Actually, I've yet to have a single woman get mad at me when I told her that. Hell, I was in the kitchen at work and my manager was baking pie for Thanksgiving and I said to her "About time you knew your place" and she just started laughing.

I someone asks me what I'm been doing while we're talking on the phone, I'll sometimes say, "Bah, not much, touching myself."

Sit [the ****] down
and
BAM! What a hit

"your face!" or if someone says that to me, I reply "your MOM's face!"

I love you like whoa, I love you like you came from my womb, it's crazy cool, I LOVE US! are also not unusual to hear from me.

FULL DE POIL!!!!

Quesse que ça fais comme bruit une crevette? *shriek*
(what noise does a shrimp make? *high pitched shriek*

"ouhhgngnghghh yeah"

"Dude that's hot (sex)"

"I dunno"

Hah... that combined with your sig is pretty good.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Shut the **** up.

(I hate people who say that.)[/QUOTE]

You lose!

Made of skill. [Sarcastic]

Sextacular. [Awesome]

***tacular. [Crap]

Holy cripes on toast. [Anyone who knows what this is from gets an eCookie]

'Dude, that's seriously f***ed up.'

'No sh*t, Sherlock.'

'Shut up and go listen to Linkin Park.'

Rock-cellent

Suck-****-cellent

Joygasmic

[word]tastic where [word] is any word.

You know you love it.

Mine's a pint

In response to an insult:

"One must consider the rammifications of your recent statement. By their very implications, one must question the sincerity and truth behind such slanderous phrases. On the converse, your words ring hollow when confronted by the true incarnation of their end results, consequently bringing us full circle to where we started. Thus, the only possible conclusion is that such utterances that you have made here so recently result in poor testing environments and such disastrous ramifications that one must question whether the expense of air warranted such an expression of thought to begin with."

Thats no catch phrase! Thats a rant!!! :p

i second that motion





that's not my catchphrase

Very few of these could possibly be unique to the poster.

Mine is one I did coin on my own, even if only half of it; but I know for a fact I thought of it myself, and I've never heard anyone else say...

"Geez Louise in Albuquerque!"

A couple more

"That's ****!" (in reply to something cool) (the "****" is a synonym to boobs, that starts with a t)
"Damn skippy!" (When someone agrees with me"