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France surrend...oh wait...
2006-01-20, 8:59 AM #41
Originally posted by Ruthven:
well, have a nap

then fire ze missiles!


fixed :p
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2006-01-20, 9:01 AM #42
Originally posted by kyle90:
[A picture]


How do you get a new ocean, if you bring more matter to the location from the outer space?
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2006-01-20, 9:09 AM #43
I think the moon slamming into Earth would cause a wee bit more damage than that. ;)
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2006-01-20, 9:13 AM #44
I like this thread.

:thumbsup:
2006-01-20, 9:27 AM #45
Originally posted by lassev:
How do you get a new ocean, if you bring more matter to the location from the outer space?



It might bounce back into space.
2006-01-20, 9:29 AM #46
I'm going to start nuclear wars so I can be the supreme ruler of the planet and have a short guy as my butler and a very large guy with metal teeth as my hitman.

Only that damn British guy keeps ****ing my plans up. I wish he'd just stop!
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2006-01-20, 9:48 AM #47
Originally posted by Rob:
But all frenchmen suck.


Rob, you are trully a worthless idiot.

(might as well post, since obviously the admins are gonna sit on their hands and overlook your bull**** yet again.)
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2006-01-20, 10:01 AM #48
Why are you so offended, you're Canadian aren't you?

Anyway, Obi, I highly doubt the moon would 'bounce back into space.' Ever heard of gravity?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-01-20, 10:03 AM #49
Ever heard of bouncy moons?

oh wait, k
2006-01-20, 10:08 AM #50
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Why are you so offended, you're Canadian aren't you?

Anyway, Obi, I highly doubt the moon would 'bounce back into space.' Ever heard of gravity?


French canadian. And read the post above that. In it I said I was a canadian frenchman, not a france one, and he posted "All frenchmen suck" right under it. Gee, I wonder what he means by that. Meh.
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2006-01-20, 10:12 AM #51
Don't you know the moon is made of cheese? It'll burn-up in the atmosphere.

I deny the so called fact that Britain is part of the EU, we're an idependent island (at least we will be if we ever get that idiot out of power). How on Earth did Blair stay in power, the vast majority of people I know voted Con' or Lib'.
2006-01-20, 10:23 AM #52
Originally posted by Jepman:
French canadian. And read the post above that. In it I said I was a canadian frenchman, not a france one, and he posted "All frenchmen suck" right under it. Gee, I wonder what he means by that. Meh.


I don't get offended because someone insults Englishmen... and OMG, my ancestors were English! They came from england! And I speak English. I don't consider myself english because I am American.

Is there really that much tension in Canada that you would feel the need to differentiate between french-canadian and regular canadian?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-01-20, 10:40 AM #53
Well, if a planet the size of Mars crashed into Earth and created the Moon, maybe the Moon crashing into Earth would make something the size of Mars. Or it could just leave a really big crater. Sure more mass is added, but it's pretty much negligable (the Moon is only about 1.2% of the mass of Earth).

Actually the heat of impact would probably just liquefy the crust right down to the mantle and there would be nothing left on the surface.

But I like my "new ocean" idea. Oooooh, can we call it the "Sea of Tranquility"?
Stuff
2006-01-20, 10:41 AM #54
Originally posted by kyle90:
But I like my "new ocean" idea. Oooooh, can we call it the "Sea of Tranquility"?


LOL, nice
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-01-20, 10:46 AM #55
On another note, the force de frappe is a really lame name for a nuclear arsenal. Sounds more like coffee than doomsday weapons.
2006-01-20, 10:58 AM #56
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I don't get offended because someone insults Englishmen... and OMG, my ancestors were English! They came from england! And I speak English. I don't consider myself english because I am American.

Is there really that much tension in Canada that you would feel the need to differentiate between french-canadian and regular canadian?


Freelancer, not at all. In a general notion, I wouldn't have even given it a second thought had Rob posted it anywhere else. But right beneath a post where I said I was a frenchman is pretty obvious to me that that was directed to piss me off.
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2006-01-20, 11:12 AM #57
Not a very clever statement of Chirac. This will only fuel the fire of the terrorists, who would like nothing better than seeing things escalate like that.

Because, a nuclear attack on a muslim country would be the perfect way to show the Islamic part of the world that those terrorists are 'right'. It could start a worldwide Jihad against the West.

In that case, the muslims would take war to France and western Europe, and you know what? Nostradamus' prophecy would be fullfilled if that happened.
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2006-01-20, 11:35 AM #58
Originally posted by DracoZandros:
Don't you know the moon is made of cheese? It'll burn-up in the atmosphere.

I deny the so called fact that Britain is part of the EU, we're an idependent island (at least we will be if we ever get that idiot out of power). How on Earth did Blair stay in power, the vast majority of people I know voted Con' or Lib'.


You do realise that the other parties had worse policies and campaigns than Labour right? Lib Dems are never going to get elected.
nope.
2006-01-20, 12:10 PM #59
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
Because, a nuclear attack on a muslim country would be the perfect way to show the Islamic part of the world that those terrorists are 'right'. It could start a worldwide Jihad against the West.

In that case, the muslims would take war to France and western Europe, and you know what? Nostradamus' prophecy would be fullfilled if that happened.


The war would have already been taken to France. The nuke strike would be a retaliation. But it would probably mean more attacks of terror in the West. But also doing nothing after a terrorist attack means more attacks.
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2006-01-20, 12:24 PM #60
Originally posted by Incubus:
I heard a word from 'on high'
glare like a light in the sky
it said, "quit blowing each other up"
....
Hello, I'm trying to focus
but my eyes decieve me, yeah
focus, I'm witnessing history repeating


I hate the world. Not in the emo way, but I just hate us all together. Seriously, Mother Nature is crying for the ******* children abandoned by God because we keep killing eachother.
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2006-01-20, 12:38 PM #61
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
I'm going to start nuclear wars so I can be the supreme ruler of the planet and have a short guy as my butler and a very large guy with metal teeth as my hitman.

Only that damn British guy keeps ****ing my plans up. I wish he'd just stop!


So you're Scaramanga
Pissed Off?
2006-01-20, 1:21 PM #62
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
I'm going to start nuclear wars so I can be the supreme ruler of the planet and have a short guy as my butler and a very large guy with metal teeth as my hitman.

Only that damn British guy keeps ****ing my plans up. I wish he'd just stop!


[http://www.bondmovies.com/henchmen/nicknack.jpg]

Nick nack > *

Considering that the prominent terrorists of the aren't occupying clearly discernable strongholds, Chirac's idea of using a nuke wouldn't be applicable. Its similar to dumb rednecks who actually believe that nuking countries will be an effective solution.
2006-01-20, 1:34 PM #63
Originally posted by kyle90:
But I like my "new ocean" idea. Oooooh, can we call it the "Sea of Tranquility"?


Best idea...ever. I told that to my Civ teacher and he laughed his *** off
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2006-01-20, 1:39 PM #64
Ah excellent. I was hoping people would get the references.

*polishes golden gun*
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2006-01-20, 2:50 PM #65
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
[http://www.bondmovies.com/henchmen/nicknack.jpg]

Nick nack > *
Gahh stupid french midget
2006-01-20, 2:51 PM #66
Ofcourse, the other villain with the other golden gun, and the other short butler was more awesome. His movie had a lesser theme tune though. :(
nope.
2006-01-20, 3:01 PM #67
Kyle's a scientist, therefore I believe his "graph" shows us what will happen.

I'm an American, and I don't favor any country in the world.

But I have one question...why does everyone care about France? Even if they did have Nuclear missilese, why are we worried?
2006-01-20, 3:08 PM #68
Because they're always on the sauce.
2006-01-20, 3:10 PM #69
[http://home.comcast.net/~10kg22moller87/silentspring.jpg]

"It will be a Silent Spring..."
2006-01-20, 3:46 PM #70
Originally posted by Anovis:
But I have one question...why does everyone care about France? Even if they did have Nuclear missilese, why are we worried?

No no...it's not if they do have nuclear missiles...the French have had nuclear weapons for a very very long time. And I don't see too many people here worried by the fact that they do, I mean, come on, they're the French. The thing that is interesting is that France's nuclear weapons have never really been used in such an "agressive defense" solution like this.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-01-20, 4:12 PM #71
All I can say is: Our german class now uses the French room. We ran them out. It reminds me of something in the 1900's....
2006-01-20, 4:14 PM #72
Did you take the Polish room first?

Naw, you probably forgot Poland. Happens a lot.
Stuff
2006-01-20, 4:15 PM #73
Pssh...no one in Americaland speaks Polish.
2006-01-20, 4:22 PM #74
i do.
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2006-01-20, 4:23 PM #75
You're not an Amerilander
2006-01-20, 4:53 PM #76
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Ah excellent. I was hoping people would get the references.

*polishes golden gun*


One of the best films ....
2006-01-20, 8:42 PM #77
Quote:
force de frappe


Did anyone feel that...?

Felt like the Maginot Line was turning in it's grave...
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2006-01-20, 10:59 PM #78
....I like how Chirac isn't giving Iran any real reason to pursue nuclear weapons for defensive purposes.

Oh wait. He is.
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2006-01-20, 11:41 PM #79
Dude, France's balls might finally be descending!
2006-01-21, 12:39 AM #80
Originally posted by lassev:
Edit: And no, I don't have anything against the Americans, either. But a world with only one real power is not an ideal place.


What hell is that supposed to mean..
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