Originally posted by Bill:
One night I drank an entire 750ml bottle of absolut. That was a bad, bad night.
Last night I had nearly a half bottle of Bacardi 151 in around an hour and a half. Then my friends and I went bowling, and this random hottie asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I just got out of a three month celebate relationship. I don't carry condoms anymore. I was pissed off. None of my friends carry condoms either. Some friends.
Last night I had nearly a half bottle of Bacardi 151 in around an hour and a half. Then my friends and I went bowling, and this random hottie asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I just got out of a three month celebate relationship. I don't carry condoms anymore. I was pissed off. None of my friends carry condoms either. Some friends.
That'll teach you good. Also, if this girl is asking random dudes for a shag, she should have condoms too.