I was coming home from Waffle House in my car and my friend was in his car. He had left like a minute before I had left and thought he was going a different way than I had been going.

Well, I was going down Cooper Street going 54 in a 45 (the speed limit just dropped from 55 to 45) when I saw the cop sitting in the parking lot of a Race Trac gas station. I was in the third lane and he pulled out behind me and was about 300 yards. I immediately floored it and went down this hill, as he was turning on his lights. I shot over to the 1st lane and made a quick right after crossing the freeway and went down the road to the light, turned left and followed it to make a u-turn that took about 1 mile and got home.

I called my friend and told him, but didn't mention where I saw the cop. He said "Was it in Race Trac?" and I said yeah. Apparently my friend had been doing 65, shot past the cop who pulled out on him. He pulled into the Race Trac gas station, swerved behind it, got out and ran across the street to Wal-Mart. The cop not seeing him turned around and saw me drive by and went after me.

So while my friend was running I provided the cop with a distraction and lost him too. Same cop, lost twice.

Congratulations on evading law enforcement. Your future does indeed look bright.

I predict that this thread will end with numerous people telling you that you were dumb and then you will get aggrivated and delete the thread.

Ah, the joys of photo radar.

LOLOLOLOL WOW U SHUR R HARK0RE DEWD

Agreed with all replies so far.

You ****ing RAN from a COP? Oh good lord.

Seriously, if you're going to run make it for something worthwhile like...murder. Not for something so trivial as a few hundred bucks.

Photo radar was recently considered invasion of privacy by the state courts and no longer in use. The cameras are still in place in certain areas but can not be used.



1.) I just got laid. I'm in a good mood.

2.) I just ditched a cop, alot of the cops in my town are stuck up *******s who pull people over for dumb reasons. I'm in a good mood.

3.) This is the second time I've made a post about ditching a cop. The first one I deliberately intimidated the cop into coming after me and ditching him. No one flamed me on the first post when I said I purposely egged the cop into coming after me.

I was driving down the access road and the cops were standing on the freeway overpass shooting radar. There were 4 cops sitting ON the on ramp, blocking people from getting on the freeway, in order to "go after" people, so I pulled onto the road next to the on ramp and peeled out. The cop in his cruiser took off on the freeway after me since I was on the access road and was gonna get me at the exit when I slowed down and turned right onto the street and drove off.

Normally I don't hate cops, but never has a cop given me a "warning" and I've had so much crap they've done. One stopped me for stopping at a stop sign and I had to pay $150. Even the people at the court house were being dicks when I walked in to pay it. Another cop gave me a ticket for "running" a red light when it was yellow, had to go to court over that one. Another cop purposely triggered a light about 100 yards away when I couldn't slow down and ran that light, and I had to pay $141 for that ticket, and they put that one on my record and my insurance went up until I fought it in court saying I got "deferred" judictation. Oh and the people at the court house wouldn't give me the paper to take to my insurance either to prove I never had a ticket on my record.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]You ****ing RAN from a COP? Oh good lord.

Seriously, if you're going to run make it for something worthwhile like...murder. Not for something so trivial as a few hundred bucks.[/QUOTE]

And an unpaid inspection citation. Got the inspection done but have yet to pay the ticket. And murder? Alright...where do you live? :em321: :p

Wow. You're my new hero.

I would prefer a story involving tanks, guns, naked women and FBI agents.

Congraduations you're now out on an APB! Which means when they catch your *** (it's not if it's when), you can spend some quality time to yourself and possibly a bald-headed muscular 240-lb man with a smile as wide a freeway.

...

I could get in more detail but I didn't "run" like my friend ran. The APB would be out on my friend. Also it would be next to impossible for the cop to prove I ran. If anyone is being looked for, its the guy in the dark blue Ford, especially since the cop pulled into the same parking lot as my friend. Not the guy in the "white Grand Am...or was it a Grand Prix? Oh wait maybe a Bonneville...or a Monte Carlo I'm not really sure, they all look alike. But it was a white car, made by GM that's right. Oh and maybe he didn't really run, cause at no point did he speed up. Oh and his head wasn't even faced forward when he passed me so yeah no way he could of seen me sitting in the parking lot when his head was turned in the other direction."

And the funniest part is there is a guy who lives one block away, on a "pretty" busy street, who drives a car virtually identical to mine. So if cops are driving around looking for a car similar to mine, guarantee they will find his before mine, especially since the cops sit about 100 yards from his front door to catch red light runners.

Everything happens to me!

My life sucks!

I'm a hot headed idiot and people won't give me jobs!

People give me bad references, obviously because I'm so awesome!


WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want everything to fall in my lap!

WAHHHHHHHH

Brag Brag

WAHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHH

Alpha Male, Alpha Male

WAHHHHH WAHHHH

I hate my mommy

WAHHHHHHHH

man you are annoying

lol got a job that will help secure my future, using my college major to help get it too. Once I finish getting all my certification crap done (hopefully within the next 2 weeks) I am gone from Cracker Barrel. And on top of that odds are I will be moving out within the next 3 months, sooner if I can get the certification crap done faster. And my mom has actually been pretty cool lately, I think it's cause she finally got her job as a counselor and is no longer pissed off/stressed out/angry cause she can't find a job herself. And I am gonna help her and my stepfather retire 5 years sooner with more money.

And my manager is transferring to a new store at the end of this week, so he won't be giving me a hard time. He stopped giving me a hard time after he found out that if he continues to screw with me I was gonna contact home office and push to get him fired. And you are partially right on Alpha Male, replace it with "Leo" and you got me down perfectly.

Star Signs are more crap than my morbidly obese cousin lays down in a bed pan on a twice a day basis.

See I have to agree with you on that one. I read the star signs for each of my brothers, mom, and dad, and none of them fit. For my mom its supposed to be an outgoing cheerful personality or something like that. For my brother Brad it's supposed to be an aggressive personality, and he is whipped. For me though it actually seems to fit on almost every level, I can't help but laugh.

And I love how some people get on here for the sole purpose to criticize others. I don't really care right now guys cause I have nothing[/i] to prove to any of you, and I've come to realize that lately. I just post cause I find it funny, and if you wanna show your immaturity by getting on here and trying to make me feel bad because of your own personal impotence (ROB AND YOSHI) and most likely an inability to sustain an erection long enogh to get laid, thats your problem not mine, I don't really care anymore.

None of you on this site can control my life, help me, fail me or hold me down unless I let you. If I get on here to ***** and rant, its cause I am simply venting. None of you can magically wave a wand, maybe in your own self delusional world of Warcraft you can, and make my life better.

Them's fighting words. Noted...


Don't mind me.

Nice.

Oh hey, this thread sucks pretty bad.

Close it, delete it, leave it open and try to make it suck less than a female porn star, I don't care. I'm going to bed.

No, but we can tell you how much you suck, and be right most of the time. Wether or not you realize it for yourself is irrelevant.

I also find it amusing how you call us "immature", yet you're the one;

1: Blatantly breaking the law and bragging about it, and then *****ing about how unfair it is when you're punished for it,

2: Acting like "getting laid" makes you special,

And 3: Saying that other's have impotent sex drives because they disagree with you.

Grow up plzkthx.

No it doesn't. They're engineered to be as vague and complimenting as possible. If you bundle something with a compliment people are more likely to believe it.

For instance: You're strong-willed and independent.
Translation: You're boorish, stubborn and ill-mannered.

Edit: Also, "hurr i had sex and that makes me special".

Hey Thrawn what i gotta say to you:

I know it feels cool to break the law and such, and you're on top of the world for a while, but bragging(call this thread whatever you want, but its bragging) about such events does nothing except portray you as a hoodlum or idiot. I've got so many stories like yours its rediculous, but they slowly lead up to a month ago with my friend crashing and getting a DUI. Seriously... running from the cops for doing 9 over, where the speed limit recently was 10 over?

Anyway my advice isn't to stop running from the cops, you should know not to do that anyway. My advice is to keep the story between you and your buddy.

Good luck.

PS. Next time If your gonna run, don't do it in a Grand Am

I once broke a dude's window because the girl I was seeing went home with him. I broke his window for two reasons. 1. I figured she was in his apartment. 2. Her apartment was on the second floor. I did it with my fist, too. Cower in fear.

Other than that... My criminal activities are pretty lame. I have boosted alot of road markers... cones... construction pylons and such. In addition I stole a rug from a caddie dealership. It's got the Cadillac logo on it and it covers about half of my floor.

Like none of you have ever broken the law.

Edit: And they won't put out a goddamned apb on him. He didn't steal a car or rob a ****ing bank.

Oh nos!

Someone made an I don't get laid joke towards me!

OH NOS.

Someone is critisizing my lifestyle! Because I actively seek love instead of mindlessly banging any girl I come into contact with or get drunk with! MAN, because sex to me means nothing without love! THAT MUST MAKE ME A SOCIAL DEVIANT, AND OBVIOUSLY NOT ALPHA MALE ENOUGH. I SHOULD PLAY FOOTBALL AND WORK ON CARS. AND GROW A MULLET. AND DRINK UNDERPRICED BEER THAT TASTES LIKE PISS. AND BEAT WOMEN. THEN I CAN BE A MAN, RIGHT!
(I can generalize too)

Or not.

Next thing you know, you'll make a gay joke. Or a long hair joke.

Expand your repertoire.

I don't critisize everything. Just alot of things. Mostly because I can, and because I like having an opinion. Its part of being sentient and all.


Edit:

PS, I play City of Villains, not World of Warcraft. And I've also never sucked so bad at a game that I've broken a controller out of rage.

Haha. City of Villans. What a homo. You need to get laid.

You like love. As long as it involves a man.


And next week on "how dumb can I sound" we'll be discussing ways to whine about the forums and how they're "not special anymore."

Hahaha.

Rule number one about Massassi Club: Don't talk about Massassi Club breaking the law.

Bleck, why do you people always have to go around pissing everybody off.

Like I once told Maheda, long ago, does it make you feel all big and proud to piss somebody off on the internet, insult him or whatnot? Is it because in real life, you are such a damn loser, the one who gets laughed at and dissed all the time, that you feel you need to prove to someone online your so much superior? Or at least fake it?

Or do you just get a pathetic kick out of going into every thread and pissing the world off.

Just bloody let the guy talk about his bloody running from the cops and ignore him if you think he shouldn't be posting it. These dayly flamewars are getting ****ing annoying.

jep hit the nailface on the head

Less whining, more b&'s

Admins are getting sloooppy.

Babes & Sex?

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]jep hit the nailface on the head[/QUOTE]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

For some reason, I find this relates to the topic rather well:

<---- Read my personal title and guess twice what I did last summer. (when i bought my new motorbike)

hahahaha

OH OF COURSE! I forgot all cops are wrong and there was no reason for him to pull you over. I mean, speedings not ILLEGAL wtf was that cops problem.


I hardly read your threads

I even made it to the finnish newspapers!

pie?


Yeah but I'm going to have to go with the Jepster on this one. Seems like's everyone's on edge lately.