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Have you ever fell in the toilet as a child?
2006-02-12, 9:53 PM #1
Don't ask why I'm asking this - just vote in the poll.

...and for the record, yes - I did fall into the toilet as a child. In fact, its practically one of my only vivid memory I have as a child. Odd, isn't it?
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2006-02-12, 9:57 PM #2
What?
2006-02-12, 9:58 PM #3
Uh...huh...?
D E A T H
2006-02-12, 9:59 PM #4
You're.... hehe... nevermind.
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2006-02-12, 10:05 PM #5
hehe, I lifted both seats up without realizing it and fell in.

ahhh, I'm laughing at myself :(
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2006-02-12, 10:07 PM #6
Your poll would be better if you replaced "as a child" with "while drunk."
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2006-02-12, 10:07 PM #7
This reminds me of

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2006-02-12, 10:11 PM #8
This poll should have been public.
>>untie shoes
2006-02-12, 10:15 PM #9
yeah. i was little and didnt check if the seat was down.
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2006-02-12, 10:19 PM #10
Never fallen into the toilet.
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2006-02-12, 10:20 PM #11
I can barely remember last week. What makes you think I could remember such a thing like this?

In all probability, I probably did fall in the toilet as a kid though.
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2006-02-12, 10:40 PM #12
Yeah.

When I was little, my Dad was disciplining me for some heinous crime I had committed. As I was defending myself I backed up...

and I backed up a little too far.

That was when my Dad taught me the meaning of the phrase "Poetic Justice."
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2006-02-12, 10:40 PM #13
No, but I remember being just 2 years old when I dropped some lego brick to a toilet and picked it up. I don't remember if I cleaned it after that though.
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2006-02-12, 10:45 PM #14
This thread is going down the crapper.

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2006-02-13, 12:27 AM #15
Where's the option for "No, I haven't, but I still wasn't a smart child"?
2006-02-13, 12:28 AM #16
I was never young enough to do such a thing.
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2006-02-13, 2:56 AM #17
I can just picture your new title now ... "Toilet bowl kid".

Out of curiosity was the toilet full or empty when you fell in?
2006-02-13, 4:29 AM #18
Originally posted by Ford:
yeah. i was little and didnt check if the seat was down.


I seem to remember doing the same thing. Just once. :p
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2006-02-13, 6:09 AM #19
If this was a public poll, 8 people would probably get new nicknames.
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2006-02-13, 6:10 AM #20
Not as a child no. It did sorta happen once later on though...
nope.
2006-02-13, 6:18 AM #21
I did last night. Was a hell of a climb out, I'll tell you that much. Kinda slippery.
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2006-02-13, 6:24 AM #22
Jep is little!
nope.
2006-02-13, 6:42 AM #23
I am Little. Jepman Little.

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2006-02-13, 6:47 AM #24
In Soviet Russia, toilet falls in YOU.
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2006-02-13, 7:26 AM #25
Obi-Wan did, when he was young.

(cookies to the first person to get it)
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2006-02-13, 8:37 AM #26
[QUOTE=Janitor Bob]Yeah.

When I was little, my Dad was disciplining me for some heinous crime I had committed. As I was defending myself I backed up...

and I backed up a little too far.

That was when my Dad taught me the meaning of the phrase "Poetic Justice."[/QUOTE]

What were you doing? Sword fighting?
2006-02-13, 9:00 AM #27
I dropped my pet hamster in the toilet :\
2006-02-13, 9:10 AM #28
"Have you ever fell in the toilet as a child?" -> "Have you ever fallen in the toilet as a child?"
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2006-02-13, 9:13 AM #29
Originally posted by money•bie:
I dropped my pet hamster in the toilet :\


Was he ok?

I'm actually sitting here laughing my *** off.
nope.
2006-02-13, 11:03 AM #30
I don't remember that far back. But I was a fairly clumsy child, so it probably happened once or twice. *shrug*
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2006-02-13, 11:17 AM #31
Originally posted by Jedigreedo:
In Soviet Russia, toilet falls in YOU.

:eek:
woot!
2006-02-13, 11:19 AM #32
Must hurt.
nope.
2006-02-13, 11:27 AM #33
Its kinda like kidney stones, cept its made of porcelain!
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2006-02-13, 2:27 PM #34
I was little and bizarrely trying to stand on the rim (do not even ask why, I don't know)

Not as funny as my mate the other night - we'd been on a complete bender (that's the British term for going to lots of bars and does NOT mean something else) and went back to his and he fell asleep on the John. Since he hadn't come out for a while I was mildly concerned and found he'd half fallen into the toilet and fallen asleep. :rolleyes:
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2006-02-13, 2:30 PM #35
It actually does seriously happen to me once in a while. I put up the seat and forget to put it back down, and then in the night sometimes... well, I wet my butt cheeks. :(
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2006-02-13, 3:15 PM #36
I hope Jess is smart, or Jepbaby's gonna fall in the bowl alot methinks.
nope.
2006-02-13, 3:52 PM #37
Just like his ol' man! :D
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2006-02-13, 3:52 PM #38
Originally posted by Freelancer:
"Have you ever fell in the toilet as a child?" -> "Have you ever fallen in the toilet as a child?"


Why... thank you all wise and mighty grammar nazi. Thank you for correcting the wrongs in my ways.
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2006-02-13, 3:55 PM #39
...Now you DIE!
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2006-02-13, 4:01 PM #40
Hmm... I read the title as "Did you ever fall in love with a toilet as a child?".
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