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post one of your personal catchprases.
2005-12-03, 1:42 PM #41
"Indeed"

"Shiny"

"That is entirely irrelevant."
Stuff
2005-12-03, 1:45 PM #42
Originally posted by kyle90:
"Indeed"

"Shiny"

"That is entirely irrelevant."

Judging from all your experiences, I'd think one would be

"Aw ****, that hurt."

or

"I'll prove you're wrong. See? It's not hur--OW! OH MY GOD! MY EYES!"

But that's just me. "Shiny" is a good one :P
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-03, 1:52 PM #43
Yeah, "OH GOD, MY [hand/eyes/arms/lungs/etc.]" is probably one of mine.
Stuff
2005-12-03, 1:56 PM #44
Kyle, I still laugh at your bromine stories so that's where I got those is all...
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-03, 3:28 PM #45
"Shiny" [eg "They just took all our computer cases and scrapped them for plastic.. now they want us to build them some computers." "Shiny.."

"Like a fox" [used /incessantly/, particularly where it doesn't even make sense-- like a fox!]

"In the biblical sense?" ["So, do you want to play Mille Bornes?" "In the biblical sense?"]

"So not kosher" ["So there I was, unwittingly trying to reinvent the array by crowbarring eval()'s in every other line.. so not kosher.."]

"Frak" ["This UPS isn't registering any battery charge.. <presses button, server shuts down> -- frak.."]

"The end" ["So I went to the grocery store! And there was this pretty checkout girl.. the end"]

"So say we all / Bi-la kaifa" ["Sure would be nice if we had some grenades right about now!" "Bi-la kaifa."]
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2005-12-03, 4:24 PM #46
I say sweet action all the time.
2005-12-03, 4:43 PM #47
Originally posted by KnightRider2000:
"I''ll take 'The "Rapist' for 100!"
Not unique to me, but definitley oblivous to most people. I'll use it when a person just acts plain stupid.

Cookie to anyone who knows where that's from.


I'm not sure, but it sounds like something Sean Connery would say in "Celebrity Jeopardy."
2005-12-03, 5:30 PM #48
"Well... crap" and "funky" are what I use most. And bugger. But bugger's not really a catchphrase or anything.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-12-03, 5:43 PM #49
This thread sucks.
2005-12-03, 5:51 PM #50
"Go to hell."

"Screw you, assclown."

"Go **** yourself."

"Get bent."

"Bite me."

"Screw you, hippie."

"Rot."
2005-12-03, 6:09 PM #51
everytime i give someone a package or such i say 'Merry Christmas', regardless of the time of year
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-12-03, 6:11 PM #52
"Oh crap! Detected!"
2005-12-03, 6:12 PM #53
Erikin teamstacks.
D E A T H
2005-12-03, 6:13 PM #54
"Your FACE"

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to gay."
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2005-12-03, 6:42 PM #55
****** ****
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-03, 6:53 PM #56
"****ing hell!!!!"

"mothertrucker.."

"man, go shove a blackhawk up your ***!"

"is your home bubble-proof?"

"well ****! All that work for NOTHING!"

"sooo..."

"quick, there's something wrong with the left falangie!"
2005-12-03, 7:09 PM #57
Poberciter, n, (po‘ibe*r’se’te*r)
1. An event or occurence that
causes great sadness.
2. An exclamation of
sheer dismay or annoyance.


Umm... yes... Well. Its just my friend attempting to say Poor Boy in spannish. He pronounced it Poberciter because hes an idiot. It has now become a new word with my group of friends.
"That's a poberciter!"
or
"Poberciter! I've been out-kickered with aces!"
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2005-12-03, 7:32 PM #58
"[various expletive]!! oh man i RULE!" :D

Boogah (as in bugger) :mad:

"I have a headache" :gbk:

"DONT TOUCH THE HAIR!!!!!!!!" :eek:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-12-03, 7:34 PM #59
(insert just about anything) of doom.
幻術
2005-12-03, 8:46 PM #60
Only on Tuesdays.
2005-12-03, 8:59 PM #61
"And the game is mine, Trebek!" As an exclamation of victory.

"Ach mein Augen!" When I see something disturbing and/or disgusting.

"It's not fair!" (said with a whiny German accent). When something bad happens.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-12-03, 9:04 PM #62
"oi" (just about anything thats funky, bad, weird, just plain wrong)

"duh" (not toward's others, but to myself when I mess up and figure out how to do it right)

"Fare thee well" (or however you spell it; for leavetaking. I only use it with one group of friends)
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-12-03, 9:07 PM #63
"Hello Beautiful"

"So it goes."
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2005-12-03, 10:24 PM #64
Goodly

eg: this disc is goodly
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2005-12-03, 10:40 PM #65
" I have to continue the dynasty ... "
" Fer sure! "
" Otay "
" Boioioioing*** "
" Superrrrr! " <gay lisp included>
2005-12-03, 11:14 PM #66
I'm Ron Burgundy?

It'll getcha

Yup ok great sure sure

HI HOW ARE YOU!!! - really loud
I <3 Massassi
2005-12-04, 12:42 AM #67
"Best ever!" (Used to describe anything I like. Opposite, of course, is "Worst ever!")

"Too soon?" (Response to any joke that's in poor taste.)

"There are little WTF alarm bells going off in my head right now." (Self-explanatory.)

"Snakes on a plane." (As a synonym for "**** happens.")

"S***muffins!" (Generic exclamation.)

"It seemed like such a good idea at the time." (Used generously.)

"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." (Anyone who says "I'm pissed off" automatically gets this response.)
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2005-12-04, 12:50 AM #68
How could I have forgotten.

"Hoy Bjarne!" [watch the Green Butchers-- you'll uh, thank me]
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2005-12-04, 1:00 AM #69
Hmmm... only one I can think of is "Oh, for Pete's freaking sake!"
And maybe "stone the freaking crows!" from time to time. :rolleyes:
"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"
2005-12-04, 6:00 AM #70
"Kakdammit"

"Did your mother have any children that lived?"

"Huzzah!"

"Good deal"

"For ****'s sake"

Also, whenever I hear someone exclaim "Jesus Christ" I always say "Yes?" as if they wanted something.
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-12-04, 6:07 AM #71
"zounds!" and "zomg!".

"Hallå bibblan hur är läget???" (Hello library, what's up??) when I enter a room.
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2005-12-04, 6:41 PM #72
"Oh for the love of f***!"

"What the f***?"

"F***, man!"

"Wazzup with this s***, homies?"

"What's up, b****?" - "Not much, n***a."
2005-12-04, 7:26 PM #73
"Groovy."

"_______ drives me freakin' bonkers!"
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-12-04, 7:26 PM #74
"_____ is fun!"

Insert any activity usually frowned upon. For example, "Racism is fun!"
2005-12-04, 7:30 PM #75
Meatbag!
2005-12-04, 8:20 PM #76
"Go bake me a pie."
"Go make me a sandwhich."
"Get in the kitchen and..." (Insert one of the 2 above)
"Know your place."
"Yeah" (in a deep voice).

The last one I use when telling a story. Funny when you hear it, but I don't try to find ways to use it, I just start using it randomly.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-12-04, 8:22 PM #77
Wow. youre cool!


(directed at thrawn in this case)
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-12-04, 8:24 PM #78
Originally posted by Nightwind:
"And the game is mine, Trebek!" As an exclamation of victory.

Suck it Trebek. Your mother's a whore.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2005-12-04, 8:26 PM #79
How To Speak 'Grismath'
A Primer

1. "*sniff* *sniff* What's that smell? ...TOEJAM?!?!"

2. "Nostravnia!" *chug*

3. "Graaah..." (groggily, usually after #2)

4. "YANKEE PIG DOG GO HOME" (hah, if ONLY I said that all the time - ...I would have many black eyes)

5. "Righteous!" (rarely, and even more rarely in any seriousness)

6. "What are you *talking* about?"

7. "hoo-rah!"

8. "AHM GONNA GET YOU!!!!"
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-12-04, 8:39 PM #80
Noice, with emphasis on the oi.

Good Stuff

There's more probably, but I don't know them off the top of my head.
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