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Kraft Dinner (And other noodely dishes)
2006-01-14, 9:41 PM #41
Er...

YOUR FACE GOES TO COLLEGE
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 9:47 PM #42
Haha, this **** is funny.

Go drink some tea you hippies. Maybe it'll settle you down.
2006-01-14, 9:49 PM #43
I hate tea. :mad:
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 9:50 PM #44
You're still a commie.
2006-01-14, 9:52 PM #45
Your mom is a commie
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-14, 9:53 PM #46
So?

I hate my commie mother.
2006-01-14, 10:03 PM #47
Kraft's MAC N' CHEESE is delicious. Don't knock the powdered cheese because that stuffs hella good. Mac N' Cheese kicks ***.
2006-01-14, 10:06 PM #48
Kraft's stuff sucks. Not enough flavor.

Velveda (spelling?) cheese and macaroni tastes awesome.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 10:10 PM #49
For boxed pasta, I enjoy President's Choice "White Cheddar and Macaroni"

However, I usually just make my own sauce.
Stuff
2006-01-14, 10:24 PM #50
Originally posted by kyle90:
For boxed pasta, I enjoy President's Choice "White Cheddar and Macaroni"

However, I usually just make my own sauce.



That stuff is the good :D
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-15, 1:54 AM #51
This thread fills me with so many emotions; hunger, pride, but mostly white hot burning rage.

Originally posted by Echoman:
The spork is a mere shadow to mankind's delusional dream of acquiring the perfect eating utensil.

I accept. I chose pistols at dawn.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2006-01-15, 1:12 PM #52
I am actually allergic to dairy and only occasionally indulge in cheese, milkshakes, and frostys.

Jack Lalanne can't be wrong.
2006-01-15, 1:44 PM #53
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Recusant/spork.jpg]
2006-01-15, 2:08 PM #54
[http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b180/chimaerall/96f9360d.jpg]

kick that kraft **** to the curb
2006-01-15, 3:45 PM #55
I can't believe none of you dumbasses knows that the stuff Kraft makes is called Easy Mac.
>>untie shoes
2006-01-16, 12:07 PM #56
Originally posted by Bill:
I can't believe none of you dumbasses knows that the stuff Kraft makes is called Easy Mac.

Isn't that just their microwave variety?
2006-01-16, 12:08 PM #57
Yes.
2006-01-16, 1:33 PM #58
Originally posted by tofu:
Isn't that just their microwave variety?



It's like... noodle soup. With water.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-16, 1:35 PM #59
Its EXACTLY the same as the stuff in the box.

Infact, you can make ANY variety of Mac and Cheese in the microwave.
2006-01-16, 1:42 PM #60
Cept the directions tell you to make processed cheese soup. Mmmm
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-16, 1:45 PM #61
You can do the same thing with Velveta Shells and Cheese, which is by far the tastiest spin on Macoroni and Cheese that money can buy.
2006-01-16, 1:46 PM #62
I have yet to see maccaroni and cheese with speghetti noodles. *idea*
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-16, 1:47 PM #63
RACE YOU TO THE PATENT OFFICE.
2006-01-16, 1:48 PM #64
Screw you! /motorcycle
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-16, 1:54 PM #65
OH YEAH!?

/grandtheftautohunter

EAT ROCKETS FOO.
2006-01-16, 2:10 PM #66
/voltron
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-01-16, 2:16 PM #67
fork, clearly
I <3 Massassi
2006-01-16, 2:20 PM #68
/MEGAZORD
2006-01-16, 2:29 PM #69
both
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2006-01-16, 2:32 PM #70
HEY HEY HEY.

No re-railing a de-railed topic.

Freaking jerks.
2006-01-16, 3:36 PM #71
My sister once melted a plastic bowl (that clearly said "MICROWAVEABLE" on the bottom, or at least it did before it melted) while trying to make Easy Mac.

Clearly, Easy Mac is comprised of substances that attack plastic when heated up.
Stuff
2006-01-16, 3:44 PM #72
Perhaps the dye contains potassium dichromate.
2006-01-16, 3:57 PM #73
RN, you lose any argument because you quoted the Black Eyed Peas.
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2006-01-17, 8:10 PM #74
Who are these spoon users? Must they be taken out of mankind's genetic pool?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2006-01-18, 5:47 AM #75
There is not an option for both so I fear I cannot answer.
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