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Have you ever fell in the toilet as a child?
2006-02-13, 4:06 PM #41
Well yes, did you ever french kiss it?

If so, we want all the detail.
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2006-02-13, 4:10 PM #42
Of course. It was wet and tasted an awful lot of porcelain. I can't fathom why...
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2006-02-13, 4:16 PM #43
Be thankful it was clean.
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2006-02-13, 4:22 PM #44
Just kiddiiiiiing! :p
DO NOT WANT.
2006-02-13, 4:27 PM #45
Damn I always had a toilet-kissing-people fetish :(
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2006-02-13, 4:34 PM #46
I still fall in, but I'm proud of it.
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2006-02-13, 5:13 PM #47
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
Where's the option for "No, I haven't, but I still wasn't a smart child"?



yah thats what I need to say. I chiped my tooth and got a bloody nose, (on seperate ocations) by falling into a toilet (as in hitting it with my face or chin).
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2006-02-13, 5:15 PM #48
I'm amazed that nobody's been able to come up with a better toilet design in the last 300 years or however long its been.
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2006-02-13, 5:31 PM #49
Can't say I ever did. But i did have a recurring dream that i fell into one and got sucked through to the other side (its been almost 10 years since i last had the dream so i can't remember much more than that).
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2006-02-13, 5:52 PM #50
The french did, with thier bedee or however its spelled. Shoots water up your butt.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-02-13, 6:11 PM #51
WE SURRENDER.
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2006-02-13, 6:33 PM #52
Originally posted by Zell:
The french did, with thier bedee or however its spelled. Shoots water up your butt.



note he said BETTER design. watter up my but is not cool. (it's like falling in the toilet on purpose by making the watter jump on you)
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2006-02-13, 6:49 PM #53
Well then what would make a better toilet?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2006-02-13, 6:53 PM #54
Hahaha. I was kidding. Bedees sound scary.
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2006-02-14, 1:35 AM #55
1. They're oddly pleasant.
2. It's more like a replacement for loo roll, not the toilet.
nope.
2006-02-14, 8:14 AM #56
Originally posted by Baconfish:
1. They're oddly pleasant.
2. It's more like a replacement for loo roll, not the toilet.



yah we know, because a toilet that pees on you is kind of the complete opposite of a toilet.
But still toilet paper that pees on you seems to be a step backwards to me too.

please note my toung is placed firmly in my cheek as I write this.

as for a better toilet design hows about one that automaticly fertilizes your lawn after you flush.
or just see Tim Taylor's: The Man's Bathroom.
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2006-02-14, 10:53 AM #57
Originally posted by Impi:
Obi-Wan did, when he was young.

(cookies to the first person to get it)


Reference to Trainspotting?
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2006-02-14, 10:54 AM #58
Originally posted by kyle90:
I'm amazed that nobody's been able to come up with a better toilet design in the last 300 years or however long its been.


Depends. When was the urinal invented?
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2006-02-14, 12:33 PM #59
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Depends. When was the urinal invented?


Urinal 4 teh win... 'cept when you're drunk and you miss it entirely and end up pissing all over your shoes...

God knows why I have so many drink 'n' toilet stories...
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2006-02-14, 1:10 PM #60
Ever seen a drunk asleep in a urinal?
nope.
2006-02-14, 1:23 PM #61
I must admit I haven't...
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2006-02-14, 1:24 PM #62
Originally posted by AKPiggott:
Reference to Trainspotting?


Ah what a film...
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2006-02-14, 1:40 PM #63
What's sad is, I recognise half the real sets in Trainspotting. :(
nope.
2006-02-14, 1:50 PM #64
Trainspotting was wonderfully bizarre.

And no, I never fell down the bog as a wee tike.
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