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I am a mouse. Don't **** with me.
2006-01-09, 12:55 AM #1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4593682.stm

Although, technically, I guess he doesn't have a problem with mice in his house anymore...
2006-01-09, 1:06 AM #2
I think never has this picture been more fitting.
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Sorry for the lousy German
2006-01-09, 1:22 AM #3
THAT'S FREAKING AMAZING

Man

They should teach that story to kids in kindergarten or something
一个大西瓜
2006-01-09, 1:36 AM #4
Hahaha.

I hope they gave the mouse a proper buriel.
2006-01-09, 5:46 AM #5
Yes Vinny... under a whole damn house. :p

And damn... blazing mices are dangerous.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-09, 6:07 AM #6
Next thing you know, someone is going to try to attach warning labels to mice:

"Caution: Burning mouse may burn house down."
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-01-09, 6:09 AM #7
But you're a giraffe.

Also, O_o
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2006-01-09, 6:56 AM #8
That almost happened to me once.

I was crawling around between the ground and basement floors of my highschool on something of a dare and figured I'd light a match to see my way around... but then I saw this little mouse scampering around in front of me, and I imagined what horrors might ensue if the mouse caught on fire and burned the entire duct while I was in it. </claustrophobia> :eek:
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-01-09, 7:01 AM #9
You carried matches with you in highschool?
2006-01-09, 7:04 AM #10
It was a private prep school. Yes.

I knew a guy who even had explicit permission from the assistant headmaster to bring in an unloaded revolver for one of our musicals.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-01-09, 7:24 AM #11
Jeez, either that was one fiery mouse or the old man built his house out of petrol!
2006-01-09, 7:31 AM #12
Well I think the weather is very dry out in those parts. Aren't they having trouble with fires already?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-09, 7:58 AM #13
Hehehehe.... "Smoking mice can be hazardous to your health."
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-01-09, 8:36 AM #14
Instant Karma!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-01-09, 10:14 AM #15
He deserved it. I also find it strange that the mouse burned to death yet they say:
Quote:
no-one was injured
Although, I suppose it's true, no-one was injured. Just dead.
2006-01-09, 10:21 AM #16
Wow. That's strange and funny.
2006-01-09, 10:32 AM #17
Originally posted by Uberslug:
He deserved it.
It's funny it took 15 posts for someone to say that. Throwing the mouse into the fire was a disustingly cruel thing to do.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2006-01-09, 10:35 AM #18
That mouse is my hero.
2006-01-09, 10:51 AM #19
hehehehehe
Pissed Off?
2006-01-09, 10:52 AM #20
I imagine the mouse running into the house shouting "Flame on!"
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-01-09, 10:54 AM #21
[http://www.charmaineyoest.com/archives/Mighty_mouse2.jpg]

I need to hear this song now.

"HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAY"
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-01-09, 11:30 AM #22
He is truly a hero of mice and men
2006-01-09, 12:36 PM #23
I remember back in high school, a fire broke out in one of the science buildings and one of the rooms was burnt down pretty bad. It all started with a small lizard (I think it was a gecko if I recall correctly) catching on fire and then running around the whole room, setting a blaze to anything it touched. My friends and I joked around saying "The lizard was posessed by Satan!" whenever the subject was brought up :p
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-01-09, 12:45 PM #24
One of the guys in my dorm told me about this yesterday, it happened in his hometown. He didn't even know about the mouse thing until he saw it on CNN or whatever.
Warhead[97]
2006-01-09, 1:02 PM #25
[http://home.comcast.net/~10kg22moller87/FOB.jpg]
2006-01-09, 1:04 PM #26
Must've been Mickey's evil twin.

[http://www.cel-ebration.com/WDCC-MICKEY-FIRE-BRIGADE-MICKEY%20I.jpg]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-09, 1:59 PM #27
****ing karma man
2006-01-10, 7:23 AM #28
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/5973746/detail.html


oh well
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-01-10, 7:47 AM #29
Party pooper. :(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-10, 7:48 AM #30
No insurance... poor guy. 81 and not a thing to his name.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2006-01-10, 11:50 AM #31
"Mares said he trapped and killed the critter and tossed it on the fire."
Jerk. He deserved it.

o.0
2006-01-10, 11:53 AM #32
What the ****, no he didn't deserve it. Its his bloody house, and no one wants mice in their house. What would you do, trap it and put it outside?

Yea, have fun running in circles throwing it out and watch it come back in. There is nothing you can do short of killing when you have mice/insects infesting your house.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-10, 11:57 AM #33
You tranquilize it, and hide it in your neighbors house.

o.0
2006-01-10, 12:05 PM #34
What if it hid cheese in your house and WANTS IT BACK! EVERYTHOUGHT OF THAT SMART GUY???
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-10, 12:40 PM #35
...

I hate New Mexico.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2006-01-10, 12:45 PM #36
This gives poignant new meaning to the phrase, "Hey, check out that flaming mouse."
2006-01-10, 1:52 PM #37
Nevermind. :p
2006-01-10, 1:58 PM #38
Originally posted by Greenboy:
"Mares said he trapped and killed the critter and tossed it on the fire."
Jerk. He deserved it.


Thats the post I was talking about, not yours.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-10, 2:05 PM #39
Originally posted by Jepman:
Thats the post I was talking about, not yours.

Oops. Sorry. I am not against killing mice as long as it's painless.
2006-01-10, 2:09 PM #40
I don't buy it. I still say the mouse did it. He probably made up the story about killing it first to avoid slack from animal rights activists.
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