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[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Techno's not really nerdy.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it just plain sucks.

win

Haha, good pic. Go with thick lensed glasses and talk with a whiny voice... assuming you don't already

nerd = no social life
Dont watch sg1 (its too cool for nerds)
Grumpy
Loser with women
Glasses
Asthma

Nerds must have SOME experience in having wet dreams of George Lucas/Bill gates

deep knowledge of how computers work.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Heh, all but the asthma and the George Lucas part

Anime kids are the kids people with spock underwear make fun of.

<3 my spock underwear.

..what?

1337.

Only a nerd could say that.

It's true, you cannot become a nerd you are or you are not.

but let's try a little list:

The aforementioned^ SW Star Trek and Anime

but what of LOTR?

If you know what "Frodo Lives" means and the story behind it.
esp. if you have written it on a wall.

you have read the Sillmarillian more than once.(maybe)

You play NES games as much as (or more) than X-Box 360.
^insert Atari or Pong for massive nerd points.

you accualy look like Spock. (yes I know someone who does[not me])

you held the highscore in an arcade ever. (massive nerd points if it was durring the early 80's)

Math is your fav. class
^(insert programming or most any engineering class also)

You know what: "Somebody set up us the bomb!" means

you love: "The Last Starfighter", "War Games", ect.

I'll stop for now. my mind is fading fast.

Geek Metal!

[QUOTE=Numenor King]but what of LOTR?[/QUOTE]

Counts only if it is not the movie.

none of my examples from LOTR are not based on the movies. If you only like the movies you are probably NOT a nerd.

Not too many negations in no sentence don't confuse me not at all.

Dorks are totally better than nerds. Cause dorks are nerds but with an added sense of humor and the ability to laugh at themselves. I would bet that most of us are really dorks, not just nerds.

I agree with Numenor. Have something to say about Zero Wing. "All your base..."