I'd just like to point out that the parody is flawed, by the following rationale:
1. If God hated shrimp, he'd
want them all to be burnt to death and then eaten. Pain, you see.
2. By the same reasoning, protesting against seafood establishments like Red Lobster etc would merely be freeing the shrimp from this torture. (Shrimp rights?)
3. The "evidence" given sugggests that God wants to preserve the shrimp, rather than have them destroyed.
Voila. You know, stuff like this makes me realize: If you make up some bogus excerpt, word it so it sounds archaic, and throw a Biblical chapter number on it, almost nobody will bother looking it up.