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Ruin my exgf's life! Ruthven you Evil Genius!
2004-06-07, 6:54 PM #41
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
You could always try obtaining pictures of her in a drunken lesbian fling...</font>


...and posting them on Massassi. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-07, 7:09 PM #42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
...and posting them on Massassi. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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All this could be combined into one short phrase:

PICS.NOW.

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2004-06-07, 7:11 PM #43
Do it! DO IT! TELL THEM! I beg this of you.

Then again.. only do it if she has precisely NO dirt on you. If you KNOW there is nothing she can do to you, then do it! This reminds me of a story... but that's a story for another thread... which should be appearing soon.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.
2004-06-07, 7:12 PM #44
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
...and posting them on Massassi. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Better check with Brian before we do that one. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

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2004-06-07, 9:04 PM #45
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
Vengeance solved nothing.

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Indeed.

And to point out something, Jerec's ship the Vengeance also solved nothing, it just disappeared after he went to the Valley of the Jedi.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
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2004-06-07, 9:27 PM #46
That was a videogame. In a game vengance means nothing. In real life it teaches that dirty ***** a lesson.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.
2004-06-07, 9:39 PM #47
Or a failed attempt to teach a dirty ***** a lesson.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
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2004-06-07, 9:41 PM #48
Uh, listen, some people deserve it, and this broad is one of them. If she's too afraid of what people think then she deserves it. If they don't accept her for who she is then they're not worth it anyway, and she should know this.

Piss on her.

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2004-06-07, 9:45 PM #49
It will do no good. Absolutely no good. Ruthven. Trust me when I say this. Just let her go. She will learn the error of her ways the hard way. People like this never get far in life. Just let her go. Move on. Be a man. I would love to get some sort of revenge on those who hurt and wronged me during my childhood. But I'm not going to hunt them all down and get revenge. Not worth it and it was so long ago. People change. Hopefully for the better.

You're not helping one bit MeLoN.

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2004-06-07, 9:45 PM #50
gettin crazy over a chick isn't coo...

just learn from it and find another chick.

Trust me, once you find another chick, you'll forget about the little ho REAL quick.

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2004-06-07, 11:24 PM #51
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
gettin crazy over a chick isn't coo...

just learn from it and find another chick.

Trust me, once you find another chick, you'll forget about the little ho REAL quick.
</font>


They're called "girls", not "chicks" or "hoes". Thank you.




[This message has been edited by gothicX (edited June 08, 2004).]
2004-06-07, 11:33 PM #52
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
Better check with Brian before we do that one. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]</font>
Right, just email them to me and I'll make the final decision [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

Seriously, though, this is whack. There've been news stories about families finding out about a gay son/daughter and the gay son/daughter killing themselves. You don't want that on YOUR concience.



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2004-06-08, 12:54 AM #53
I personally vote for her effigy (sp?) being burnt in her front yard.

Seriously don't do anything. Dont lower yourself to her level.

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2004-06-08, 2:31 AM #54
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
Trust me, once you find another chick, you'll forget about the little ho REAL quick.

</font>


I did find a new chick, and she was everything that the lesbo ex wasnt. A real, fun, physical relationship.

But after only month that ended cos we were going home away from uni and we lived 70 miles away. So only yesterday she tried to give me the friend speech, even though we're right for each other and we were falling for each other when we were together.

So I feel like I've been brutally done over with an over-ripe leek TWICE, and am seriously angry at everything and everyone!
if anything the lesbo ex HINDERED the recent relationship cos I couldnt allow myself to trust the new girl and was constantly expecting her to screw me over, something she found off putting.

So... I take it out on the girl who started this whole mess.

[This message has been edited by clan ruthervain (edited June 08, 2004).]
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-06-08, 4:45 AM #55
Find a third victim of the Ruthy charm.

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2004-06-08, 5:01 AM #56
First of all my dear friend Aaron, I would just like to say....YOU HAD BETTER BE JUST FANTASIZING YOU F**KBRAIN!! I swear, if I ever catch you going through this little "righteous avenger" bulls**t I'm gonna come to that tweed-suited, pipe-smoking aristocracy-pumping country of yours, track you down and bust your head between a bench vice, turn the lever until your skull bursts like an overripe melon and then molest your body until my fluids start coming out from your neck stump!!! AND ALL OF THIS SHALL HAPPEN ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!! F***ing hell :@ Don't be a peabrain!

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2004-06-08, 5:03 AM #57
Yeah, as if he even needs to use revenge as an excuse too.... pfft.

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2004-06-08, 5:17 AM #58
I probably would urinate on her y'know. It makes sense logically.

A) Your stream of golden urine is unlikely to put out any serious fire.

B) Not only will the conflagration give you time to complete your business, it will also allow you to make a quick getaway.
2004-06-08, 6:41 AM #59
She made a mistake, let her know personally. I don't know, so I can't really say that if you were to go through with your plan that you would regret it later in life, but I know that I would. People do stupid things in life, that goes for everyone. What she did was wrong, but doing something equally as wrong in order to get back at her will only cause more problems in the longrun, and not just for her.

Sometimes no matter how hurt we are, or how much anger we feel toward another individual, we just have to let it go. Anger is a negative emotion, so acting on this negative emotion will have a negative result, no matter what angle you approach this from.

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2004-06-08, 7:29 AM #60
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by gothicX:
They're called "girls", not "chicks" or "hoes". Thank you.


[This message has been edited by gothicX (edited June 08, 2004).]</font>


Why do you have to be so damn politically correct? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]



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2004-06-08, 7:32 AM #61
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by gothicX:
They're called "girls", not "chicks" or "hoes". Thank you.


[This message has been edited by gothicX (edited June 08, 2004).]</font>


What the hell is wrong with calling a girl a chick?
2004-06-08, 7:45 AM #62
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Connection Problem:
What the hell is wrong with calling a girl a chick?</font>


Most of the girls I know don't like being referred to as a "chick." It's a little thing I like to call "respect." Crazy, I know.

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2004-06-08, 7:47 AM #63
If you think not calling girls chicks is politically correct, at least it's not like some people I know. They woild insist that not only should the word "mankind" be called "humankind" but the word human is still evil because it contains the word "man". So it should be "humynkind" on top of that.

"Chick" and "Ho" are words that objectify women. In the year 2004, we should know better than to do that.
2004-06-08, 7:58 AM #64
Not when you're drunk.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-06-08, 8:32 AM #65
Dude, when a girl breaks up with you, why do you look at it as some betrayal or something? The second girl sounds perfectly reasonable and you sound like she ripped your heart out. So she's not interested in a long distance relationship, what's the big deal? If YOU really loved HER, you would go move that 70 miles to be with her.

Damnit, you're just starting college, stop taking this junk and yourself so seriously. You're too young to be worrying about this crap.

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2004-06-08, 8:42 AM #66
SA revenge threads are so much better. Voted 1.

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2004-06-08, 8:50 AM #67
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
If you think not calling girls chicks is politically correct, at least it's not like some people I know. They woild insist that not only should the word "mankind" be called "humankind" but the word human is still evil because it contains the word "man". So it should be "humynkind" on top of that.
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I'll never get sick of telling this story. I had the misfortune of visiting a forum that used the word "girlcott" seriously. Witnessing that was what going insane must feel like.
2004-06-08, 8:53 AM #68
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
If YOU really loved HER, you would go move that 70 miles to be with her.

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Well no I didnt love this 2nd girl, lol, what you think I'd make the same mistake twice?!?!
But I have a feeling the distance wasnt the only thing, course I have no proof whether this is true or not.
Sorry I tend to focus on the bad
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-06-08, 9:55 AM #69
So WHO CARES if she didn't like you enough to make a committed long-term relationship out of it? THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF DATING - to find out whether you're right for eachother. So, you think you are, she thinks your not, guess what? IT'S NO BIG DEAL. You really need to get a grip and calm yourself down. Seriously.

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2004-06-08, 4:54 PM #70
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Most of the girls I know don't like being referred to as a "chick." It's a little thing I like to call "respect." Crazy, I know.
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Most of the girls I know refer to themselves and others girls as "chick" from time to time. And I have never met a woman who has been offended by that. It's like calling a guy "dude".

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2004-06-08, 5:00 PM #71
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GHORG:


A) Your stream of golden urine is unlikely to put out any serious fire.
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Just FYI- Urine is actually supposed to be clear. If you have a good balanced diet, your body should be able to absorb all of the nutrients from the urine before it gets... 'expelled' from the body, leaving it clear, and not golden.

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2004-06-08, 5:14 PM #72
edit: never mind. That didn't make sense.

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2004-06-08, 5:21 PM #73
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
If you think not calling girls chicks is politically correct, at least it's not like some people I know. They woild insist that not only should the word "mankind" be called "humankind" but the word human is still evil because it contains the word "man". So it should be "humynkind" on top of that.

</font>


I routinely tell people like that to go f*** themselves. they then call me politically incorrect. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]




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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-06-08, 6:30 PM #74
I agree that you should give her a stern talkin' to. And a finger wagging. This has never failed me...

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2004-06-08, 6:33 PM #75
I SAY WE BLUDGEON HER TO DEATH WITH GIANT SPOONS
2004-06-08, 6:44 PM #76
Okay put the pipe down... dats good okay now breath... yes... come back to us.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-08, 7:50 PM #77
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
they then call me politically incorrect. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>


They still compliment you? Cool.

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2004-06-09, 12:48 AM #78
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Morpheus:
First of all my dear friend Aaron, I would just like to say....YOU HAD BETTER BE JUST FANTASIZING YOU F**KBRAIN!! I swear, if I ever catch you going through this little "righteous avenger" bulls**t I'm gonna come to that tweed-suited, pipe-smoking aristocracy-pumping country of yours, track you down and bust your head between a bench vice, turn the lever until your skull bursts like an overripe melon and then molest your body until my fluids start coming out from your neck stump!!! AND ALL OF THIS SHALL HAPPEN ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!! F***ing hell :@ Don't be a peabrain!

</font>


And country air is supposed to be good for you. I'm glad I live down here in Helsinki...

Not only did you ignore the part that Maeve, whom I believe you trust, pointed out, you also made a mockery and gross generalisations of an entire country (one that's my second home in a way), and spewed it all out in a way that I wouldn't even expect from Pugler.

Disappointing. You could benefit from some form of anger management; the world is such that if you lose your temper every time you encounter something like this, you'll lack the energy you should conserve for things more productive! You ought to thank him for being wise and not taking advantage of the situation and maybe end up hurting her terribly. There are a lot of people out there who would choose otherwise.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-06-09, 2:33 AM #79
Hmmm...

You know, I play a bit of AOK. And I've noticed, every time I think I can strike back. Destroy the enemy with my vengance..


I'm wrong, It backfires, It ends up biting me in the *** .

My point here is, you can try if you want. But I think for one its a dumb thing to do. Not only that, but its bound to backfire on you.

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2004-06-09, 4:29 AM #80
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krokodile:
And country air is supposed to be good for you. I'm glad I live down here in Helsinki...

Not only did you ignore the part that Maeve, whom I believe you trust, pointed out, you also made a mockery and gross generalisations of an entire country (one that's my second home in a way), and spewed it all out in a way that I wouldn't even expect from Pugler.

Disappointing. You could benefit from some form of anger management; the world is such that if you lose your temper every time you encounter something like this, you'll lack the energy you should conserve for things more productive! You ought to thank him for being wise and not taking advantage of the situation and maybe end up hurting her terribly. There are a lot of people out there who would choose otherwise.</font>


*Laughs* Ask Ruthven about my post before you make the decision of categorizing me beneath Pugler my friend. And to all those who made the mistake of taking my post even remotely seriously, I can honestly say that it was more of an inside-joke than nothing else. Besides, I like Britain [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]


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