Yeah, but I don't come here by choice.

Hey now, AKPiggott, it's not much of a "choice" to visit my parents either!

Besides, England's not much of a bad place. It's just rather small, and old

I'm afraid I live in Manchester, which isn't that near to where you're staying :p

And cold.

Aye it's bloody freezing up here in York (got back from London last night) - our skylights are covered in sleet

It's really not any colder than where I live. It gets DARKER sooner (about a half-hour/hour sooner), but it's not really colder.

I've noticed a drop in the number of overt [edit - dont evade censors] chavs in the past months. Might just be my area and the lack of White Lightning special offers.

Talking of my area, I'm on the south coast, between Brighton and er... Portsmouth. It's a scummy little place called Worthing. I'm not a drinker, but if you're in the area I'll happily meet up with you to watch you get drunk and look silly.

Sorry, I'll just be here in Cheltenham and in London today and tomorrow.

I got to see James Bond and Anakin-Paul earlier today, whee!

I'll have to post my fun when I get back home. The next couple days will be London craziness and airport craziness though :p