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Kraft Dinner (And other noodely dishes)
2006-01-14, 10:48 AM #1
So, which is it? *glare*
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 10:52 AM #2
Fork.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 11:06 AM #3
Kraftwerk Dinner would be quite ace.
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2006-01-14, 11:15 AM #4
Depends on how it's made. If it's the icky kind with added milk (gross), then a spoon. Not that I would ever eat that.

So yeah. Fork, all the way.

Of course a spork would actually be ideal.
Stuff
2006-01-14, 11:18 AM #5
I say foon.
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2006-01-14, 11:18 AM #6
Using a spork shows weakness and indecisiveness. It's one or the other, or no noodles for you!
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 11:18 AM #7
Fork. Merely because of tradition.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2006-01-14, 11:20 AM #8
Have you been touched by his noodley appendage?

What website was it that had that religion..or was it a wiki?
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 11:22 AM #9
[url]www.venganza.org[/url]
Stuff
2006-01-14, 11:23 AM #10
Fork
Pissed Off?
2006-01-14, 11:41 AM #11
Originally posted by kyle90:
[url]www.venganza.org[/url]


You know of the society... :eek:

LOL/JK, but I always have eaten pasta with a fork, and don't play to stop now.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2006-01-14, 11:59 AM #12
Spoon is not faring very well... Not that I would have helped it. It's too hard with a spoon. Inconvenient.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-01-14, 12:05 PM #13
I use a spork
2006-01-14, 12:39 PM #14
Originally posted by kyle90:
Of course a spork would actually be ideal.


The spork is a mere shadow to mankind's delusional dream of acquiring the perfect eating utensil.
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2006-01-14, 2:17 PM #15
Fork for mah Mac'N'Cheese
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DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2006-01-14, 2:28 PM #16
Alright, who's the loser who voted spoon? Own up!
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

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2006-01-14, 2:46 PM #17
Fork, unless it's rice noodles or ramen noodles, then I'll use chopsticks.
2006-01-14, 3:42 PM #18
ITS MACORONI AND CHEESE YOU CROOKED TOOTHED TEA DRINKING HIPPIES.

Gawd!
2006-01-14, 3:47 PM #19
Originally posted by Rob:
ITS MACORONI AND CHEESE YOU CROOKED TOOTHED TEA DRINKING HIPPIES.

Gawd!


KYOO EFF TEE
Moo.
2006-01-14, 3:52 PM #20
Originally posted by Rob:
ITS MACORONI AND CHEESE YOU CROOKED TOOTHED TEA DRINKING HIPPIES.

Gawd!



Actually it's called Kraft Dinner... You're just sad because your boxes don't have a brand name on them.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 4:01 PM #21
It was invented in AMERICA, AND THUSLY SHOULD BE CALLED MACARONI AND CHEESE.

As was intended.

Quit renaming things you didn't discover, you hippies.
2006-01-14, 4:04 PM #22
Too bad kraft dinner isn't just Canadian, fool.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 4:11 PM #23
Kraft is Swedish and means Power... Was it invented in Sweden? Power Dinner?
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-01-14, 4:12 PM #24
Canada doesn't, and will not ever, count for anything at all.

Because quite simply put, Canada, which isn't even a real country, doesn't count. At all. Ever.


I thought by, you know, saying TEA DRINKING HIPPIES, most people would think Britishlanders. Who are of course to blame, have crooked teeth, and are hippies that sip tea instead of the obviously superior coffee.

The only thing Europe is currently doing right is having absinthe NOT be illegal. Good hippies.

Also, Kraft is an AMERICAN company as far as I recall. Henceforth, what its called here should be the most relevant, and the correct way to refer to the Macaroni and Cheese.
2006-01-14, 4:19 PM #25
WHAT ROB SAID
Moo.
2006-01-14, 4:37 PM #26
Don't make me burn down your white house, go away plzkthx.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 4:45 PM #27
I vomit digestive enzymes on the food and then absorb the pot into myself.

Edit: And if you don't like it, I'll gore you with a pseudopod.
2006-01-14, 4:48 PM #28
Originally posted by Rob:
ITS MACORONI AND CHEESE YOU CROOKED TOOTHED TEA DRINKING HIPPIES.
...are you a retard or something? Kraft is a corporate name. "Kraft Dinner" is the name of a product made by said corporation. Its name was changed to "Kraft Mac & Cheese" only recently. In the past it has been branded "Kraft Dinner" and/or "KD" and that name continues in the common vernacular.

Edit: And I really don't think you should be bragging about your country "inventing" neon orange processed **** food, buddy. Take your bleached flour and generic reconstituted cheese squares to the corner and give yourself cancer. Thanks.
2006-01-14, 5:22 PM #29
Rob is starting to sound like Ann Coulter.

Thankfully, most Canadians could kick his ***.
Stuff
2006-01-14, 5:26 PM #30
A fork, just because it's so much fun to slip the teeth of the fork inside the noodles.
I'm just a little boy.
2006-01-14, 5:29 PM #31
Originally posted by kyle90:
Rob is starting to sound like Ann Coulter.

Thankfully, most Canadians could kick his ***.


They feel no pain.

NONE, I swear it! There is a Canadian kid at school who can drink and drink and drink and drink and never be drunk and be fine the next morning. Then he gets in a fight and is IMPERVIOUS TO FISTS!
2006-01-14, 5:30 PM #32
Fork.
Wes Darklighter
|Theed|
2006-01-14, 5:32 PM #33
Oh yeah fork.
2006-01-14, 5:38 PM #34
Originally posted by RN2804:
They feel no pain.

NONE, I swear it! There is a Canadian kid at school who can drink and drink and drink and drink and never be drunk and be fine the next morning. Then he gets in a fight and is IMPERVIOUS TO FISTS!



That's because American beer is piss poor

keke I'm clever
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 5:40 PM #35
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]That's because American beer is piss poor

keke I'm clever[/QUOTE]

Except nobody at my school drinks beer.

Well, I guess some of them do, but they are pansies.

Basically, at my school, there are three things...

People who do not drink and think it is the worst thing in the world.
People who drink cheerleader drinks.
People with livers that look like the surface of the moon and are probably as powdery.
2006-01-14, 5:42 PM #36
Originally posted by Jon`C:
...are you a retard or something? Kraft is a corporate name. "Kraft Dinner" is the name of a product made by said corporation. Its name was changed to "Kraft Mac & Cheese" only recently. In the past it has been branded "Kraft Dinner" and/or "KD" and that name continues in the common vernacular.

Edit: And I really don't think you should be bragging about your country "inventing" neon orange processed **** food, buddy. Take your bleached flour and generic reconstituted cheese squares to the corner and give yourself cancer. Thanks.


In my entire life, I have only heard or seen Macaroni & Cheese referred to as "Kraft Dinner" by non-americans. I've never seen a box that says "Kraft Dinner" on it, or commercials that call it that, and I've eaten Kraft Mac & Cheese since I was old enough to swallow it. So unless you mean "only recently" as in longer than the last 17 years, I'd venture to say that you're wrong.

And seriously. Rob was quite obviously joking around. No need to get all "LOOK AT ME I'M SUPERIOR BECAUSE I PRETEND I KNOW STUFF AND THEN CALL PEOPLE RETARDED".

Not that he probably cares, but still. WHERE'S THE LOVE?!
Moo.
2006-01-14, 5:49 PM #37
Originally posted by A_Big_Fat_CoW:
In my entire life, I have only heard or seen Macaroni & Cheese referred to as "Kraft Dinner" by non-americans. I've never seen a box that says "Kraft Dinner" on it, or commercials that call it that, and I've eaten Kraft Mac & Cheese since I was old enough to swallow it. So unless you mean "only recently" as in longer than the last 17 years, I'd venture to say that you're wrong.

And seriously. Rob was quite obviously joking around. No need to get all "LOOK AT ME I'M SUPERIOR BECAUSE I PRETEND I KNOW STUFF AND THEN CALL PEOPLE RETARDED".

Not that he probably cares, but still. WHERE'S THE LOVE?!


True.

[quote=Black Eyed Peas]
What's wrong with the world mama?
People living like aint got no mamas
I think the whole worlds addicted to the drama
Only attracted to the things that bring you trauma
Overseas yeah we tryin to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin
In the USA the big CIA the Bloodz and the Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And if you hatin you're bound to get irate
Yeah madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
You gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love y'all

People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(where is the lovex3)(the love2x)

It just ain't the same all ways have changed
New days are strange is the world the insane?
If love and peace so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations dropping bombs
Chemical gases filling lungs of little ones
With ongoing suffering
As the youth die young
So ask yourself is the loving really strong?
So I can ask myself really what is going wrong
With this world that we living in
People keep on giving in
Makin wrong decisions
Only visions of them livin and
Not respecting each other
Deny thy brother
The wars' going on but the reasons' undercover
The truth is kept secret
Swept under the rug
If you never know truth
Then you never know love
Where's the love y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the truth y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the love y'all?

People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father father father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(where is the lovex3)(the lovex2)

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm getting older y'all people get colder
Most of us only care about money makin
Selfishness got us followin the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting their young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what the see in the cinema
Whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness and equality
Instead of spreading love, we're spreading anomosity
Lack of understanding, leading us away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down
It's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under
I gotta keep my faith alive, until love is found

People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(fade)
[/quote]

Also true.

[http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images120920_Grammy_Black%20Eyed%20Peas.jpg]

werd.
2006-01-14, 6:52 PM #38
Originally posted by A_Big_Fat_CoW:
In my entire life, I have only heard or seen Macaroni & Cheese referred to as "Kraft Dinner" by non-americans.
Probably because when non-americans refer to something as "Macaroni & cheese" they aren't talking about crap in a box.

Did you know that macaroni and cheese was a food before Kraft made it terrible? Here's how you make it:

Step One: Cook macaroni.
Step Two: Make a white sauce.
Step Three: Melt cheese into white sauce.
Step Four: Add to macaroni.


Here's how Kraft made it:

Step One: Put prison-grade macaroni in cardboard box.
Step Two: Add bright yellow dye to powdered milk.
Step Three: Sell.


It's probably not called "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese" here because that crap can't legally be advertised as "cheese" anywhere but the States.
2006-01-14, 6:58 PM #39
It says 100% real cheddar cheese on the box, so why don't you go sue them? <3
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 9:10 PM #40
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Probably because when non-americans refer to something as "Macaroni & cheese" they aren't talking about crap in a box.

Did you know that macaroni and cheese was a food before Kraft made it terrible? Here's how you make it:

Step One: Cook macaroni.
Step Two: Make a white sauce.
Step Three: Melt cheese into white sauce.
Step Four: Add to macaroni.


Here's how Kraft made it:

Step One: Put prison-grade macaroni in cardboard box.
Step Two: Add bright yellow dye to powdered milk.
Step Three: Sell.


It's probably not called "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese" here because that crap can't legally be advertised as "cheese" anywhere but the States.



Okay, it sucks.

But it's still called Kraft Macaroni & Cheese in the states, where the company was founded.

YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE.
Moo.
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