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WOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo....... She said she'd be my girl friend, I asked her today, and she said yes. WOOOOOOT! DUDE! I LOVE THIS LIFE NOW!

I'll tell you why I'm making a big commotion over this... it all happened this summer... I met a girl (not the one thats my girlfriend now) and well, she asked me out to dance... and we danced. About 2 weeks later, she calls me up, and she wants me to go to a date with her. The problem was, I didn't like her, she was attractive and hot, but I wanted to go out with ANOTHER girl... who'd I could never even dream of going out with... any how, we dated... and well she was doing all the initiatives, which puzzled me... however... I met her ex-boyfriend... and I found out a HORRIBLE truth. He was 18... she was 14.... what on earth are a 14 year old and an 18 year old doing?... I'll tell you what... she was trying to get him to get her pregnant... but her father caught them and thought the dude was violating/raping her... I didn't believe him, until one of her best friends told me that was true... another thing... she had gone through other boyfriends, and she had done too many things to be considered an lovely inocent girl... the fact of the matter is, SHE WANTED ME TO GET HER PREGNANT... Oh yeah... I remember the lines... (translated)

HER: "...Don't use a condom, I mean, its our first time."
ME: "We shouldn't be doing this, its too soon, I just met you not too long ago."

*Knock on the door*

This happened before I met her... I'm glad she decided to leave me alone when she saw I had no interest in her. Since then, I was disgusted... and my whole life was horrible... I felt filthy for ever kissing that b*tch... honestly, I still have some scars from this... But I've decided to tell people about it, wondering if some one can help me... now I'm involved with a nice girl, she looks nice, not like the other girl... so plz help me...

Fact of the matter is, you like triple dots...

Well congratulations on the girl, and congratulations on not leaving the other girl a warm loaf in the oven.

Kill the other girl, the one who wants babies.

Gauge out her eyes, wrap them up with a bow and give your gf the present.

I think that'll really go down well.

Trust me.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Damn ruth.. you become darker every day. You're man than machine now.

Sucks about the crazy ***** (I had a strangely attractive meth-head try and get me to inpregnante her...relationship didn't last too long)

Cool about the new g/f

Seeing the title of this topic appear on the page made me shed a tear. Sad.

Don't, wait long enough and there will be a girl for you.

I meant to use the word sad as a synonym for "pathetic", not to express the emotion usually associated tears and blubbering women.

You think I'm pathetic?...

Don't mind Steven, he's on the rag.

I have sand in my vag.

Where DO you find these bizzaro chicks!!

(-and Ruthven...eww)

Parties that I'm forced to go to.

I'm on the rag now am I? (Lol, my name is Stephen, close enaugh xD)

Anyway, well, I can't really help you even though I've been through worse (That's as far as I will say)

Anyway, Congrats on the new GF

Pathetic that you're posting on MASSASSI. Not many on Massassi has female counterparts.

Grats

SF, you need to bring her here.

How old are you again?

Yeah, how old are you? And where do you find all these parties with loose women? How come I'm never invited to those kinds of parties?

You have done well in the fact that you didn't sleep with that first chick.

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS when she doesn't want you to use a condom, run the other way. It's a trap. If you knock her up, she owns you for the next 18 years and can bleed you dry financially, and she knows it. Once she does this and has you where you want you, your life is going to be hell, I'll personally guarantee that. I've seen it happen to other guys. This decitful underhanded practice is how some chicks prefer to set themselves up financially, and the sad part is, a lot of guys think with their balls in the heat of the moment so they walk right into the trap.

No matter how good looking the chick is, don't fall for this. It's never worth it.

Lol Page. You always post so very seriously on these girl threads, criticizing people for what they did, even if they ask for no criticism and are just glad to have a girlfriend.

Congrats, Gold. You've done better than I probably will in my high school times.

I'm 15... I never thought this age would be so intense... and I recommend that ya ALL come down to Mexico... chicks are easy enough down here... once you know the recipie.

I agree. If she says don't use a condom, run. She may not even consciously be trying to screw you over, but that's whats happening.

If she says she's on alternative birth-control, ask for proof. Even then, you should use a condom cuz she's probably dirty in the first place.

Tequila? TEQUILA!
My g/f brought me back a very nice bottle of expensive tequila from one of the fancy Tequila bars. Didn't last more than an hour...

Hehehehe... tequila is nice... I once got a some chocolate balls that were filled with tequila... now if that wasn't nice. I still have the bottles to prove it too.

SF_Gold is going to go into advertising. He capslocks the fact that he has a girlfriend than has a completely different story as the subject of the thread. O_o

Also, what exactly is with the "help me" part at the end? There is no question that needs answering.

Aghhhh.......Lord >_<

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He wasn't criticizing actually. He was congratulating. And he's right in this case.

What's there to help you with man? You've got the girl you want (better than my girl SNAFU, being the new guy sux & rox at the same time, ask if you dare). Wanna ditch the nasty thing? Despite their stupidity, most humans can be fairly intelligent. Avoid conversation if possible, and if cornered, limit yourself to one or two word sentences. After a while, she'll get the hint. Trust me, I do that all the time. But somehow, Ruthven's plan has a strange appeal to me...

I wish I could understand you.

Ok... I got girl friend... which is very important to me... but I'm still trying to get over my last experience... hoping that I won't go through a similiar one again...

Well, only thing you can do there is be yourself, and don't let yourself get too attatched to the new girl until you're sure things will work out.

But if she sees this and gets scared off?...

Not to piss you off, but if she leaves cause you're being you...
Anyhow, if you think it'd be safe, just explain why you wanna go slow, most chicks understand that kind of stuff, if not fully agree.

All right... I think it was me, but I think she wanted to kiss me today...

SO KISS THE WOMAN!

seriously, what's the problem?

How old are you?

15. read the post Kirbs :p

ALWAYS use a condom. If she won't let you then I'm sorry, she's got issues. It's not worth it.

But congrats.

If she's 15 and looking to get pregnant, I'd run.