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Boy Problems Thread!
2005-12-05, 8:22 PM #1
good call
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2005-12-05, 8:26 PM #2
cut his dick off and flush it down the toilet.
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2005-12-05, 8:26 PM #3
My advice: delete this thread. Quickly.
2005-12-05, 8:30 PM #4
What'd I miss? What'd I miss? :(
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-05, 8:33 PM #5
don't worry sugarless, you've always got us, and dud
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2005-12-05, 8:35 PM #6
Originally posted by Zell:
What'd I miss? What'd I miss? :(


Something about some guy who gave her her first kiss, but then seemed to just want sex, and some other guy whom she liked but lived three hours away from her...

My advice: kill them both.
Stuff
2005-12-05, 8:40 PM #7
I have no clue what's going on, but boys aren't worth it. :p
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-12-05, 8:44 PM #8
Girls have cooties.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-12-05, 8:45 PM #9
but, you know we are worth it!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2005-12-05, 8:46 PM #10
Yep, in the end, there is always Massassi.
Stuff
2005-12-05, 8:46 PM #11
No...boys are icky. :p
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-12-05, 8:59 PM #12
Originally posted by kyle90:
Something about some guy who gave her her first kiss, but then seemed to just want sex, and some other guy whom she liked but lived three hours away from her...

My advice: kill them both.


good advice, or maybe I'll just become a nun - but seriously it would have been fine had he not been a butthead about it. yes, I said butthead.
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Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2005-12-05, 9:01 PM #13
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
I have no clue what's going on, but boys aren't worth it. :p


After today, girls aren't worth it either.
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2005-12-05, 9:01 PM #14
Some guys just can't control their urges.

I've met women with the same problem. It's not like it's a gender specific issue..
2005-12-05, 9:02 PM #15
girls are nice.
2005-12-05, 9:03 PM #16
girls smell pretty
Stuff
2005-12-05, 9:06 PM #17
Originally posted by Rob:
Some guys just can't control their urges.

I've met women with the same problem.
Mind sharing where you met them?
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2005-12-05, 9:08 PM #18
Originally posted by kyle90:
girls smell pretty


Some do.

Alot smell like burnt flesh because they tan too much. Mmmm.. Skin Cancer.

Even more smell like they must not have heard bathing, because they find a need to smell lile fragrant chemicals 4 blocks away, or that when they leave the room the perfume must linger! IT MUST! I mean, why else would you need 800 gallons of that crap?

Whats weird is that it's become a guy thing too.. Via the Tag, Lynx, or Axe.. All of which smell horrible. All of which are overused. All of which make me want to light matches and throw them at people that use them.

And then there are the girls that aren't tryhards. I likes them.
2005-12-05, 9:10 PM #19
Axe is good for air freshener; and rudimentary flamethrowers.
Stuff
2005-12-05, 9:10 PM #20
Originally posted by Fardreamer:
Mind sharing where you met them?


Life.

And to be honest. It's annoying. I know I used to be the same way, and then I dated a girl, and thats all she wanted.. And it tends to get old. And now I know how annoying I was.

One of those life lessons.
2005-12-05, 9:10 PM #21
Originally posted by Roach:
Girls have cooties.

This is what I did not read the first time.
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2005-12-05, 9:23 PM #22
Originally posted by Rob:
I've met women with the same problem. It's not like it's a gender specific issue..

It's only an issue for women if they're ugly.
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2005-12-05, 9:35 PM #23
Axe is definitely overused.

I once heard about this guy that used way too much axe (it was about half a can, IIRC) and he walked too close to a lit candle or something and caught on fire from all of the fumes.


Cologne is best used very sparingly. A little bit goes a long way, yet most guys soak themselves with it. If I can smell you from across the room, you've used TOO F***ING MUCH COLOGNE. Chicks can smell things a lot better than we can, so if I can smell it a mile away, imagine what she smells. Ideally, she shouldn't smell anything until she's literally on top of you.
2005-12-05, 9:36 PM #24
Originally posted by Rob:
Whats weird is that it's become a guy thing too.. Via the Tag, Lynx, or Axe.. All of which smell horrible. All of which are overused. All of which make me want to light matches and throw them at people that use them.



Mmm..the Axe stuff smells good! It can be overused, but in general I love it!
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-12-05, 10:04 PM #25
You suck.
2005-12-05, 10:23 PM #26
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Cologne is best used very sparingly. A little bit goes a long way, yet most guys soak themselves with it. If I can smell you from across the room, you've used TOO F***ING MUCH COLOGNE. Chicks can smell things a lot better than we can, so if I can smell it a mile away, imagine what she smells. Ideally, she shouldn't smell anything until she's literally on top of you.



For sure. I don't even bother using the stuff. My deodorant works well enough for me.
Pissed Off?
2005-12-05, 10:29 PM #27
Guys can be real a**es and girls can be real b****es. It sucks. :( :(

Oh, and Axe stinks.
2005-12-05, 10:33 PM #28
I would at least prefer it is the thread had a distinct topic like "OMG I was with my boyfriend and such and such happened" to at least give it some legitimacy.

Saying "this official boyfriend thread" doesn't say much.
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text: discuss!

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See? it needs more flair :P

Not that I planned on having much to say anyway, but still.
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2005-12-05, 10:35 PM #29
What? :confused:
Pissed Off?
2005-12-05, 10:38 PM #30
Move to Oregon.

:o
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2005-12-05, 10:41 PM #31
Originally posted by Veger:
I would at least prefer it is the thread had a distinct topic like "OMG I was with my boyfriend and such and such happened" to at least give it some legitimacy.

Saying "this official boyfriend thread" doesn't say much.
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topic: the official star wars thread
text: discuss!

-Alias123
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See? it needs more flair :P

Not that I planned on having much to say anyway, but still.


it did have very long topic - but then I took ]-[ellequin's advice and deleted it all
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2005-12-05, 11:11 PM #32
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
This is what I did not read the first time.


Good, I'm not the only one that read cookies.
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2005-12-06, 2:53 AM #33
Originally posted by Roach:
Girls have cooties.

Oh yes. Big, round, wonderful cooties.
Ban Jin!
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2005-12-06, 2:58 AM #34
They also have great b[boobies]s.
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2005-12-06, 3:35 AM #35
I don't understand guys who only listen to their sex drive. Maybe it's because, at the age of 21, I've never had sex. Who knows. Except those of you who've had sex.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2005-12-06, 5:13 AM #36
Probably a good call to delete, sugarless.
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2005-12-06, 5:21 AM #37
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
...boys aren't worth it.

:(
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2005-12-06, 5:58 AM #38
Yes, GBK, it's sad, but I'm finding it hard to deny these days. A lot of guys ARE buttheads, as sugarless put it earlier. Those that aren't buttheads are too stupid, slow, and/or scared to go out with girls, at least ones that aren't buttheads either. It makes me think of the climactic speech in Team America: World Police... no, I'm not sure why.
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2005-12-06, 7:18 AM #39
Originally posted by Shintock:
Oh, and Axe stinks.


i agree...

real men use the scent of a fresh kill to attract the ladies... so guys... go out, kill something, then take the dead [whatever] and rub it on your body
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2005-12-06, 7:28 AM #40
Boys are icky. That's why I stick to girls... :D
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
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