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-12-01, 9:51 AM #35
Originally posted by Jepman:
I think this forum is reaching a pathetic censored level. Next in line, they'll be censoring Hello.


It was censored cause it's funny. Geez.

And to the earlier remark on visiting a forum about a 7 year old game...

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, ITS OBVIOUSLY 8 YEARS! GAWD!
2005-12-01, 10:01 AM #36
Thats odd, I don't find censoring random words or lingo funny. Must be nerd humour.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-01, 10:09 AM #37
if i were a fly, i'd be all over you, 'cause you're the ****
2005-12-01, 10:09 AM #38
Pwned must be one of the most annoying terms ever created, so it's only good it's banned. ;)

As for pickup lines, I had this one related to nuclear reaction and bombing neutrons but I don't remember it anymore.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-12-01, 10:10 AM #39
Originally posted by Spork:
We were talking about this at work today and I got some more good ones:

If I flip a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?

Smile if you'll shag me.

Those boobies look heavy, can I hold them for you?


oh god, those are just gold. I'm glad there's nobody in my house considering the raucous (and rather scary) way I've been laughing to this thread...
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2005-12-01, 10:17 AM #40
If you were a mountain, I'd climb you.

(And of course the obligatory "Are you saying I'm fat?" answer will come)
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
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