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funny joke. warning: if you are offended by jokes that diss democrats, do not enter
2003-12-21, 1:26 PM #41
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Thats why Ive converted to socialism.. Theres no anti-Socialism literature out on the bookshelves are there!!

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Yeah, there are no anti-socialist books... just like there were no drugs at Woodstock, and just like how there were no jews killed during the Holocaust.

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But I still try to run on.
You know I still try to run on. But it's all or none.

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former entrepreneur
2003-12-21, 1:27 PM #42
...I give up...like some people around here have given up on reading comprehension...
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

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2003-12-21, 1:28 PM #43
I thought it was funny, but that's just me.
Not necessarily for the political value it holds (considering I'm republican and all) but simply because it's about 5 pages long. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2003-12-21, 1:30 PM #44
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Eversor:
Yeah, there are no anti-socialist books... just like there were no drugs at Woodstock, and just like how there were no jews killed during the Holocaust.

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/me buys Eversor a sarcasm detector to keep him from looking like a fool.

The list might actually be true if they didn't group certain things together like:

You might be a republican if you...

Like puppies and having sex with Hitler

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2003-12-21, 1:36 PM #45
I think we could all use a little reading of Michael Moore.

I'm Canadian BTW. And proud of it.

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Stuff
2003-12-21, 1:59 PM #46
I dislike Moore.

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2003-12-21, 2:13 PM #47
Moore gives us Liberals horrible names, not because of his blatant lying, but making "OMG I'm against 'Dubya' (hehe I made a funny)" widestream.

Liberal: Proud of it.

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<kyle90> of course, thats comparing me to americans
<kyle90> so its not really a fair assessment
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2003-12-21, 2:14 PM #48
Oh, good. I was beginning to fear I was the only one who thought Moore was a moron. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-21, 2:14 PM #49
I'm guessing you people missed the thing in the title that said "if you are offended by jokes that diss democrats, do not enter." Or is your attention span so short that you just skip over that and jump in the god damn "that's not funny at all" bandwagon, hoping to have some meager part of your horribly pathetic existance noticed and possibly recognized by having a "political view" about somethings that you have no damn clue about, so you can fit in and go along with the majority of the people here.

God damn you people piss me off sometimes.

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[This message has been edited by lateralus (edited December 21, 2003).]
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