how to be a good republican
1)you have to believe that the nations eight-year unpresidented prosperity was due to the work of ronald regan and george bush(senior), but that today's gas prices are all clintons fault.
2)you have to believe that those privlaged from birth achieve success all on their own.
3)you have to be agianst government programs, but expect your social security cheques on time.
4)you have to belive that the government should stay out of peoples lives, yet want government control to regulate only opposite-gender marriages, what a women does to her uterus, and what your officail language should be.
5)you have to believe that polution is OK so long as it makes a profit.
6)you have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha or the Goddess.
7)you have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.
there is more but I can't be bothered to put them in. I got this from a comedy book I bought today.
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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
alpha1: winner of the 2003 tfti award.
1)you have to believe that the nations eight-year unpresidented prosperity was due to the work of ronald regan and george bush(senior), but that today's gas prices are all clintons fault.
2)you have to believe that those privlaged from birth achieve success all on their own.
3)you have to be agianst government programs, but expect your social security cheques on time.
4)you have to belive that the government should stay out of peoples lives, yet want government control to regulate only opposite-gender marriages, what a women does to her uterus, and what your officail language should be.
5)you have to believe that polution is OK so long as it makes a profit.
6)you have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha or the Goddess.
7)you have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.
there is more but I can't be bothered to put them in. I got this from a comedy book I bought today.
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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
alpha1: winner of the 2003 tfti award.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
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Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by spork:
Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'</font>
Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'</font>
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