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The Mystery Of How The Hell I Got So Drunk
2006-02-07, 6:26 PM #1
So, it's Saturday night. I feel like taking a break, and experimenting a bit. So I bust out my new 1.75L bottle of Absolut vodka, and my then-unused double shot glass. Grab a mug of beer, shoot, chase.

Shoot, chase.

All I remember is two double-shots, two single shots, and four beers. The next thing I know, it's 4:30 AM, I've got a headache, and I gotta pay homage to the porcelain god.

How the Hell did I get so drunk off so little? What the Hell is happening to my tolerance? Then, today, I pull the bottle out of the fridge (keep in mind this is a 1.75Liter bottle)...
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2006-02-07, 6:28 PM #2
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2006-02-07, 6:28 PM #3
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2006-02-07, 6:28 PM #4
Wuss.

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2006-02-07, 6:30 PM #5
Must've had something to do with the alcohol...

:o
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2006-02-07, 6:38 PM #6
yeah, and tha'ts 80 proof... :p
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2006-02-07, 6:41 PM #7
let's makes sure to keep the smilies coming... :D
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2006-02-07, 6:47 PM #8
I'll get you the number for the AA.

not the car breakdown service, the other one.
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2006-02-07, 6:47 PM #9
Originally posted by Wolfy:
How the Hell did I get so drunk off so little? What the Hell is happening to my tolerance?

So little? You had 11 drinks in probably a VERY short period of time. Durrr. ;)
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2006-02-07, 6:53 PM #10
Originally posted by Ruthven:
I'll get you the number for the AA.

not the car breakdown service, the other one.

How about A&A?
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2006-02-07, 6:54 PM #11
Originally posted by Emon:
So little? You had 11 drinks in probably a VERY short period of time. Durrr. ;)

I think that's the point of "Then, today, I pull the bottle out of the fridge (keep in mind this is a 1.75Liter bottle)..." part. :p
D E A T H
2006-02-07, 6:58 PM #12
Oh. Durr.
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2006-02-07, 6:58 PM #13
My record is a 1.75 in a weekend. I was proud of myself until I realized that I'm an alcoholic. Shoot.
2006-02-07, 6:59 PM #14
[QUOTE=Murc XIII]My record is a 1.75 in a weekend. I was proud of myself until I realized that I'm an alcoholic. Shoot.[/QUOTE]
Mine's a little over a *half gallon of Whiskey. I wasn't at all sober anytime after 4:00 PM Friday afternoon.

EDIT: Had to change that. A gallon...wow...that'd be ridiculous.
D E A T H
2006-02-07, 7:04 PM #15
A guy on my floor drank 100 beers in 75 hours a few weeks ago. He was aiming for four days but did it in 75 hours. That's about 9 gallons of beer, and half a gallon of pure alcohol.
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2006-02-07, 7:05 PM #16
Jesus Christ. I guess I'm a lightweight.
2006-02-07, 7:06 PM #17
See, the difference here is I didn't mean to drink that much.
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2006-02-07, 7:08 PM #18
The Mystery Of How The Hell I Forgot The Basic Rules Of English.
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2006-02-07, 7:22 PM #19
The Mystery Of How You Learned To Play Bass.

Oooh, snap! :p
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2006-02-07, 7:35 PM #20
I remember when Wolfy used to say he'd never drink alcohol because he didn't see the appeal.
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2006-02-07, 7:37 PM #21
1/4 of that would put me a alcohol poisoning.
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2006-02-07, 7:44 PM #22
Originally posted by Detty:
I remember when Wolfy used to say he'd never drink alcohol because he didn't see the appeal.


Then I spent a semester at a university. :p
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2006-02-07, 7:48 PM #23
Originally posted by Detty:
I remember when Wolfy used to say he'd never drink alcohol because he didn't see the appeal.

Haha, I remember that too. Quite the radical change.
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2006-02-08, 4:08 AM #24
I still don't see the appeal. Then again, I don't live at my college.
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2006-02-08, 4:14 AM #25
I agree
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2006-02-08, 4:19 AM #26
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
yeah, and tha'ts 80 proof... :p


It ain't got no proof. Just circumstancial evidence.
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2006-02-08, 4:48 AM #27
My friend's in the 42 club - 42 units in 10 hours. You have a minder tallying your drinks (and making sure you drink them) on your arm with a marker pen. His hangover lasted about as long as the indellible ink did....days.
2006-02-08, 6:43 AM #28
i wanna try the 42 club :p
2006-02-08, 7:29 AM #29
Lol... you might want to have someone supervise you next time you drink for fun. Clearly you don't have good judgement when it comes to vodka :p
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2006-02-08, 7:32 AM #30
PFFT, who needs friends to watch you, when you have a booze bottle to suck into your face?
2006-02-08, 8:58 AM #31
hey! we need a glass next to that bottle for reference!
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2006-02-08, 9:38 AM #32
I'd guess he drank any where from .5 to .75 liters of vodka, or 16 to 24 ounces. Then add the chasers. We're looking at 24-30 drinks here. That's a lot.
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2006-02-08, 10:30 AM #33
I started at 8:00, and - according to some more sober people - I finished around 11:00 PM.
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2006-02-08, 3:32 PM #34
what wrong with low tolerance. it just means you get drunk easyer so you dont have to spend so much cash on booze. i love it. i got drunk of 3 double browns and threw up my chicken nuggets.
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2006-02-08, 3:41 PM #35
[QUOTE=stinkey diver]what wrong with low tolerance. it just means you get drunk easyer so you dont have to spend so much cash on booze. i love it. i got drunk of 3 double browns and threw up my chicken nuggets.[/QUOTE]
It's okay at first, but it makes parties last a lot shorter. The longer it takes you to get drunk the longer before you absolutely MUST pass out, and you're never thirsty.

It's win/win.
D E A T H
2006-02-08, 3:43 PM #36
does it ****

just dont drink as quick


i'd love to be lightweight again, if i was at a party i'd just sip the ****
2006-02-08, 5:06 PM #37
That would have killed a lesser man
2006-02-08, 5:35 PM #38
One night I drank an entire 750ml bottle of absolut. That was a bad, bad night.

Last night I had nearly a half bottle of Bacardi 151 in around an hour and a half. Then my friends and I went bowling, and this random hottie asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I just got out of a three month celebate relationship. I don't carry condoms anymore. I was pissed off. None of my friends carry condoms either. Some friends.
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2006-02-08, 7:12 PM #39
I get drunk off half as many drinks. Not very impressive, I know, but it saves me money. Bit of a handicap at parties where the drinks are free, though.

Originally posted by SavageX378:
Clearly you don't have good judgement when it comes to vodka :p


Good judgement and vodka are mutually exclusive.
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2006-02-08, 7:16 PM #40
Originally posted by Bill:
One night I drank an entire 750ml bottle of absolut. That was a bad, bad night.

Last night I had nearly a half bottle of Bacardi 151 in around an hour and a half. Then my friends and I went bowling, and this random hottie asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I just got out of a three month celebate relationship. I don't carry condoms anymore. I was pissed off. None of my friends carry condoms either. Some friends.


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