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Surviving a Zombie Attack
2006-02-21, 7:20 PM #1
Whats your plan.
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2006-02-21, 7:22 PM #2
If I had a shotgun and lots of shells, I'd kill as many zombies as I can before they over run and eat me alive.

...otherwise, I'd scream like a little girl and wet myself.
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2006-02-21, 7:25 PM #3
Getting myself a crowbar and a woman and moving north, where it'll be inhospitable for even zombies (not to mention where there's less people, there's less zombies) and wait five or so years until the zombies sufficiently decompose.

I've read "The Zombie Survival Guide." It's a good read.
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2006-02-21, 7:36 PM #4
Build a fortress of obsidian, gather about me a cache of Necromancers. Control the dead for my own nefarious purposes. Become a hyper powerful warlord. Have thousands of children.

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2006-02-21, 7:36 PM #5
(I would hitch a ride on Geb's vehicle, unwittingly bringing a zombie with me.... Needless to say, we would all die)
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2006-02-21, 7:39 PM #6
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
(I would hitch a ride on Geb's vehicle, unwittingly bringing a zombie with me.... Needless to say, we would all die)


You suck!
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2006-02-21, 7:39 PM #7
Zombies just want to be loved.

If you love one, they can become whole again.
2006-02-21, 7:51 PM #8
I'd chain one up in the shed to be player 2.
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2006-02-21, 7:52 PM #9
Vinny would be the first to die.

Vin: Oh, you poor misunderstood thing...

Zombie: Urgh raaaahhh....

Vin: Aww... Give me a hug!

*Bite*

Vin: Grrrrrroooooooonnnnnn
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2006-02-21, 7:56 PM #10
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Vin: Oh, you poor misunderstood thing...

Male Prostitute: Urgh raaaahhh....

Vin: Aww... Give me a hug!

*Bite*

Vin: Grrrrrroooooooonnnnnn


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2006-02-21, 8:23 PM #11
I'd lock myself up in the Winchesters.
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2006-02-21, 8:31 PM #12
Originally posted by Wolfy:
:em321:


*snicker*
2006-02-21, 8:42 PM #13
I would pretend to be one and blend in with them. I would not bath and be covered with someone's blood. And make zombie noises.

Also, maybe I would rescue sexy women.
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2006-02-21, 9:03 PM #14
i run a zombie training facility... if there is a zombie attack most likely i'll be commanding the army of zombies
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-02-21, 9:04 PM #15
I'd hunt them for sport.
2006-02-21, 9:11 PM #16
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i run a zombie training facility... if there is a zombie attack most likely i'll be commanding the army of zombies


yes, because we all know how well training them turns out... (did you see day of the dead?)
2006-02-21, 9:14 PM #17
Originally posted by Cazor:
yes, because we all know how well training them turns out... (did you see day of the dead?)


but they were silly scientists and normal people... i have necromancers
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2006-02-21, 9:29 PM #18
Get the guns, food, water, and gasoline and head as far out into the Nevada desert as possible.
I could climb up into a cave in the rocky desert cliffs and stay there until the zombie threat died down.

It's pretty much a flawless plan.
2006-02-21, 9:35 PM #19
Pffft.

There's only one proper way to deal with the undead: Other undead.

My plan:

1. Enslave Powerful Vampire

2. Make Vampire Seemingly Invincible (Could take awhile...)

3. Seek and Destroy

4. Make an anime/manga series about it.

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2006-02-21, 10:02 PM #20
I would get in my car, drive to the local "outdoors store", and steal all of the knives, guns and ammo that they have. Also at the same location, I would aquire a large heavyduty SUV, preferably with a lift (Hey, this is Texas, they're easy to find). I would then go into the process of locating and saving any family and friends I could. At the same time, I would find a sutible fortress to defend, with thick walls and good defensive points. I would start finding and recruiting any survivers I could and build a city within this fortress, armoring vehicles so that they may go in search of food, and also build an army to kill all the zombies and reclaim the Earth.

Or something like that.
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2006-02-21, 10:06 PM #21
Seriously, Zombies are just misunderstood.
2006-02-21, 10:07 PM #22
I'd stand next to a wall, and as someone is coming up and sees me, I'd walk around a corner and dissappear.

-That is so my move.
2006-02-21, 10:11 PM #23
I'd beat them with my awesomeness. :em321:
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2006-02-21, 10:28 PM #24
i would so posess people with my disembodied hand, bowl people over with my head, and use various internal organs as bombs....

oh, this is SURVIVING a zombie attack, not LEADING.


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2006-02-21, 10:41 PM #25
Originally posted by Ford:
i would so posess people with my disembodied hand, bowl people over with my head, and use various internal organs as bombs....

oh, this is SURVIVING a zombie attack, not LEADING.


(P.S. - <3 Stubbs, The Zombie. fantastic game. anyone else played it yet?)


played the demo...
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2006-02-21, 10:52 PM #26
I'd just murmur brains and blend in with the crowd.
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2006-02-21, 10:57 PM #27
Surviving? Forget that. In the case of a zombie attack, my plan involves a rope and a chair. I'll not risk becoming one of the living dead.
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2006-02-21, 11:14 PM #28
Zombie killing time. Senseless violence without repercussions :p
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2006-02-22, 1:39 AM #29
It wouldn't be too hard to avoid them in this land of scarce population and vast uninhabited areas.

But I suppose I would hunt them down little by little to help get things back to normal. Since I have a military training, who knows, I might even be able to help to do it officially, if enlisted to such a duty.
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2006-02-22, 1:44 AM #30
A record collection...

Go and watch Shaun of the Dead
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2006-02-22, 2:03 AM #31
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Getting myself a crowbar and a woman and moving north, where it'll be inhospitable for even zombies (not to mention where there's less people, there's less zombies) and wait five or so years until the zombies sufficiently decompose.

I've read "The Zombie Survival Guide." It's a good read.


Looks like Geb and I are the only ones prepared to move to a more secure location at any given moment. (But, you better bring Sean with you! You're supposed to have a third party member anyway)

I don't care what the book says, I'll take a hammer over a crowbar. The book only mentions hammers with short handles. If I can get one with more reach, I'm fine.

Moving up north is a worst case scenario plan. For smaller breakouts, my high school isn't too far from my house. It has a second story, though the staircases would be pretty much impossible to destroy. Still, there's plenty of hiding places. The computer lab doesn't have any windows, so I can actually go on the internet, assuming there's still power.
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2006-02-22, 2:21 AM #32
I'd probably find some mallet or something and all but raid B&Q and Homebase for wood, tools, etc, take it all in a trolley to Asda, barricade myself in and wait for rescue. If I could actually get further, I'd probably head to Alaska or somewhere equally remote. Siberia, maybe? Hole out there for the duration with many thick coats and food and weaponary should the living dead do their shambling zombie moonwalk.

Or failing that attempt to hitchike while Geb, Sarn and zombie mosey on down to doom while I sit in the middle of the desert by an abandoned petrol station.
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2006-02-22, 2:54 AM #33
I'd travel with a large group of Massassians, then use them as decoys whilst I escaped to safety every time zombies attacked.
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2006-02-22, 4:24 AM #34
I'd probably head down to the local gun shop and grab all the shotgun shells I can and find the strongest structure to hide in(a bar maybe?). I'd probably be killed though by a hulking creature with a minigun and rocket launcher complaining about S.T.A.R.S. or whatever.
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2006-02-22, 4:43 AM #35
Seeing as I have no gun skills, or knowledge of guns what-so-ever I'd probably be useless with them. I'd just take out the good ol' ketchup bottle pour some all over me and join in with the zombies, eat some human brains until I can find a clear escape route. Then I'd scream like a girl and run away. See if they can catch me then! HA!
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2006-02-22, 4:49 AM #36
I would get a BIG knife...



and make myself a sandwitch, uummm, ham and mustard.

failing that I would walk away from them, don't you know zombies can't run ;)
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2006-02-22, 5:28 AM #37
[QUOTE=James Bond]failing that I would walk away from them, don't you know zombies can't run ;)[/QUOTE]

That's essentially because they are encumbered by rotting flesh.

However, that very fact makes them even more dangerous, because they will effectively spread diseases with no extra effort.
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2006-02-22, 5:55 AM #38
Has any of you guys ever seen the Splatter-classic 'Braindead'? You're going to need lawnmowers.
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2006-02-22, 5:57 AM #39
I'd go get Chuck Norris...because we all know who'd win
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2006-02-22, 6:14 AM #40
The zombies would win, but he'd be good bait. That sleazy bearded meatbad.
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