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Girl advice
2005-12-14, 6:21 PM #41
I've actually seen someone screw themselves. Just so you know it's possible.
2005-12-14, 6:33 PM #42
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]I've actually seen someone screw themselves. Just so you know it's possible.[/QUOTE]
o_O How did he manage that...
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-14, 6:36 PM #43
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
o_O How did he manage that...

...can you really not figure it out? Perhaps I should draw you a nice little picture in MSpaint.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-12-14, 6:40 PM #44
Originally posted by Roach:
...can you really not figure it out? Perhaps I should draw you a nice little picture in MSpaint.

OK guys, added spoiler tags to it for convenience. The following statement involves information that may not be suitable for those who don't like talking about penises or sex. OK, I don'd like talking about penises either...but I think you get the point.

Unless it was limp, or he didn't actually use his penis but some dildo or something...no, I can't.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-14, 6:44 PM #45
Ew Zloc!
[http://www.zentatsu.com/stopthat.jpg]
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2005-12-14, 6:45 PM #46
<3
2005-12-14, 6:46 PM #47
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Ew Zloc!


The only thing that should be stopped is you using that picture way, way too much. Especially when it's not even funny.
D E A T H
2005-12-14, 6:46 PM #48
[http://bedroomstudio.net/images/djyoshistfu.jpg]
2005-12-14, 6:48 PM #49
Woo, two people acting like idiots. Well, three if you count SAJN. Is it something to do with the holidays or something?
D E A T H
2005-12-14, 6:48 PM #50
I don't post it cause it's funny. It's cause I mean what the picture says.

STOP THAT! or else...

And I've only used it for that purpose.
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2005-12-14, 6:49 PM #51
I'm drunk.
2005-12-14, 7:02 PM #52
I like that excuse better than Kirby's. :)
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-14, 7:04 PM #53
No one said I wasn't.
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2005-12-14, 7:30 PM #54
You're too much of a pansy to be drunk.

And stop derailing my thread, ****ers.
2005-12-14, 8:07 PM #55
Originally posted by JediKirby:
No one said I wasn't.

No one said you were, either.

Oh, and Helle, what exactly ARE we supposed to be discussing? You said avoid girls, what do you want to be said?
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-14, 8:13 PM #56
Ouch. I posted once, and Yoshi is still on my ***. More than usual he is being a jerk to everyone on every thread he can post on. Poor Yoshi, it must suck to PMS. :(
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-14, 8:18 PM #57
ViC, one acronym: LMAO.

No offense, Yoshi... :p
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-14, 8:39 PM #58
Yes offense Yoshi.
2005-12-14, 9:13 PM #59
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]Ouch. I posted once, and Yoshi is still on my ***. More than usual he is being a jerk to everyone on every thread he can post on. Poor Yoshi, it must suck to PMS. :([/QUOTE]

Don't act like an idiot, then? Seriously, that Kong thread was the stupidest thing I've seen posted on the boards in a while--and that's with the Ghost attacks.

Monoxide, Zloc, no room to be talking.
D E A T H
2005-12-14, 10:22 PM #60
I avoid your mom all right.
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2005-12-15, 3:20 AM #61
Quote:
Seriously, that Kong thread was the stupidest thing I've seen posted on the boards in a while--and that's with the Ghost attacks.


Funny, you're the ONLY person to complain.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-15, 4:07 AM #62
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]Funny, you're the ONLY person to complain.[/QUOTE]

He's the only one to openly complain. Others just keep it to themselves. Don't expect, because no one other than him posts, that you are liked 100% by everyone else.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-12-15, 5:10 AM #63
Originally posted by Shintock:
Girls are nasty *****es.... with hair that smells nice. :o


Yes. That is the trap.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-15, 5:37 AM #64
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]Funny, you're the ONLY person to complain.[/QUOTE]

I found that Massassi is like high school in how many people talk behind your back. I'm at least being up front with you.
D E A T H
2005-12-15, 5:46 AM #65
So I think I'll stick with the opposite of avoiding girls. Who knows? Maybe I'll get one interested in me :p
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2005-12-15, 6:12 AM #66
Originally posted by Gebohq:
So I think I'll stick with the opposite of avoiding girls. Who knows? Maybe I'll get one interested in me :p

possibly, or she'll just make you think she's interested until she rips out your heart and does the mexican hat dance on it.
:gbk:
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2005-12-15, 6:15 AM #67
If she does it naked, I'm all for it.

... ripping Geb's heart out that is.

<3
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-15, 6:16 AM #68
hmm...
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2005-12-15, 6:47 AM #69
WTF is with posting pictures of some completely irrelevant and unfunny picture of somebody with some blatantly stupid and inane statement (usually 4 words) MSPainted on it that makes nobody laugh except the person who made it? At least make it the least bit clever... :rolleyes:

As far as the girl advice....well, no actually...id rather not :p
2005-12-15, 7:23 AM #70
Originally posted by Jepman:
If she does it naked, I'm all for it.

... ripping Geb's heart out that is.

<3


Naked? I actually have to think about this one...

Seriously though, there's not much love if there's not much risk. :)
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2005-12-15, 8:00 AM #71
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
WTF is with posting pictures of some completely irrelevant and unfunny picture of somebody with some blatantly stupid and inane statement (usually 4 words) MSPainted on it that makes nobody laugh except the person who made it? At least make it the least bit clever... :rolleyes:

As far as the girl advice....well, no actually...id rather not :p

****ing win.
D E A T H
2005-12-15, 9:06 AM #72
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
WTF is with posting pictures of some completely irrelevant and unfunny picture of somebody with some blatantly stupid and inane statement (usually 4 words) MSPainted on it that makes nobody laugh except the person who made it?


[http://www.sestus.com/images/tumble.JPG]

bahahahahahaa
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-12-15, 10:41 AM #73
Hahahaha, this thread is funny and sad.
2005-12-15, 1:43 PM #74
Hey that's me.

Do you like my basket of yarn?
2005-12-15, 1:44 PM #75
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
OK guys, added spoiler tags to it for convenience. The following statement involves information that may not be suitable for those who don't like talking about penises or sex. OK, I don'd like talking about penises either...but I think you get the point.

Unless it was limp, or he didn't actually use his penis but some dildo or something...no, I can't.

Actually... well, I don't want to go into detail, but your wrong.

It has hot though.
2005-12-16, 12:23 PM #76
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Hey that's me.

Do you like my basket of yarn?[/QUOTE]

You mean your needle and strand of thread?

That's right I said it! :O
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
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