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So, who got ridiculously smashed last night?
2006-01-02, 1:22 AM #41
Gave myself a cocaine catheter.

-Mmmmm.
2006-01-02, 6:09 AM #42
Didnt drink a drop of alcohol on new years eve in case I had to drive. There was a massive bushfire tearing through the countryside a few kilometers away from where we were staying at a friend's place. Chose to stay sober in case the wind changed directions and we had to make a quick getaway.

Nothing quite like celebrating the new year in the glow of a 30km firefront. It was quite a sight to behold.
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2006-01-02, 7:54 AM #43
I drank a Van Dutch and a Monster Khaos...and maybe some milk later. I'm hardcore.

BTW, never drink Monster Khaos. It's the worst drink ever made. I'm not even kidding, I don't know how BevNet voted it best drink of the year. It taste like pineapple and SALT. Yes, salt. The drink is like eating a pineapple and sucking on a saltlick for an hour. Just thinking about it right now is honestly making me feel sick.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-02, 8:40 AM #44
Okay, okay...you got me. I really didn't get smashed, but my Elementalist sure did!
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Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-02, 8:50 AM #45
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]I drank a Van Dutch and a Monster Khaos...and maybe some milk later. I'm hardcore.

BTW, never drink Monster Khaos. It's the worst drink ever made. I'm not even kidding, I don't know how BevNet voted it best drink of the year. It taste like pineapple and SALT. Yes, salt. The drink is like eating a pineapple and sucking on a saltlick for an hour. Just thinking about it right now is honestly making me feel sick.[/QUOTE]
But I like Pineapple... >_<
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2006-01-02, 9:01 AM #46
Originally posted by Emon:
I was mistaken, then, I thought you said you had never tried it and never will in one thread.


I meant that I've never finished a glass of anything. Well really, I usually end up spitting up the only sip I even take. I dunno, it's weird.
2006-01-02, 9:10 AM #47
Quote:
But I like Pineapple... >_<


Pineapple + All the salt you could ever eat in your entire life.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-02, 11:35 AM #48
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]I meant that I've never finished a glass of anything. Well really, I usually end up spitting up the only sip I even take. I dunno, it's weird.[/QUOTE]


That is completely retarded. You bash those who drink, but go ahead and drink but say you wont finish a glass to make yourself look inoccent. What a woman.
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2006-01-02, 11:43 AM #49
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2006-01-02, 11:48 AM #50
/me claps for Cazor


I knew some of the massassians didnt sit by the computer for New Years.
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2006-01-02, 11:50 AM #51
I drank far too much and so I ended up drinking coffee by about half eleven. Strong beer made me lose the ability to focus.
2006-01-02, 11:52 AM #52
Originally posted by Ubuu:
/me claps for Cazor


I knew some of the massassians didnt sit by the computer for New Years.


oh screw that crap.
2006-01-02, 12:06 PM #53
Originally posted by Cazor:
oh screw that crap.



Damned straight.
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2006-01-02, 12:11 PM #54
Originally posted by Cazor:
oh screw that crap.

Ditto. I partied till about 12:00, then went to a friend's and caught up on old times for about 5 more hours.
D E A T H
2006-01-02, 12:29 PM #55
Well, being 15, I couldn't really get smashed, but I did see a movie with a friend and play some games on his new PS2 until 6 AM. It was pretty fun, and way better than staying at home.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-02, 12:31 PM #56
Originally posted by Zell:
Well, being 15, I couldn't really get smashed, but I did see a movie with a friend and play some games on his new PS2 until 6 AM. It was pretty fun, and way better than staying at home.

Being 15 you couldn't be smashed? I'm sure a lot of people here will back me up when I say you're just not trying hard enough then ;) (I'm kidding, so don't go on a tirade against me like "OMG I HATE ALCOHOL BLAH BLAH I DON'T WNAT SET:LKHETIOSHDT:." The fact that I knew I'd have to have this disclaimer is sad.)
D E A T H
2006-01-02, 12:32 PM #57
God, you're such a loser Yoshi ;)
2006-01-02, 12:52 PM #58
I didn't go out on New Years Eve, while it woulda been fun I was ultra hungover from the previous night. I drank 8 or so pints and a couple of glasses of some random punch we made up. Oh yea and don't eat noodles when you drink... I threw most of those back up, looking scarily similar to how we bought 'em too....
/fluffle
2006-01-02, 1:04 PM #59
oooh my friend marc did just that on his birthday - uuuuugly sight.
2006-01-02, 1:12 PM #60
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Being 15 you couldn't be smashed? I'm sure a lot of people here will back me up when I say you're just not trying hard enough then ;) (I'm kidding, so don't go on a tirade against me like "OMG I HATE ALCOHOL BLAH BLAH I DON'T WNAT SET:LKHETIOSHDT:." The fact that I knew I'd have to have this disclaimer is sad.)[/QUOTE]

Alright, what I meant was I can't drink. Happy now? :p

For the record, I had some Irish Cream a few nights ago, and it was actually quite good. The alcohol taste was very bitter, but otherwise it tasted great. I'm just afraid of what I'd do if I were drunk. :(
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-02, 1:24 PM #61
Originally posted by Ubuu:
That is completely retarded. You bash those who drink, but go ahead and drink but say you wont finish a glass to make yourself look inoccent. What a woman.



... Hello flame from nowhere.

I only tried the drinks in an attempt to find one I DO like. I've given up, a long time ago. I never drink, and haven't touched alcohol in at least 5 years (the last time my grandpa tricked me into thinking a drink wasn't alcoholic).

I don't care for the whole "innoccent" act, I frankly don't care what others think about my drinking habits. I'm merely stating my experience with it.
2006-01-02, 1:27 PM #62
Originally posted by Martyn:
God, you're such a loser Yoshi ;)

I know.

D:
D E A T H
2006-01-02, 1:28 PM #63
You just said you tried to drink something, but then you have tried alcohol in 5 years. Booo hooo.
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2006-01-02, 1:44 PM #64
Green Apple schnapps.


That is all I have to say.
2006-01-02, 1:52 PM #65
Originally posted by Stinkywrix:
Green Apple schnapps is for women.


That is all I have to say.

Fixed.
D E A T H
2006-01-02, 1:58 PM #66
Originally posted by Ubuu:
I knew some of the massassians didnt sit by the computer for New Years.

I had no choice. :( All my friends are in other states. Hey, I've gone out every week since the beginning of the year...sometimes twice. Before I left I hit four parties in one night. I suppose I could use a break, even if it does suck.
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2006-01-02, 2:00 PM #67
Ya I was being completely insenstive. Forgive me.
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2006-01-02, 2:18 PM #68
Originally posted by Ubuu:
/me claps for Cazor


I knew some of the massassians didnt sit by the computer for New Years.

I was gonna hate myself if this happened. But thank God for dad's friends. They can party.
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2006-01-02, 2:29 PM #69
Originally posted by Martyn:
oooh my friend marc did just that on his birthday - uuuuugly sight.


Yes, for some reason I wanted to sit on the toilet seat while i knew i was going to puke so i ended up puking in the sink :p - make that both the upstairs toilet sink and downstairs one. I blocked both of them up :o

Took me ages to pick out noodles from both sinks lol.
/fluffle
2006-01-02, 2:51 PM #70
Originally posted by Ubuu:
You just said you tried to drink something, but then you have tried alcohol in 5 years. Booo hooo.


I sure did. :confused: :confused: :confused:
2006-01-02, 3:46 PM #71
I ate a block of powdered LSD.

-It didn't taste like candy like that guy said.
2006-01-02, 4:56 PM #72
Originally posted by bearded_jarl:
Same here, man.

-I injected 85 ccs of heroin directly into my heart like in Pulp Fiction, only the other way around.


She sniffed the heroin, she INJECTED andrenaline.
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2006-01-02, 4:59 PM #73
Originally posted by fishstickz:
She sniffed the heroin, she INJECTED andrenaline.

That's why he said "only the other way around"
D E A T H
2006-01-02, 5:02 PM #74
LOL, Guild Wars has the best "drunk" effect I've seen in a online RPG. WoW's was alright but its not nearly as funny or random as GW's.
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2006-01-02, 6:37 PM #75
Originally posted by SavageX378:
LOL, Guild Wars has the best "drunk" effect I've seen in a online RPG. WoW's was alright but its not nearly as funny or random as GW's.


What happens in GW? I like how in WoW it slurs all the s's you say and adds '...hic!' after statements. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-02, 6:57 PM #76
How do you people mention MMORPGs and alcohol in one thread?
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2006-01-02, 6:57 PM #77
Scroll up, I posted pics Zell. You basically see everything all distored and blurry, and your guy says random things about being sick and drinking too much egg nog and sometimes he falls over from being so drunk. It's awesome.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-02, 8:59 PM #78
I didn't drink too much, just some wine.
2006-01-02, 9:03 PM #79
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Being 15 you couldn't be smashed? I'm sure a lot of people here will back me up when I say you're just not trying hard enough then ;) (I'm kidding, so don't go on a tirade against me like "OMG I HATE ALCOHOL BLAH BLAH I DON'T WNAT SET:LKHETIOSHDT:." The fact that I knew I'd have to have this disclaimer is sad.)[/QUOTE]

Being 15, I have to say... ...he isn't trying.
2006-01-02, 9:40 PM #80
I used adrenaline, but only as the "water" in the bong.

-Then I drank it.
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