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how do YOU make it up to your girlfriend?

2006-01-04, 12:58 AM #81

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

I get a manicure.

2006-01-04, 4:53 AM #82

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

I lived in Oregon, it sucks.

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-01-04, 7:45 AM #83

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

I like sex.

2006-01-04, 9:17 AM #84

Sats

Is going to continue to take it.

Posts: 1,628

Originally posted by happydud:

Yeah. And what seventeen year old girl is going to go up to her father and say "Daaaaaadddyy? There's this really cute boy I'm dating, and we sorta wanna have sex. Is that okay with you?"

Is it really such of an issue in the US? I'm kind of surprised, i'm waiting till marriage myself but most people i know have either already have sex or would if they had the chance..

I'm 17 but most people I know who have lost their virginity lost it at like 15 or somethin *shrug*

/fluffle

2006-01-04, 9:53 AM #85

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I lost it at 14.

To all the kiddies out there : Do not follow in my footsteps.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-01-04, 2:43 PM #86

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

Sats - Did you come home and tell your mother? :p

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2006-01-04, 3:23 PM #87

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Originally posted by Jepman:

I lost it at 14.

To all the kiddies out there : Do not follow in my footsteps.

Jesus you're a lucky *******. I'm 15 and haven't even come close to holding hands with anyone.

DO NOT WANT.

2006-01-04, 3:56 PM #88

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Zell:

Jesus you're a lucky *******. I'm 15 and haven't even come close to holding hands with anyone.

Before I was 19 I didnt know any girls.

then when I was 20 and 3 months a met a new girl. lost my V plates. [6 weeks later got dumped]

Lost at 20 years old!?!! :confused:

Therefore, when it comes to the being the biggest loser with women,
Ruthven takes the winning prize.

/sarcastic pride.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-04, 5:03 PM #89

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

Originally posted by Space_Bandit:

I lived in Oregon, it sucks.

What do you mean?? We got year-round rain, poverty and unemployment, falling trees, what more could you ask for? :rolleyes:

2006-01-04, 5:07 PM #90

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Originally posted by Delphian:

What do you mean?? We got year-round rain, poverty and unemployment, falling trees, what more could you ask for? :rolleyes:

lol, pretty much sums it up.

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-01-04, 6:08 PM #91

Jdogg0403

Google prooves everything!

Posts: 563

i generally just say im sorry and give her a kiss, if she loves you she'll understand, i wouldnt go expecting her to go out of her way to do nice things for you though. If you are talented in the sexual arts, im sure she would appreciate it, and if not, buy a book on kama sutra.

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2006-01-04, 8:32 PM #92

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

Posts: 2,867

Look over this thread....the people who say oral sex are those who have experience and know what they are talking about. Those who say something else are misinformed.

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2006-01-04, 8:33 PM #93

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Haha. Women love oral sex. All I had to do was mention it today and I made a girl shiver. It was gold.

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2006-01-04, 8:40 PM #94

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

Wow. So much for this thread....

Admins, to help me along in the break up process, I'd like you to close this thread. Thnaks.

2006-01-04, 8:42 PM #95

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Originally posted by Jepman:

I lost it at 14.

To all the kiddies out there : Do not follow in my footsteps.

Ditto, same age too. I should've waited.

2006-01-04, 9:10 PM #96

-Monoxide-

Banned

Posts: 2,813

Originally posted by Zell:

Jesus you're a lucky *******. I'm 15 and haven't even come close to holding hands with anyone.

:D.

Attachment: 9665/40_year_old_virgin.gif (27,851 bytes)

2006-01-04, 9:20 PM #97

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Delphian:

How do u make it to your girlfriend?.

Well in Delph's case, rather unsuccessfully it would seem :em321:

ZING!!! :rolleyes:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-04, 11:52 PM #98

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

I dislike you very much.

2006-01-05, 12:43 AM #99

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Well in Delph's case, rather unsuccessfully it would seem :em321:

ZING!!! :rolleyes:

Hahahaha, you dirty *******.

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2006-01-05, 4:53 AM #100

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Originally posted by Delphian:

Admins, to help me along in the break up process, I'd like you to close this thread. Thnaks.

I agree

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-01-05, 5:06 AM #101

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Shintock:

Ditto, same age too. I should've waited.

Damn might be a quebecer thing an' all.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-01-05, 5:12 AM #102

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by Ruthven:

...Therefore, when it comes to the being the biggest loser with women,
Ruthven takes the winning prize.

I must disagree with that assessment.

Im afraid that honor, err, I mean curse, must fall on someone more worthy, err, I mean, more loser-ey.

Ill fall on that grenade.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2006-01-05, 5:26 AM #103

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by gbk:

Ill fall on that grenade.

Whew, good thing its a plastic one.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-01-05, 5:28 AM #104

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Originally posted by Jepman:

Damn might be a quebecer thing an' all.

Damn this province and its overly liberal sexual ethics!

2006-01-05, 10:43 AM #105

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Don't buy her anything, that sets a really bad precedent. All you owe her is an apology.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2006-01-05, 4:02 PM #106

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]Don't buy her anything, that sets a really bad precedent. All you owe her is an apology.[/QUOTE]

Dude, where were you?? they broke up.

Oh btw Delphian, sorry for my last post, was mean of me.

Btw, i hope you didnt bother spending any money on her in the end.

When I got dumped by EvilLesbo, I demanded £50 worth of gifts back.

She stopped talking to me after that

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-05, 4:20 PM #107

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Buy her a dozen roses. Should cost about 35 bucks.

Take her out to dinner. Not at Wendy's. Should cost about 40 bucks.

Take her to a movie. One that she's been talking about. Should cost about 20 bucks.

Buy a cd/dvd that she has been wanting. Should cost about 20 bucks.

To top it off: Tell her she's everything you ever wanted. Tell her you've waited your entire life to meet a girl like her, and you wouldn't trade her for anything. If you mean it... It will probably make you shed a tear or two. This helps.

That's what I did last time. Making it up to her is expensive.

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2006-01-05, 4:22 PM #108

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Dude, where were you?? they broke up.

Hmm. That will teach me a valuable lesson about not posting before I've read the whole thread, I expect.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2006-01-05, 10:54 PM #109

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

You yes, Bill no.

2006-01-06, 10:30 AM #110

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

AH..... hmmmm... oops.

>>untie shoes