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Don't you just HATE meteors?!

2006-02-14, 4:31 PM #1

Vin

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A just meteor stole my common ore smelter, my spaceport, and my (apparently innefective) meteor defense system.

:mad:

2006-02-14, 4:32 PM #2

Thrawn[numbarz]

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TO THE VINNY MOBILE

2006-02-14, 4:38 PM #3

tofu

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[http://seti.dyndns.org/orbit/images/Meteor%20Strike.jpg]

Right on my ****ing house too.

2006-02-14, 4:40 PM #4

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Whoever made that didn't study geography very well

2006-02-14, 4:42 PM #5

Axis

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Maybe it happened billions of years ago, when the geography was different.

2006-02-14, 4:43 PM #6

Vin

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Why does the land ripple so?

2006-02-14, 4:43 PM #7

Spook

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Originally posted by Axis:

Maybe it happened billions of years ago, when the geography was different.

But the Earth is only 7000 years old.

...

*duck*

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-02-14, 4:44 PM #8

Jarl

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Looks like the catastrophic ending to a Peter Moleneaux game.

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2006-02-14, 4:47 PM #9

Delphian

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I could survive that.

2006-02-14, 4:48 PM #10

Vin

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Or maybe it's not earth.

2006-02-14, 4:50 PM #11

Flirbnic

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A meteor called me fat, and made fun of my shoes.

I'm just a little boy.

2006-02-14, 4:51 PM #12

kyle90

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I stayed up to watch a meteor shower when I was little, but only saw about 2 of them.

Damn meteors.

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2006-02-14, 5:02 PM #13

Jep

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Meteors stole my lunch money!

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2006-02-14, 5:09 PM #14

Gebohq

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Talks of a meteor crashing into Earth back in 1999 is what started the NeS...

I like meteors

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2006-02-14, 5:14 PM #15

DogSRoOL

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I tried to take a meteor shower once. I just got dirtier. And also bruised.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-02-14, 5:16 PM #16

SAJN

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Meteor: Target foe and all adjacent foes are struck for 7...91 fire damage and knocked down. This spell causes Exhaustion.

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Type: Spell
Energy Cost: 5
Activation Time: 3
Recharge Time: 30

* Use Glyph of Elemental Power to temporarily increase this skill's linked attribute level by 2.
* Use Glyph of Energy to nullify exhaustion.

Think while it's still legal.

2006-02-14, 5:20 PM #17

genk

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Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

']Whoever made that didn't study geography very well

can't you tell the gravity from it shifted the world!

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2006-02-14, 5:31 PM #18

Michael MacFarlane

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I ate a meteor once. Had the worst indigestion ever.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2006-02-14, 5:40 PM #19

Ictus

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Morale is... terrible.

2006-02-14, 5:42 PM #20

happydud

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I don't understand where this all came from, but Vinny saying "A meteor just stole my ...(apparently innefective) meteor defense system."

Funniest thing I've read all week.

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2006-02-14, 5:57 PM #21

Ruthven

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hahaha, earth got pwnd.

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2006-02-14, 6:04 PM #22

Tibby

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[http://www.worth1000.com/entries/143500/143809QvYU_w.jpg]

2006-02-14, 6:11 PM #23

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Meteo(r) uses a lot of MP. I rarely use it. But when I do...all my enemies rarely survive.

Black Mages == win

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2006-02-14, 7:28 PM #24

ECHOMAN

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Originally posted by Flirbnic:

A meteor called me fat, and made fun of my shoes.

I guess that meteor was meteoright.

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2006-02-14, 7:45 PM #25

Zell

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*stab*
*stab*
*STAB*[/i]

DO NOT WANT.

2006-02-14, 8:01 PM #26

DogSRoOL

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This thread is so meteocre.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-02-14, 8:12 PM #27

Vin

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Originally posted by Ictus:

Morale is... terrible.

<3

Damage Warning!

2006-02-14, 8:13 PM #28

Spook

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What is it with nerds and puns?

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-02-15, 12:43 AM #29

Morpheus

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This is one hell of a depressing thread....

Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.

2006-02-15, 1:02 AM #30

Impi

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Don't go bashing meteors! One of my best friends is a meteor.

Sorry for the lousy German

2006-02-15, 1:11 AM #31

Wuss

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Why is meteor just and the talk what Vinny yes?

2006-02-15, 2:12 AM #32

Stinkywrix

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Man, meteors suck.
Crashing into the planet, wiping out the dinosaurs, ruining my day...
:mad:

2006-02-15, 6:22 AM #33

Avenger

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Originally posted by DogSRoOL:

I tried to take a meteor shower once. I just got dirtier. And also bruised.

Any burning?

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2006-02-15, 6:25 AM #34

landfish

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meteors on a plane?

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2006-02-15, 6:39 AM #35

Jep

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That meteor fell right on Chuck Norris. Martians got bloody tired of hearing bloody jokes about bloody him.

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2006-02-15, 7:59 AM #36

Freelancer

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Originally posted by Stinkywrix:

Man, meteors suck.
Crashing into the planet, wiping out the dinosaurs, ruining my day...
:mad:

That would be a meteorite.

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2006-02-15, 8:37 AM #37

Detty

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Originally posted by Jepman:

That meteor fell right on Chuck Norris. Martians got bloody tired of hearing bloody jokes about bloody him.

but Chuck Norris won

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2006-02-15, 9:06 AM #38

IRG SithLord

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meteor +1

2006-02-15, 10:14 AM #39

Avenger

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Originally posted by Jepman:

That meteor fell right on Chuck Norris. Martians got bloody tired of hearing bloody jokes about bloody him.

When the meteor saw it was going to hit Chuck Norris, it turned around and went back into space. It has yet to stop running.

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2006-02-15, 10:22 AM #40

Vin

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Sigh. Do I have to close this thread?

NO CHUCK NORRIS.