Hahaha, i have no idea why I didnt think of this before...!
Bare in mind I'm only posting this because I'm bored.

Heres the situation:

I was going out with this girl a year ago, but in the end she finished it and I felt absolutely gutted.
Then I found out she had lied to me about EVERYTHING! And there were other things that I didnt understand until I started REALLY thinking about it.
And then I got confirmation about 2 months ago, this girl was a -lesbian- long before she met me, but hid it.
She dated many guys, including me, to fool her family and friends into thinking she was normal. But she really did care if she hurt the guys, and in my case, she did. To such a degree with me, that I almost took my own life, and had serious depression for 5 months. [granted I have some slight mental problems anyway]

But I just re-read an old email from a close friend (who knows the truth as well) and I just realised, her friends and family still dont know!!! ONE YEAR ON!!! Y'see, my ex wont go home anymore, cos she is open about it now, and they would find out.

So, hypothetically, if you really hated this girl (you may understand why, she humiliated and destroyed me), what would be the best and most subtle way to let her friends and family know?

Hopefully, my ex would have no idea it was me, neither would the family and friends, though my emailing friend may.

ps. yes, I guess I am a little sick in the head, but this ex, I hate her so much.... I wouldnt urinate on her even if she was on fire!!.

POST YOUR IDEAS [and dont judge or flame too much]

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Yank - "English boy ay? Y'know we saved your butts in World World II!"
Brit - "Oh Yeh? Well we saved YOUR arses in World War III!!"
Yank - "Yeh thats true"

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Let it go. It'll come back to bite you in the *** .

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded

Vengeance solved nothing.

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That's nice dear.

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

It might have been fun planning this... good theapy but it should end at the rant and the plan. Don't do this... please.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

Way to waste time over trivialties. why don't you just move on and forget about it if she's so stupid in your view? she's not worth time.

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Wake up, rise and shine, Gotta take another pint, Dig heads and watch out for the night.

All the replies have been good so far, heed them. Oh, and I don't like this thread AT ALL.

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EvilMagic.net: Brian's Web Log

I know Brian sorry. But let me have some enjoyment for once eh? Tx.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

No idea if your going to go through with this or not, but i don't want to post anything just in case Go with the above replies.

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/fluffle

1. You hate her so much? Put a pic of her face on a dartboard, crack out a shotgun, and blow the **** out of her. Why stop with darts?
2. Burn her in effigy, right in front of her house.
3. Get YourOwners to make his JK porn movie and put your ex's face on one model and another girl's face on the other, then broadcast it live on CNN.

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity (if we ever get there)

I find it disturbing that ruining someone's life is considered "fun."

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EvilMagic.net: Brian's Web Log

Personally, I think it's her call, if/when she tells her parents - you telling them for her isn't the solution, irrespective of whether the motive be "revenge" for her deceiving you, or for any other reason. Ok, so she hurt you badly (very badly, you say) and whilst I have no reason to doubt you, surely you know in your heart of hearts that this just isn't you?

Don't reduce yourself to this level. Also, it shouldn't be about point-scoring. That makes you no better than her, as far as vying for the "who's betrayal is better?" trophy... . It's like a childish game where you end up with no winners and, inevitably, tears/heartache follow - usually by the bucket-load...

C'mon - you know you're better than this, and as much as I don't wholly approve of trying to "justify" your actions by hiding behind a "mental problem" as your phrase it, when all's said and done, you're the only one that has to choose what to do and what course of action to take. If you're going to do it anyway, regardless of what I suggest, just spare a moment and think about the repercussions. If you can deal with those, then nothing I can say will stop you from proceeding. Personally I'd let it go and walk away, but that's just me. I've never been able to hold grudges

I guess in conclusion, I'm going to share a little gem of mine with you (free of charge - you should be thankful ), to give you an insight into how I live my life :

There are 3 Rs in life:
1.) Respect for self,
2.) Respect for others,
3.) Responsibility for you actions.

I hope you choose wisely

-Jackpot

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX

"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

And he's finally off the starting grid --> Zooooom -@%

This chick sounds like a selfish little b**** to me. She doesn't care about anyone else except for herself, that much is apparent.

She's poison, man. Don't bother getting revenge, you're better than that. Two wrongs don't make a right.

( and three rights make a square. )

Just be glad yu got out when you did, and sooner or later, she will get her comeuppance.


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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Indeed.

Revenge is always fun.. but sometimes it comes back to haunt you.



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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

im with brian. and yeah the guy who said vengeance doesnt solve anything. i know people know a secret bout my social life. if an ex ever ratted me out id get shipped to a third world country never to have freeoms/rights again. so you knwo what keep your trap shut coz youd ont know the consequences.

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[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]

Take the high road. Responding as you described would just make you no better than her and in the long term will do zero for your quest to get past this.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Kill her and her family. What's more, burn her house and slaughter everyone she's ever talked to. SHE'LL RUE THE DAY SHE TRIED TO PREVENT HER FAMILY FROM FINDING OUT SOMETHING SHE WAS ASHAMED OF AND IN THE PROCESS DRAGGED YOU THROUGH A MEANINGLESS ADOLESCENT RELATIONSHIP! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip."
-Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

My inner jerk is screaming to support you in this less-than-noble venture. Nothing I like seeing more than inconsiderate *******s getting the proverbial asskicking, but I have to agree with the aussie. In this case, it's not really in your best interest. Me, yeah, I'd probably do it, but I'm also a callous prick to people who have done me wrong. (Mafia genes, dammit. ) The best thing you can do is forget about this crazy ***** and move on.

Gir dances for you!



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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.

She just dated you for appearence? She used you. She played around with your heart. That isn't right, not at all.

I'd tell the parents, but not just that, I'd explain how she used me just to cover up her being a lesbian. Some people need to be taught a lesson.

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited June 07, 2004).]

Step 1: Find another girl.

Step 2: Have her date said girl.

Step 3: Have an "agreement" with her to take pictures of said date. Intimacy is required.

Step 4: Show said pictures to family by way of unsigned envelope slid under front door.

Step 5: Go hang yourself, because you're a horrible person, and really, what would you add to society that was constructive, anyway?

[This message has been edited by Shwuck (edited June 07, 2004).]

GONK? WHOAH man hows it going? So your a mod for Massassi huh? And for this ex situation.. Even though this may seem like a good idea. I been through this kind of situation myself. Stories were made. Things were said. In the end I had the rug taken from under me. So in a way it is theraputic. In another way its damaging. After my first ex. Instead of my first date, naming a few. This would of been my first gf. So I attempted to argue and all of that after I had learned the truth. After awhile it gets sickening and it can tire you out. Let alone hold your life back if you want this to get to you.

Now I have gone through seven relationships. For the past five months now, I am engaged with someone I love. So here is a motto I sticked with, "Suck it up, Dish the next one out. For all you know, She knows just the same. Take a dive and risk your life trusting another." No matter how many people you date, there will always be someone who will love you at the other end.

If you did do what you had planned. I would be careful, for she can call on date rape. If you want to walk the walk then by all means, is it worth it? Think about what could happen.

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The best way to piss of an ex is to get back in love with her. Then she will hate herself for missing such happiness.

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The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info

Unless you're an emotional masochist, I don't recommend this at all.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

You could always try obtaining pictures of her in a drunken lesbian fling...

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

Definately drop it. You say you've got mental problems, with depression and stuff - how much you want to bet she's got it twice as bad?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited June 07, 2004).]

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

I was joking. It would never work (I think).

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[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited June 07, 2004).]

I'd give her a stern talkin to. I dunno if you should tell her parents - maybe they deserve to know, whether it is going to cause her distress or not...

did everyone miss this? I don't think he's actually planning to do this. By 'letting him have some fun' Brian, I'm pretty sure he just meant fantasising.

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/end boob rant

Hold up there maeve, I just wanted everyones ideas. Didnt want too much flaming going on. I aint a chicken anymore.

Just one well placed rumour in her church is all it needs, and everyone else will see it fits.

We'll see. If I'm still bored in a weeks time, and need to do something for kicks, i'll consider going ahead

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
[16:38] happydud: He wasn't.

[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

I don't see how this is even something worth discussing? Doing it for reasons of ruining her life would be childish. What you SHOULD do is get her to tell her parents herself so she stops thinking she has to use guys to hide her real affection.

I know an ex-stripper who worked at deja vu that's a lesbian and wants to get with me. yay. how cool am i. lol.

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Wow. You get the award for the most random insult EVER. Hmmm, I would hack thier PC and make a message come up that says "Your daughter is lesbian!!!!" And have it come out over their speakers. Then take them to a site where you post the proof. Ooohh! ooohh! And hack into the news stations and make "_______ is a lesbian pop up on every one's TVs and put her picture up their... Ha ha! That would pwn! Liberal use of Photoshop would be a definite plus too! maby rent a few billboards...

[This message has been edited by Obi_Kwiet (edited June 07, 2004).]

Okay, she is a lesbian who dated men to keep up appearances to her family that she was straight. And she cared if she hurt the guys or not? I'm tempted to ask you which one it is but there is no way you would know or give an honest answer.

You even said your self you have mental problems. Go get a therapist(and if you have one, you need to start being honest with him/her and talk about this relationship because I know you aren't). A reasonable person would not cling to a failed relationship for nearly as long as you have or for the reasons you have. She deceived you. So what? That is in the past and you need to move on. It does not matter now. By leeching onto this past bad experiance all you are going to do is make your life miserable and drive people away because of this constant unresolved anger. Also, your emotions are not her problem at this point. They are purely your own.

[/toughlove]

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited June 07, 2004).]

and here I was thinking it was Amanda you were going to do this to. I was going to suggest putting her pic on here before i read the thread

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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

Kill her and her partner, then get them stuffed so they're in a lude position.... send them to the family.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

I like all the "hack the TV station!" replies.

People realize, that contrary to the movie Hackers, you can't just... hack... a TV station by going to www.fox.com and typing in haxor.exe into DOS.

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually... He wasn't.
[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

There we go - DeT once again put my thoughts into coherent sentences.

Actually, nevermind what I said earlier about 'taking the high road yadda yadda'. Do this instead.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97