Since I'm such a WoW addict, I'll just post some of the "/flirt"s from the game...
"Your tag is showing. Its says uh... made in heaven."
"If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
"You look pretty... pretty tasty."
"I like your hair, here's a drink. Are you ready now?"
"I bet you'd like to rub your hands through my beard now wouldn't ya?"
"Everyone keeps talking about beer goggles but I can't find the plans anywhere."
"If I wasn't purple, you would tell I was blushing."
"My turn offs are rude people, mean people, and people who aren't nice."
"Your tag is showing. Its says uh... made in heaven."
"If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
"You look pretty... pretty tasty."
"I like your hair, here's a drink. Are you ready now?"
"I bet you'd like to rub your hands through my beard now wouldn't ya?"
"Everyone keeps talking about beer goggles but I can't find the plans anywhere."
"If I wasn't purple, you would tell I was blushing."
"My turn offs are rude people, mean people, and people who aren't nice."
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!