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2005-12-11, 11:31 PM #1

Vin

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If you could give someone an impossible Christmas present, anything at all, what would it be?

I'd give my best friend a boyfriend that wouldn't be a jerk to her, I'd give my parents the son they always wanted, and I'd give my grandmother her husband back.

2005-12-11, 11:33 PM #2

CaveDemon

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i'd give you all a punch in the face.

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2005-12-11, 11:37 PM #3

BoricuaDelight

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i'd give my grandma her husband back
i'd give my mother and father my father their dads back
I'd give dan and chris their mother back
um i'd give my best friend her little sister back

2005-12-11, 11:38 PM #4

Vin

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Oh, and I'd give myself a new copy of the Salival DVD.

2005-12-11, 11:40 PM #5

sugarless

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Quote:

I'd give my best friend a boyfriend that wouldn't be a jerk to her

damn, if you figure out how to do that, please let me know, I know 2 people who are in need of one of those. I'd also give my grandfather the ability to be how he was before his stroke, and myself an end to the confusion.

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2005-12-11, 11:48 PM #6

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Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:

i'd give my grandma her husband back

Me too. I miss grandpa

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2005-12-12, 12:03 AM #7

Rob

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Originally posted by sugarless5:

HA.

Alright.

I'll raise you a nice guy for a girl who doesn't have outrageous standards, doesn't expect double standards, isn't ultra-super-high maintenance, and won't mess around behind my back.

2005-12-12, 1:29 AM #8

Avenger

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I have a girl like that, but she's mine.

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2005-12-12, 5:02 AM #9

SMOCK!

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I'd give my best friend a way to fix all the school crap that went wrong when he got sick. Oh, he'd get better too.

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2005-12-12, 5:04 AM #10

JediKirby

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I'd give myself a concept of reality that death is good.

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2005-12-12, 6:54 AM #11

Elana14

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i'de give my boyfriend his helth back

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2005-12-12, 6:59 AM #12

Dj Yoshi

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I'd give my friends a future.

D E A T H

2005-12-12, 7:10 AM #13

KnightRider2000

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I would try to encourage and lift up everyone in the world. Nice thought.

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2005-12-12, 7:23 AM #14

Gebohq

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I think "getting boyfriends who aren't jerks to people" and "end to the confusion" would be awesome Christmas presents for me to give, the second to myself as well.

Something original? I guess just wishing that giving myself as a better friend/son/whatever to the people I love is probably up there, though I'd like to think it won't be impossible...

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2005-12-12, 7:38 AM #15

Voodoosnowflake

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To give someone a life free of anxiety, worries and other things that make life suck.

2005-12-12, 8:00 AM #16

withoutadoubt06

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I would give my mother a cure to Diabetes and my sister a cure to Autism!!!

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2005-12-12, 10:54 AM #17

Wolfy

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[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]I'd give my best friend a boyfriend that wouldn't be a jerk to her...[/QUOTE]

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2005-12-12, 10:59 AM #18

Steven

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I would give JediGandalf a brain, I would give Wolfy a heart, and I would give Vinny some courage.

2005-12-12, 11:04 AM #19

kyle90

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I'd give myself a passing grade in calculus.

Stuff

2005-12-12, 11:16 AM #20

KnightRider2000

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Originally posted by ':

-[ellequin']I would give JediGandalf a brain, I would give Wolfy a heart, and I would give Vinny some courage.

What would you do with a brain if you had one?

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2005-12-12, 11:19 AM #21

Delphian

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I'd get rid of my anxiety for good...but that's not an impossible thing.

So probably what I'd do is make all the people I know who are sad and hurt feel better, especially this girl I know who's dad is abusive. I would make her life and everybody's lives much better; not perfect (because without flaws there is no individualism), but better and happier.

2005-12-12, 11:24 AM #22

kyle90

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Originally posted by KnightRider2000:

What would you do with a brain if you had one?

I'd while away the hours; conversin' with the flowers; consultin' with the rain.

And can I get someone over here to kill me for knowing that?

Stuff

2005-12-12, 11:51 AM #23

ECHOMAN

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I would give myself the power to ban.

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2005-12-12, 11:54 AM #24

Nikumubeki

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I would give myself many things, but I WOULD ALSO GIVE WORLD PEACE.

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2005-12-12, 11:56 AM #25

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I'd sort out my wayward personality for everyone.

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2005-12-12, 12:18 PM #26

sugarless

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Originally posted by withoutadoubt06:

I would give my mother a cure to Diabetes and my sister a cure to Autism!!!

ooh, yes I'd give myself a cure for Diabetes and my mom a cure for heart disease..why didn't I think of that

and Rob - little bitter? :p

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2005-12-12, 12:44 PM #27

Ruthven

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I'd give all women size C breasts and above

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2005-12-12, 12:57 PM #28

Steven

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32C is ideal.

2005-12-12, 1:01 PM #29

sugarless

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lmao ]-[, your title is so very funny, especially with regards to that post :p

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2005-12-12, 1:02 PM #30

Steven

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I try.

2005-12-12, 1:10 PM #31

Jep

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I'd give my father a better heart
I'd give my brother the strength to quit drugs
I'd get my mother a job she trully enjoys

I'd give Massassi and Mada's family Mada back.

I'd give an orgasm to my girlfriend. OH... wait. XD

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2005-12-12, 1:17 PM #32

Baconfish

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I would give the world the gift of perfect health.

Everyone wins!

nope.

2005-12-12, 1:30 PM #33

Fardreamer

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The population of the world would double in no time with all these bring-them-back gifts.

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2005-12-12, 1:31 PM #34

Sarn_Cadrill

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Quote:

I'd give all women size C breasts and above

*sigh* I hate overly large breasts...

I would give my younger sister's boyfriend a Naval Acadamy in Spokane, so they could be together.

I would give my father relief from his Restless Leg Syndrome, and a

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2005-12-12, 1:47 PM #35

genk

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I'd give Streetlight Manifesto all their stolen equiptment back

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2005-12-12, 1:49 PM #36

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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I'd give myself a gajillion dollars!

2005-12-12, 1:52 PM #37

Steven

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Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

*sigh* I hate overly large breasts...

C isn't overly large. Just right.

2005-12-12, 1:56 PM #38

Vin

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[Maybe I shouldn't.]

2005-12-12, 2:02 PM #39

Wolfy

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Originally posted by Jepman:

I'd give an orgasm to my girlfriend. OH... wait. XD

Apparently, some things just aren't possible.

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2005-12-12, 2:03 PM #40

Vin

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Oh burn.

(This thread is so gone.)