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MERRTSY chruistmadfs
2005-12-25, 6:29 PM #1
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MERRNYS CHINRESMAS

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PSOTORS YRUYE CRIEUSMASE BUZZ

i amn chrieknsmas drrunsks
2005-12-25, 6:30 PM #2
http://chat.woggle.org/quotes.php?id=1915

ROCK ON SPE!
"NAILFACE" - spe
2005-12-25, 6:30 PM #3
Jesus... wow. If your spelling sucks that bad when you're drunk, I know I'm never touching the stuff. :eek:

My christmas buzz is chai tea. :p
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-25, 6:32 PM #4
iu am durbnks everyns dayso

ons chRISymas i haevs tio have 30 durinks

ITHS LAWOS.
2005-12-25, 7:11 PM #5
Direction of this thread: v
2005-12-25, 7:12 PM #6
REQUEST DENIED.

DIRECTION ^ ^ ^ AND AWAY
"NAILFACE" - spe
2005-12-25, 7:13 PM #7
FUUINKIN HIPIUEPIES
2005-12-25, 7:17 PM #8
Wonder how he failed to hit the same key twice without hitting three other keys as well. The chat was pretty hilarious when he was there too. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-25, 7:24 PM #9
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CUYNRTNS
2005-12-25, 7:27 PM #10
have a beer spe. it'll fix you up.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2005-12-25, 7:30 PM #11
<Genki> i'm going to kill all you misspelling ******* children
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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Free Jin!
2005-12-25, 7:51 PM #12
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]FUIKDIN STOJP WEWHIHNING I MSA TRYINIGN TYO CRONEERCT MY SPELLINGS, TREOYING TOR ATTEAijn massiaasiee ashsoejoleishness mysgtt vbre youyrn myhoon ijn lif.es[/QUOTE]

I lost you there.

BTW, swearing at us in drunktalk won't help you regain whatever you wanted to regain, I'm sure of it.
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-25, 7:56 PM #13
Is it considered swear filter evasion if you can't understand the words?
Stuff
2005-12-25, 8:03 PM #14
A sense a ban in the near future. Jepman got banned for evading the word s***.
2005-12-25, 8:09 PM #15
Originally posted by kyle90:
Is it considered swear filter evasion if you can't understand the words?

It's Christmas time, so anything goes! Just throw that mothy Massassi rule book out the window!
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2005-12-25, 8:40 PM #16
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
A sense a ban in the near future. Jepman got banned for evading the word s***.


Yeah...uh...doubtful.

Spe's funny when drunk.
D E A T H
2005-12-25, 9:02 PM #17
I'm a little buzzed, but I can maintain my composure.


In fact, I just kicked some serious *** in 90's Trivial Pursuit.
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2005-12-25, 10:04 PM #18
I'm going to be getting drunk soon... But my roommates are taking FOREVER to get home. :(
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-12-25, 10:51 PM #19
Threads like this are the reason I love alcohol.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2005-12-25, 10:52 PM #20
I didn't have work tomorrow, I might drink. But then I have this thing about drinking alone...although there is a cat here. Hm... :em321:
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-12-25, 10:54 PM #21
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
I didn't have work tomorrow, I might drink. But then I have this thing about drinking alone...although there is a cat here. Hm... :em321:


Forget drinking yourself. Get the cat drunk! Then post updates on its condition. :D
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2005-12-25, 11:28 PM #22
The cat knows not to go near alcohol. It's been around my friends and I when we've been drunk. It knows that alcohol = evil.

But then again, it would give me something to do...
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-12-25, 11:46 PM #23
I WANT DRUNKIEN CAT!

*gets more wine*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-12-26, 12:14 AM #24
This cat doesn't need alcohol.
Attachment: 9458/drunkcat.jpg (51,840 bytes)
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-12-26, 1:44 AM #25
i cant wait to see his reaction after sobering up and reading the thread.
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2005-12-26, 1:52 AM #26
Wow, that is pretty numptied. Even when I'm battered I can force myeslf to spell (which just takes aaaaages)
2005-12-26, 2:07 AM #27
I never change when drunk. :(

Or maybe that's a good thing.
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2005-12-26, 2:37 AM #28
No, that makes you a BAAAAD Niku.

Badman.
2005-12-26, 4:47 AM #29
I'm with Martyn, it just takes me a LOT longer to type, but I still type pretty correctly.
Cordially,
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2005-12-26, 4:51 AM #30
i'll drink tonight, so beware.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2005-12-26, 5:53 AM #31
I can type plenty fine while drunk, it just takes a hell of a lot longer to type anything...
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There is no spoon.
2005-12-26, 8:09 AM #32
*sees no sign of spe*
I think he passed out.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-12-26, 9:35 AM #33
Wow, I've only been at this stage of drunk a handful of times. It usually happens pretty quickly. It'll go "Yeah, I think I'll go to bed soon and slgusdh4 sljghE!!!!"
2005-12-26, 9:35 AM #34
I sort of scrolled through the thread, and reading about getting the cat drunk, and then I saw the picture, I thought you actually did. Oh my god, I laughed so hard I started to cry.

This thread wins.
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2005-12-26, 11:30 AM #35
ugh

i threw up about 4 times yesterday

and once today when i woke up at 3pm.

i drank about 30 cans of John Smiths and drank half a bottle of wine.

I feel horribly ill

Merry Christmas!

edit: for the last hour i was awake last night, i lost complete control of one of my eyes, not fun.
2005-12-26, 11:35 AM #36
Hahaha. Do you remember making this thread?
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2005-12-26, 11:36 AM #37
i can remember coming upstairs after everyone else went to bed, i brought about 7 beers with me (this is about 2am i think), i sat down at my desk where the computer is, then my memory fails and all i remember is waking up.
2005-12-26, 12:08 PM #38
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Yeah...uh...doubtful.

Spe's funny when drunk.[/QUOTE]


There was a whole thread about it. It sounded dumb to me too, but whatever.
2005-12-26, 12:35 PM #39
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
There was a whole thread about it. It sounded dumb to me too, but whatever.


Yeah, maybe PURPOSEFULLY evading swears, but christ, he can't even remember posting it.
D E A T H
2005-12-26, 12:59 PM #40
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Yeah, maybe PURPOSEFULLY evading swears, but christ, he can't even remember posting it.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it doesn't count if he's doing his level best to get censored and can't quite pull it off. :p
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
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