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God hates shrimp
2006-01-23, 8:00 PM #1
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

Mwahahaha.
2006-01-23, 8:01 PM #2
Anyone else remeber that church sign generator?
2006-01-23, 8:14 PM #3
Taking things out of context seems to be a fad in more serious issues as well.
2006-01-23, 8:19 PM #4
And I hate God for his hate of shrimp.
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2006-01-23, 8:19 PM #5
How is it out of context? The old testament clearly states that eating shellfish/shrimp is an abomination.
2006-01-23, 8:32 PM #6
obviously, some of you didnt read the entire website

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/about.php

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2006-01-23, 8:37 PM #7
No, I'm pretty sure I read the whole thing.

God still hates shrimp.
2006-01-23, 8:38 PM #8
i continue to emphasize this link

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/about.php

just read the whole thing plz
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2006-01-23, 8:47 PM #9
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]How is it out of context? The old testament clearly states that eating shellfish/shrimp is an abomination.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but then Jesus was all "You're just mad 'cause you don't know how to eat them right!" and God hung his head in shame.
2006-01-23, 9:05 PM #10
Originally posted by petmc20:
i continue to emphasize this link

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/about.php

just read the whole thing plz

You're a fool for thinking he wasn't joking. Especially considering the site says "Why stop at calling gays an abomination?" when well...Vinny posted it.
D E A T H
2006-01-23, 9:24 PM #11
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]You're a fool for thinking he wasn't joking. Especially considering the site says "Why stop at calling gays an abomination?" when well...Vinny posted it.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for ruining it, jerk.
2006-01-23, 10:34 PM #12
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Thanks for ruining it, jerk.[/QUOTE]
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D E A T H
2006-01-24, 6:24 AM #13
It's not that I think eating shrimp is an abomination... I just don't like shrimp.
There were reasons back then for them not to eat shrimp. Now it doesn't really matter. So... I dunno.
Although I do follow the stuff in Leviticus (to my knowlege) I do it just because it happens to be how I am. Not because I'm trying to follow anything.
2006-01-24, 6:31 AM #14
Originally posted by Anovis:
Anyone else remeber that church sign generator?


http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
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2006-01-24, 3:20 PM #15
For those who don't already know, this site was made as satire against sites such as [url]www.godhatesfags.com[/url] and [url]www.godhatesamerica.com[/url].

[edit: I should warn that by clicking on those links, you are entering into realms of stupidity your mind will be unable to grasp.]
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2006-01-24, 3:21 PM #16
Originally posted by Primate:
Yeah, but then Jesus was all "You're just mad 'cause you don't know how to eat them right!" and God hung his head in shame.

Yeah, but what about Jews?
2006-01-24, 8:25 PM #17
Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
For those who don't already know, this site was made as satire against sites such as [url]www.godhatesfags.com[/url] and [url]www.godhatesamerica.com[/url].

[edit: I should warn that by clicking on those links, you are entering into realms of stupidity your mind will be unable to grasp.]

Sad part being it has biblical backup. God really does hate shrimp.
D E A T H
2006-01-24, 8:56 PM #18
Originally posted by Warlord:
Yeah, but what about Jews?
In Soviet Russia, shrimp hate you!
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Yeah, I've got nothing. :(
2006-01-24, 8:58 PM #19
The problem with the people these days is that they are taking lots of things out of context and/or literal when it should not be and figurative when it should be literal.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-24, 8:59 PM #20
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
The problem with the people these days is that they are taking lots of things out of context and/or literal when it should not be and figurative when it should be literal.

:D :D :D
2006-01-24, 10:23 PM #21
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
The problem with the people these days is that they are taking lots of things out of context and/or literal when it should not be and figurative when it should be literal.

Uh...dude, the bible says NOT to eat shellfish because they're unclean. Same with basically everything except for well...beef. God hates all animals except cows.
D E A T H
2006-01-24, 10:55 PM #22
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Uh...dude, the bible says NOT to eat shellfish because they're unclean. Same with basically everything except for well...beef. God hates all animals except cows.[/QUOTE]

With a little common sense you can come to the conclusion that shellfish and a lot of the other animals mentioned in the bible (such as pork) are simply harder to prepare and more likely to spread disease if prepared incorrectly. It really has nothing to do with a mandate from god at all. These guys who wrote this stuff put their own observations into it that these animals are 'unclean'
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2006-01-25, 5:40 AM #23
Originally posted by Freelancer:
With a little common sense you can come to the conclusion that shellfish and a lot of the other animals mentioned in the bible (such as pork) are simply harder to prepare and more likely to spread disease if prepared incorrectly. It really has nothing to do with a mandate from god at all. These guys who wrote this stuff put their own observations into it that these animals are 'unclean'

Which is why Jewish people don't eat Pork or Shellfish? No, it literally says they are UNCLEAN and not fit for human consumption, no matter the preparation. I don't have the passage on hand, because I'm not really a religious person, but that's what it says. Seriously.
D E A T H
2006-01-25, 8:37 AM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bible
Leviticus 11:9-12:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


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2006-01-25, 8:40 AM #25
Amazing. The Bible posted on Massassi :D
D E A T H
2006-01-25, 9:08 AM #26
You totally missed my point dude...

forget it..
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2006-01-25, 9:17 AM #27
Originally posted by Freelancer:
You totally missed my point dude...

forget it..

Actually, I think what really happened is the guy that wrote Leviticus was pinched on the penis by a lobster as a child.
2006-01-25, 9:21 AM #28
Originally posted by Freelancer:
You totally missed my point dude...

forget it..

No, I didn't. I just dismissed it because it was wrong.
D E A T H
2006-01-25, 9:26 AM #29
Just stop talking. :rolleyes: If you keep talking you're going to get me banned.
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2006-01-25, 2:36 PM #30
No. You're ALL missing the point. God LOVES shrimp, He doesn't want them to die. He hates all the other animals, so He tells us to eat them.
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2006-01-25, 3:57 PM #31
I'm a religious Jew and I do not eat shrimp and other shellfish, but there is nothing inherently wrong with shellfish etc, as I understand it, only Jews are required to follow that law and a non-jew is allowed to eat shellfish. Non-jews have 7 obligations in judaism: http://www.aish.com/wallcam/7_Noachide_Laws.asp
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2006-01-25, 8:11 PM #32
If you study the diets of "unclean" animals, you'll understand what makes them unclean. Pigs, for example, eat rotten slop.

I do love, however, that "eating [blah blah] animal" gets turned into "God hates [blah blah] animals." That' what I call a classic Massassiism.
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2006-01-25, 10:24 PM #33
Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
I do love, however, that "eating [blah blah] animal" gets turned into "God hates [blah blah] animals." That' what I call a classic Massassiism.

It has nothing to do with Massassi; I didn't create the site.
2006-01-26, 4:58 PM #34
Did too. :p

Actually, I was referring to this post. And similar ones.
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2006-01-26, 5:03 PM #35
Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Did too. :p

Actually, I was referring to this post. And similar ones.

Uh...if you call something an ABOMINATION, I'm pretty sure that means you definitely don't like it.
D E A T H
2006-01-26, 5:07 PM #36
Ever hear of this thing called a prepositional phrase? Is says they shall be an abomination to you. And the passages are talking about eating.

See, this is exactly what taking something out of context is about.
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2006-01-26, 5:47 PM #37
Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Ever hear of this thing called a prepositional phrase? Is says they shall be an abomination to you. And the passages are talking about eating.

See, this is exactly what taking something out of context is about.

Doesn't God say he made us in his own image? If so, why would they be an abomination only to us, and not to him?

Oh, hey, still in context.
D E A T H
2006-01-26, 6:17 PM #38
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Doesn't God say he made us in his own image? If so, why would they be an abomination only to us, and not to him?

Oh, hey, still in context.[/QUOTE]

He created Adam and Eve in his image. Adam and Eve sinned, and they fell from God. Adam's children were then born in his (now sinful) image, and not God's (perfect) image. Since we are descendants of Adam, and since we are born into sin, we are no longer born in God's image.

Just to clarify.
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2006-01-26, 6:59 PM #39
A RC car is made in the image of a real car. Does that mean they have the same hp or top speed, Yosh?

seriously... stop to think before you post.
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2006-01-26, 7:00 PM #40
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
A RC car is made in the image of a real car. Does that mean they have the same hp or top speed, Yosh?

seriously... stop to think before you post.

Image meant more than just looks though.
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