Go to google and search "[first name] was killed by", and post the first or most interesting result you get.

"Kelly was killed by Tony Blair."
"Vincent was killed by extremists linked to the maverick preacher Muqtada Sadr."
"Vinny was killed by a blow to the head."

Daniel is dead, killed by his captors in Pakistan

oh NO

"Adam was killed by a roadside bomb..."

Kyle was killed by the guardians. This happened five times in a row.

Beta-Max was killed by limited market availability.

"Sgt. Andrew Jodon, son of Sandra Watson was killed in action in Iraq on May 12,
2005."

"Andrew Veal killed himself at Ground Zero"

"Andrew Jackson killed a man in a duel"

Sean was killed by his own bomb in 1974.
Sean was killed by a plastic bullet in 1984.
Sean was killed by a hunter, the hunter has long since gone.
Sean was killed by a gun. We saw the body.
Sean was killed by those pills.

I'm never killed by a proper noun.

Tyrell was killed by his own creation.

Mayfair Witches
Aaron is killed by an driver hired to do so.

Niku was killed by dogs.

(Damn, didn't appear!)

Shortly thereafter, Jan is killed by an angry union of Elvis impersonators.


wtf.

Andy:

Australian Andy Caldecott killed in Dakar rally

Andrew:

Sgt. Andrew Jodon killed in action

Andrew Veal killed himself at Ground Zero

Andrew Jackson killed a man in a duel

Roxanne was killed by Hellgate in Ghost Rider #50.

You got this off of MySpace didn't you :p

Oh and I'm going to be killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq. ****ing terrorists

Daniel was killed by 'friendly fire.'
Daniel was killed by a command detonated improvised explosive device.
Daniel was killed by Indians near Paris, Kentucky, in 1787, at the age of twenty-one.
...
Tofu once killed a King of Spain with his Mech-Penis.

The ONLY hit Google found:

Hamish was killed by a freak wave on a small island on the
coast of Tasmania.

Scott was killed by a sniper
Scott was killed by a shotgun, not a pistol

I also tried Gebohq. Not surprisingly, it pulled up a part of NeS:

"He thought Gebohq had killed me during the warp... and he tried to avenge me by killing him..."

Now I wonder if any NeS geeks know who said that and why. It took me a bit even knowing who it was.

heheh, I was wondering. it's pretty genius though.

"Maeve was killed by a terrorist bomb in Northern Ireland"

That's all I got, about 15 times

I followed one of the links, turns out I was married to an X-Man! (can you say x-man?!)

Banshee (Sean Cassidy) is a comic book superhero in the Marvel Comics universe, and a member of the X-Men. He first appeared in X-Men #28 (1967).

Banshee is a mutant who can warp reality through the use of sounds produced by his voice. He can use this power to fly, to shatter solid objects, to place people in a temporary trance, or to cause people to fall unconscious.

Sean Cassidy was both the heir to a small fortune and a castle in Cassidy Keep, Ireland. In his youth, he married Maeve Rourke, and took a job at Interpol. While Cassidy was away on a long mission, his wife discovered she was pregnant and gave birth to their daughter, Theresa Cassidy. With Cassidy still on assignment and unaware of his daughter's birth, Maeve was killed by a terrorist bomb in Northern Ireland. Cassidy's disreputable cousin, Black Tom Cassidy, rescued Theresa, secretly planning to raise her himself. When Cassidy returned, he was devestated to hear of Maeve's death. Those who knew that Theresa had been born decided not to tell Cassidy that he had had a daughter in order to spare him further grief.

"Morpheus was killed by Princess LapaLeah's forces in sector 4953"....daaayum

And: "Sami was killed point-blank at his house by US soldiers " <---I KNEW IT!

• Rob was killed by physics
• Rob was killed by a TOAD
• Rob was killed by a fast "peanut-shaped" enemy from the tail end of a "swarm"
• Rob was killed by a vile Squirrel
• Robert was killed by a Welsh raiding party in 1088

Well, whichever way I go, it's going to be interesting.

-Col Todd Wood Killed in Iraq by Bombers.
-Todd killed in collision.
-Todd was killed in an aircraft accident.

So I'm not gonna die peacefully... this sucks.

Grant was killed
by an enemy mortar round.

Grant was killed by a sniper

Nothing for Glyde.

Jean-Philippe was killed by International Organization for Migration


Damn you all!!!!!

Josh was killed in an automobile accident just shy of his nineteenth birthday.

This is comforting....

I am a dog in a K9 unit, killed while chasing a perpetrator across a street. I was hit by a truck. 1995



http://www.policek9.com/police_k9_andy_killed_in_actio.html

My spelling > Yours.

Shaun was killed in a traffic accident in Kuwait

And in other news,

Shaun Killed Dumbledore.

lots of drunk drivers, sniper fire, IRA bomb, police officer, terrorists, headhunters, and a bunch more

Fixed.

I got a lot of Iraq stuff. But the best one was "Anthony explained to her: 'My daddy killed me with a butcher knife.'"

I didn't see many of my deaths, but apparently I killed Rosa Parks

Josh was killed in the line of duty while serving in Iraq on December 27, 2005.

Peter was killed by the Boxers on June 10th in the house of Michael Wen'. His corpse was seen pressed down by a thrown beam.
Peter was killed by British soldiers in Belfast in 1992.
Peter was killed by his school bus.
Peter was killed by a Futunian warrior.
Peter was killed by a machine gun bullet as we crossed the Irrawaddy in 1945.

Trooper Dixon was killed by gunshot wounds while trying to apprehend members of
the Easton gang.

Dixon was killed by a bomb last Sunday in Samarra, Iraq.

John Dixon was killed by Indians in 1853. (my relative)

My very special cat, Dixon, was killed by some animal on March 24, 2001

When Charles Dixon was killed by the Peacocks in 1871...

Dixon was killed
BY an improvised explosive device while riding in a Humvee in Iraq

Dixon was killed by lightning on His farm.

All very plausible.

Jani was killed by robbers on the Aravali Express, but his family did
not find out until the next morning.

Seth Killed by Russell Schroeder in Squirrel Hunting Accident

"Luke was killed by" just gave me a bunch of SW references, such as

EDIT:
The Department of Defense announced today the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. The three Combined Joint Task Force Seven soldiers were killed in an improvised explosive device attack on Jan. 27 near Iskandariyah. Killed were:
Second Lieutenant Luke [Last name removed], 24, of Oklahoma.
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Luke drew his revolver to defend himself but was killed by the soldiers.

Patrick was killed by two men coming on either side of him shooting with automatic weapons. He was wounded through his armored vest and died of massive internal bleeding.

"Nathan was killed by a drunk driver. Nathan was 17."

I'm 17 now...

"The medical examiner determined Nathan was killed by the dog, which was shot when it tried to prevent the deputy from reaching the boy’s body."

Hmm.

I'm apparently going to be run over while riding my bike about 15 different times.