:p Yeah.

THIS THREAD WINS.

That's so hilarious, spe!

Odd.

My friend types the same way when he's drunk.

My friend types that way when he's sober.

This thread demanded stickage.

oh maaan. wolfy you just filled my need for daily humor by stickying this. hooray

Currently intoxicated persons: Me.

who's next?

Who gets drunk and goes......to a computer?......to post on....massassi? A sure sign you're a geek :-P.

Besides, I think 90% of that typing is exagerated. You had to have someone clicked or typed "massassi.net", and when you're typing it's not hard to realize that you just hit the wrong letter. Granted, it takes longer to type when drunk no doubt, maybe even a few "hyello"s, but not "oawenaownawd ranDiom letttesrs"

You don't know many drunks, do you? Do you drink? If you get hammered enough, you'd be AMAZED the sort of things you have attuned accuracy with, and things you can't do for a damn.

Trust me, I wish it were possible that some people can't use technology while incredibly inebriated.

I have a personal, small HTML page set up as a start-up screen that has all my frequently-visited sites listed on it. If I'm as drunk as spe was, it'd probably take me a good baker's dozen clicks to get the link, but I'd get there.

I've been drunk, out of my mind, into someone elses, out of this world and back. Stretched, pulled, yanked, torn inside out. I have friends who are alcoholics, cocaine addicts. Hell, for weeks at a time most of my days were spent drunk for the most part. Being drunk is 1/3 of what people make it out to be, or at least excuse themselves to be. Anyone who's even on the extreme end of being messed up probobly has no desire or real ability to see the computer straight, nevertheless go and post on their favorite forum. ;P

I'm not putting down the guy, I'm just saying he's a geek for going on a forum and telling everyone he's drunk ;D

i object. Spe (stafford) is far from a geek. he's just crazy.

This thread is the best thread of massassi for the year of 2005.

haha matrix, its the same as the irc, the forums and the chat were both open from 12 hours previous.

not the best of ideas.

still, i dont feel too bad now, i'm gonna get drunk again tonight.

this thread is cool. i said it before and i will say it again.

I still would have wanted to have seen spe's reaction to realizing that he posted this thread.

aah not to worry, i make a fool out of myself all the time when i'm drunk, its all good.

This world would be a sad place without drunks...

HAVE YOU ALL ASTOPPED GETTING PISSED?

ITS STUILL CHRISTMAS

I didn't get pissed at all this Christmas, nor will I at New Year's. I seem to find myself spending it with people who don't drink, and I'd feel the odd man out if I was the only drunk one.

Spe must have died from uber hangover by now.

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