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How will you die?
2006-01-13, 11:48 AM #41
Michael was killed by a Milwaukee police
Michael was killed by a drunk driver
Michael was killed by an arson fire
Michael, was killed by sniper fire in February in Iraq
Michael was killed by their hands
Michael was killed by a severe blow to the head


sux2beme
2006-01-13, 11:52 AM #42
According to the US military, Jonathan was killed by a rocket-propelled grenade.

Jonathan was killed by treachery in 143 , and the last brother, Simon, succeeded; (creepy part is that Simon is my last name...)

Jayne Zito - whose husband Jonathan was killed by Christopher Clunis at Finsbury
Park tube station in 1994

This was a period when the Grecian hatred of Jews reached its peak; in 164 BCE
the Hasmonean leader Jonathan was killed by a ruse by the men of Ac

Sauron fell to the
dark side When Shen-Jon was killed by the Empire.

Could it be Jon was killed by Lysa So he couldn't find out?

Sadly, after trying to avenge his late emperor, Jon
was killed by the Thunder God, Raiden.

Example: Jon was killed by Mafia
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-01-13, 3:46 PM #43
Curses!
It seems I am the only man alive called 'Jacy'.
Still here.
2006-01-13, 7:06 PM #44
Apperently I'm going to be a crocodile and I'm going to be tortured to death.
EDIT: And I was also confused with a terrorist and shot to death.
2006-01-13, 7:18 PM #45
Almost as soon as they reach Rome, they discovered that Father Dominic was killed by a Sin Eater.

Eventually, Dominic was killed by his foster father.

:(
Wes Darklighter
|Theed|
2006-01-13, 9:20 PM #46
Laura was killed by anoreixa
killed by prejudice
killed by cougar
2006-01-13, 10:05 PM #47
Alpha: (alpha1 gets no results)

Alpha was killed by corprate greed and coruption.
Alpha was killed by compaq.
Alpha was killed by inel.
Alpha was killed by x36 invasion.

(notice a pattern there :D. :()

Adam:

Adam was killed by the indians.
Adam was killed by Buffy and her friends.
Adam was killed by the now insane toyman.
Adam was killed by an atomic blast.
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2006-01-13, 10:11 PM #48
Sam was killed by having his colon sucked out through his ***.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 12:58 AM #49
Apparently I was killed by the British Army on Bloody Sunday, as an innocent man.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-01-14, 8:04 AM #50
Darth_Revan, did you search in quotes? I found plenty of non-SW deaths.

  • "Luke was killed by his veterinarians."
  • "During this monumental Battle of Leyte Gulf, Luke was killed by an explosion
    aboard his vessel."
  • "Luke was killed by machine-gun fire after refusing to surrender and drawing His revolver on German troops"

Alright! Never surrender!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-01-14, 8:57 AM #51
Tristan was killed by a bear, It was a good death.

Tristan was killed by a local militia armed by the guerrillas.

Tristan was killed by The High Priest Of Angall.

Tristan was killed by James's Renzuko Energy Dan's Explosion!
"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!
2006-01-14, 1:18 PM #52
When I did mine, I recieved endless pages about Robert Blake killing his wife. :gbk:
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2006-01-14, 1:22 PM #53
My name brings up some funny results. I put in Robert Blake Kimble, and they were all about either the show "the fugitive" or the actor Robert Blake. Blah
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2006-01-14, 1:33 PM #54
Patrick was killed by two men coming on either side of him shooting with automatic
weapons.

hardcore! \m/
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2006-01-14, 1:36 PM #55
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
My name brings up some funny results. I put in Robert Blake Kimble, and they were all about either the show "the fugitive" or the actor Robert Blake. Blah


The Fugitive was a movie, not a programme.
nope.
2006-01-14, 1:56 PM #56
Wasn't it both? :confused:
2006-01-14, 2:07 PM #57
'Should Jamie have killed the lamb?'

0.o
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-14, 2:31 PM #58
Instead, Reid just killed it and tossed out the red meat
Reid's bullet killed Soapy instantly
Reid subsequently killed the victim in the apartment they had previously shared together ...
I'm only getting things like that..
Apparantly I'm not gonna die I'm gonna be a murderer
2006-01-14, 2:54 PM #59
"RYAN was killed by a CIA hit team ..."

"Ryan was killed by cult members as he attempted to leave after an investigatory visit ..."

"... Ryan was killed
by a psycho fan ..."
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2006-01-14, 3:06 PM #60
Brian was killed by the sons of Cu Ulad O Neill at Craeb Carthaind in Ui Trena.
Brian was killed by Murchadh, son of Brian, through treachery.
Brian was killed by Dustin Camp on December 12, 1997.
Brian was killed by Brodir of Man (who was later executed by being tied to a tree
by his own intestines).
Brian Jones was killed by a builder not party excess
Brian Jones was killed by somebody who drowned him.
Brian Jones was killed by THE ROLLING STONES!

-I mean, I knew that I was named after an old king, and that I share a name with the dead Rollin gStone, but damn!
2006-01-14, 3:07 PM #61
This all reminds me of the "Other Harvey Pekars" monologue in American Splendor.

-That part always kinda scared me.
2006-01-14, 3:34 PM #62
Graham was killed by a large grizzly bear, while after a load of willows three and one-half miles southeast of the fort on Little Bear River, known as Muddy River.

Graham was killed by the Drummonds in 1413, leaving the infant Malise in the guardianship of Patrick’s younger brother Sir Robert Graham of Kinpoint.

Graham was killed by police officers on 3 April 2000. The officers claimed Graham had threatened police with a gun, which was found after he was shot along with eight rounds of ammunition. However, a group of approximately 200 demonstrators gathered immediately after Graham’s death and protested that he had been shot in the back after refusing to obey a police instruction to stop.

Graham was killed by his horse at Easton.
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2006-01-15, 5:42 AM #63
i was killed for running over choran
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2006-01-15, 2:08 PM #64
I DON'T DIE!!!!! YESS!
/fluffle
2006-01-15, 5:32 PM #65
Marcus was killed by Shadow Elves in the Valley of the Kings.

Marcus, was killed by Klingons during this event.

Marcus was killed by Bloods due to testifying to a murder that he witnessed.


*Every other one seems to be about me being hit in "friendly fire"....that sucks
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2006-01-15, 7:15 PM #66
"Doron was killed by dough-mixer at Jerusalems Mystic Pizza. He had reached in to pull some dough from the bottom when he was sucked in and kneaded to death."

That's funny, I'm from Jerusalem and I like that pizza place. Better stay away from it I guess.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2006-01-15, 7:47 PM #67
Peter was killed by a bear saturday morning ...

Peter was killed by a 94 year old woman driving a car

Peter killed his hopes and dreams of becoming a painter
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2006-01-16, 9:54 AM #68
I WIN THIS GAME:
Quote:
Kyle was killed in a freak accident on October 30. He was performing a baptism
in front of his congregation of 800, and was somehow electrocuted. ...
2006-01-16, 10:02 AM #69
Originally posted by Baconfish:
The Fugitive was a movie, not a programme.


Thank you for the correction.

Except that it was a TV program. Back in 2000ish.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2006-01-16, 2:31 PM #70
Joseph was killed in Battle of Tarawa.
2006-01-16, 2:38 PM #71
Justin Killed During Police Chase
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2006-01-16, 2:57 PM #72
I think mine is the best.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2006-01-16, 3:13 PM #73
Sadly, Brandon was killed by an alligator.

Brandon was killed by his father's killers, martial arts mystics who envied the Bruce's fame and swore vengeance on him for revealing secret techniques.

My secret life as a Minja has been revealed :gbk:
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