I've noticed a drop in the number of overt [edit - dont evade censors] chavs in the past months. Might just be my area and the lack of White Lightning special offers.
Talking of my area, I'm on the south coast, between Brighton and er... Portsmouth. It's a scummy little place called Worthing. I'm not a drinker, but if you're in the area I'll happily meet up with you to watch you get drunk and look silly.
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.