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France surrend...oh wait...
2006-01-19, 11:41 PM #1
France threatens with nuclear weapons...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-01-19, 11:48 PM #2
It sounds like a bluff. I can't imagine using a modern nuclear weapon against a country that sponsors terrorism. That's absurd.
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2006-01-20, 12:31 AM #3
But I am le tired!
2006-01-20, 12:45 AM #4
I guess the riots and the nearby terrorist attack in London helped push them to make such a statement?
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2006-01-20, 12:48 AM #5
Frenchmen always talk big. It's their nature. One should not forget this.

I remember Russian politicians giving similar statements years ago, but so far we haven't been seeing mushroom clouds in Chechnya.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-01-20, 3:31 AM #6
Originally posted by tofu:
But I am le tired!


well, ok, have a rest

then fire zee missiles!

On a lighter note, down with Chirac

we're all gonna die :(
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2006-01-20, 4:27 AM #7
What's with nutty world leaders lately? Axis of evil with Bush? Moving Israel with Ahmadinejad? Now nukes with Chirac? And anything Kim from N. Korea says.

What the hell? What next, Tony Blair declaring a revival of the British empire by threatening to invade India? Russia turning back into the USSR?
2006-01-20, 4:31 AM #8
I would like to see use of nukes on certain countries though.

HDTV quality, or even better too.
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2006-01-20, 4:40 AM #9
Originally posted by lassev:
Frenchmen always talk big. It's their nature. One should not forget this.


You sir are a dumb ****.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-20, 4:42 AM #10
French arrogance is also nothing compared to American arrogance.
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2006-01-20, 4:51 AM #11
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
French arrogance is also nothing compared to American arrogance.


amen
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2006-01-20, 5:26 AM #12
Now, please, let there be French terrorists and have the government nuke their own damn country to ****.

WHat? I like France. They just need to kick the French people out.
2006-01-20, 5:31 AM #13
and like british arrogance isn't right up there with them...?
2006-01-20, 5:35 AM #14
Meh, we're still bitter about you guys stealing that colony off of us.
Can we have it back please? We'll be nice. Honest!
2006-01-20, 5:41 AM #15
France is an amazing source for the sauce. I don't blame them for getting too excited.

They're probably smashed.
2006-01-20, 5:41 AM #16
/pours out tea

never.
2006-01-20, 5:52 AM #17
Originally posted by Recusant:
Meh, we're still bitter about you guys stealing that colony off of us.
Can we have it back please? We'll be nice. Honest!


Hey, we Dutchies had New York first! Where's our share now, eh?
2006-01-20, 5:54 AM #18
Originally posted by Jepman:
You sir are a dumb ****.

It's true. French talk big as far as wars go--but can't back it up.

Americans may be arrogant, but at least we can back it up. *shrug*
D E A T H
2006-01-20, 5:56 AM #19
Whatever you say, übermenschen.
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2006-01-20, 6:01 AM #20
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]It's true. French talk big as far as wars go--but can't back it up.
[/QUOTE]

I agree to that, but no where in lassev's comment did it say "as far as wars go." He said "Its their nature."

I'm not from france, I'm a frenchman from Quebec. So perhaps I shouldn't get so worked up, but Frenchmen don't ALL talk big. And no, its not our nature.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-20, 6:02 AM #21
But all frenchmen suck.
2006-01-20, 6:07 AM #22
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Whatever you say, übermenschen.


Nazis, Nein Danke.
nope.
2006-01-20, 6:13 AM #23
I think it would be great if the French used their nuclear weapons for the purpose he states. I just might start to like the French if they did. But then again, I'm seeing France getting invaded by thousands of camel riding warriors from the Middle East and then Chirac going "Ahhh! Fire zee missiles!!"
So... yeah. Do I even have a point?
2006-01-20, 6:21 AM #24
Nailface approves.
2006-01-20, 6:25 AM #25
threatening terrorists with nukes sounds like a great idea
Moo.
2006-01-20, 6:31 AM #26
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
I would like to see use of nukes on certain countries though.

HDTV quality, or even better too.


A man after my own heart. I'll make the popcorn.
Stuff
2006-01-20, 6:36 AM #27
if someone wants to fight you (like tewworwists), the one thing you dont do is say "we're gonna kill you 1st!!!"

The best course of action is to not provoke them, act as if you're only interested in defence.
Remove all trade from the countries harbouring terrorists.

If we did that, we come out as appearing the more sensible country.
Chiracs behavior is nothing more than childish, bullying tactless nonsensical clap-trap.

oh yeh, recusant is corrent, we want our Empire back, you Yanky swines!!! :p

We miss the good old days when we bombed the peniless mesopatamians for not paying our queen taxes, killing the zulus, and raping every little island we found.

*ah, memories* :rolleyes:
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2006-01-20, 6:43 AM #28
Und ve vant ze vorld-herrshaft.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-01-20, 7:20 AM #29
I concur with Recusant and Ruthven: RULE BRITANNIA!
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2006-01-20, 7:44 AM #30
I do enjoy how France proposes to form a nuclear umbrella with its European allies, and then the EU kiddies on this board find it silly. Interesting.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-01-20, 7:45 AM #31
We're not European, we're British!
2006-01-20, 7:49 AM #32
Aye, but don't worry, son, some day you Brits will be right up there with the rest of the EU.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-01-20, 7:55 AM #33
Originally posted by Ruthven:
The best course of action is to not provoke them, act as if you're only interested in defence.
Remove all trade from the countries harbouring terrorists.


Those countries aren't normal democracies. Didn't Saddam have 500 luxury cars and god knows how many palaces whilst the Iraqi people were dying like flies at the same time, due to lack of medicines and other imports? The leaders of those countries will find enough loopholes to get what they want despite embargos. And they don't care what happens to the people. However, if you nuke a couple of military bases and the corrupt goverment, the oppressed people could revolt.

Originally posted by Jepman:
You sir are a dumb ****.


Whilst I can indeed be a four star dumb, I'm still not backing down. I'm 97.4% sure that if you statistically compared Finns and Frenchmen, the Frenchmen would talk bigger. However, I have absolutely nothing against French people. I have known a few qenuine, and they were (or rather are) very cool people.

Actually I like it how they can talk big; They are often the ones in EU who try to oppose the Americans most loudly.

Edit: And no, I don't have anything against the Americans, either. But a world with only one real power is not an ideal place.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-01-20, 7:56 AM #34
Brits are always European, no matter how much tea they drink to try denying it.
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2006-01-20, 8:12 AM #35
I wonder what fallout tastes like...
2006-01-20, 8:14 AM #36
NUCLEAR WINTER.
2006-01-20, 8:23 AM #37
Originally posted by Uberslug:
I wonder what fallout tastes like...


I bet it tastes good, like salt-water taffy or a Chunky
2006-01-20, 8:31 AM #38
Originally posted by Gee_4ce:
I concur with Recusant and Ruthven: RULE BRITANNIA!


BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!
nope.
2006-01-20, 8:31 AM #39
Originally posted by Ruthven:
if someone wants to fight you (like tewworwists), the one thing you dont do is say "we're gonna kill you 1st!!!"


Actually, it's "We'll kill you if you touch us."
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-01-20, 8:36 AM #40
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