his game wont load.

http://www.smart.is/showphoto.php/photo/8670/limit/recent

just another reason why listening to linkin park is bad for you.

Holy ****.

I wish I knew German.

Hehe, stupid Germans.

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edit: You should add a language warning.

Staged?

Holy crap, I'd love to read the translation!

I got a few small bits, he was shouting "PLAY!", called it a pig a few times and my personal favourite bit is when he smashes the keyboard and then realises he's broken the escape key!

Jesus christ. That kid doesn't have most of his keyboard by the time the game DOES load.

What an idiot.

I'll try to write one later. But I don't understand everything when he's shouting at the top of his voice.

Fake.

There is no way that someone who is NOT possessed by Satan can feasibly get that irked without it being staged...

That kid needs help.

why... WHY did i take french instead of german... another situation where german is far more useful to me than that crappy language i never used and completely forgot

face it. some kids are really like this.

if its real or not i cant say. the kids seems pretty filled with rage. i mean id give the guy an oscar if it is fake. but none the less its hillarious

This kid is going to have som serious problems when he's older.

EDIT: LOL! His Esc key fell off! Serves him right. Think he's yelling something about the Autobaum now.

He's probably yelling about how David Hasslehoff and Knightrider suck so bad, and that the rest of the German populace is too blind to see it.

I blame it on the bratwurst.

Except Bratwurst kicks ***.

And Knight--you mean the Autobahn. The Autobaum would entail a car and a tree...somehow.

3 Reasons why this is Hitler II

1.Manical Laugh [Middle and end]
2. Throws things for no reason
3. Sings to his keyboard

That kid has guaranteed himself a job in the game industry already. As a manager. Imagine this kid 10 years older screaming and yelling at poor programmers and graphics designers. Nobody's going to slack.

I have the translation.
I'll take it off again if an admin thinks it's inapropriate.

I WANT TO PLAY!
GO!
FASTER!! [unintelligible screaming]
MAN, GET GOING!!! I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!!!
GOOOO!!!
START THE DAMN GAME! (he get's the keyboard out)
START! THE! GAME YOU SON OF A ***** I WANT TO PLAY!!!!!!!
I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN, GO!
(he "tidies up" his desk) GET OUT OF THE WAY!!
ACH!
WHAT IS THAT???!?!!? OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!
I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL!!!!
UUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
FAST START! (chanting) IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING! (had to improvise a bit, I don't know any good translation for "Jetzt geht's los!")
PLAAAYYYYYYYY!!!! YOU WANKER, PLAAAAYYYYY!!!!
PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!
It's loading. It's loading. I don't want it to load!
When it loads YOU HAVE TO WAIT SO LOOOONG!!
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT I SIMPLY WANT TO PLAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Think positive, just think positive! Soon it'll start.
It's starting! [maniacal laughter] IT'S STARTING!!!!! IT'S STARTING!!!!!!!!
YOU SON OF A *****!!!!! TAKE THAT!!! EAT THAT!!! YEAH, I KILLED HIM!!!
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! GO GO GO!!!! EAT THAT!!!! EAT MY MOLTEN ****!!!
YOU SON OF A *****, I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
[a whole lotta screaming and keyboard destroying]
I PRESSED FIRE!!!
UUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
The escape button is missing. The escape button! Where is it? WHERE IS THE ESCAPE BUTTON? [he's crying] Where is it? Where is it?
OK, I don't need no "Help and Support". I don't need help! I DON'T NEED ANY HELP! [maniacal laughter]
The H-key as enter-key. Good. Now I'll finish you.
IT'S NOT WORKING!
I'll finish you. I'll just finish you.
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SON OF A *****!!! I WILL FINISH YOUU!!!! YES!!!!!!!!
WOOOHOOOOOOO! I KILLED HIM! YEAH! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!! YEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!
WHOAAAAAAAAA!!!!! EAT THAT YOU SON OF A *****!!!!! I FINISH I WILL FINISH YOU!
I WILL FINISH YOU!! I WILL JUST, I WILL JUST SHOOT YOU DOWN!! WITH THE ASSAULT RIFLE I WILL JUST SHOOT YOU DOWN!!!!
Which son of a ***** is shooting at me?!? WHICH SON OF A ***** IS SHOOTING AT ME?!? AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

i definately think he did this on purpose.... just to be funny or something

indeed.

I was almost expecting the keyboard to break in half.

There's no assault rifle in Unreal Tournament. Closest thing is the pulse rifle.

Therefore, Fake!

Remember he IS an idiot. :p

There's an assault rifle in 2003 and 2004.

Where's the video? I clicked the link and all I can see is some messy spam site. o.o

Oh. My bad.

German kids sound so funny before they've hit puberty

Damn, if they was my kid, I'd get out the belt and say "I'll give you something to scream about!"

"You woke Grandpa up. Know what that means, right?"
"We're going to be 'absent' from preschool tomorrow?"
"Now you're smartening up."

That wasn't even funny. That was pathetic, and so ****ing obviously fake.

JUST LIKE YOUR FIANCE'S BOOBS.

Ooooo.... them fighting words boy!

Just like your man boobs. hahahaahahahahahahah

I'm going to show my german teacher this tomorrow.

How the heck do my breasts look fake?

lolwned

Fakaroonie. Not Jessgirl's gear, the video.

Indeed.

I dont know how things work in Germany but that video should be used against him if he attempts to get a drivers licence