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Jesus H. Christ
2006-02-27, 2:09 PM #1
What does the H stand for?
2006-02-27, 2:10 PM #2
Holy

... Or Hanna.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-27, 2:11 PM #3
Ruthven's got it.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-02-27, 2:12 PM #4
Holy.
nope.
2006-02-27, 2:12 PM #5
ITS ****ING HORATIO YOU IGNORANT PACK OF BASTARDS
2006-02-27, 2:15 PM #6
Hell
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-02-27, 2:16 PM #7
HITLER
2006-02-27, 2:25 PM #8
Originally posted by Rob:
HITLER


of course, makes sense!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-27, 2:28 PM #9
Homunculus.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-02-27, 2:28 PM #10
It stands for nothing.

Edit: No, please let the fun continue! :p
Historians are the most powerful and dangerous members of any society. They must be watched carefully... They can spoil everything. - Nikita Khrushchev.
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god. - Jean Rostand.
2006-02-27, 2:43 PM #11
Wow, you have impressed us yet again, Centrist.
2006-02-27, 2:51 PM #12
I should name my kid Horatio, because Horatio is an awesome name. Or was it just Hornblower that was awesome? :confused:
2006-02-27, 3:05 PM #13
I'd call my kid horatio because of CSI : Miami
nope.
2006-02-27, 3:14 PM #14
Horny.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-02-27, 3:19 PM #15
Hilton
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2006-02-27, 3:19 PM #16
Pfft... people assume that "Jesus Christ" is a full name. "Christ" is a title meaning "Savior" in greek. "Messiah" would be the hebrew translation.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-02-27, 3:26 PM #17
Oh look!

Mr. Clever part 2!
2006-02-27, 3:29 PM #18
$3000
2006-02-27, 3:43 PM #19
Horatio Nelson kicked so much butt everyone should be called Horatio
2006-02-27, 3:47 PM #20
I refer this discussion to the proper article on the subject:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Warning, inappropriate content, language, and flamebaiting await on the other side.
2006-02-27, 3:52 PM #21
It just stands for H...
2006-02-27, 3:59 PM #22
Harold.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-02-27, 4:22 PM #23
HIPPOPOTAMUS

lol!
2006-02-27, 4:46 PM #24
Originally posted by SavageX378:
Pfft... people assume that "Jesus Christ" is a full name. "Christ" is a title meaning "Savior" in greek. "Messiah" would be the hebrew translation.

And people assume his name was actually Jesus, and not Joshua ben Joseph.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-02-27, 5:01 PM #25
Harvey, or Hell. That's what I've always figured. But Hell wouldn't work for a middle name...

Harvey.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-02-27, 5:14 PM #26
Careful with the name Harvey

If you ever saw the movie, Harvey is a invisible 6 1/2 foot white rabbit.

He will hunt you down

He will narf you
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-02-27, 5:14 PM #27
99.483 % sure it's Herbert (Walker).
2006-02-27, 5:23 PM #28
Jesus ]-[ Christ

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, HELLEQUIN
2006-02-27, 6:37 PM #29
Henry.

My friend asked his grandfather what Jesus' middle name was, and without delay, he says "Henry."
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2006-02-27, 6:38 PM #30
NAILFACE
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2006-02-27, 6:45 PM #31
Haploid.

...Waits for someone whose had biology to catch the joke.
2006-02-27, 6:53 PM #32
[QUOTE=Joseph T]Haploid.

...Waits for someone whose had biology to catch the joke.[/QUOTE]
Heh, that's somewhat clever. So would the christian savior be a walking, talking gamete?
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-02-27, 7:19 PM #33
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H_Christ


Bah, too informational, too not humorous
一个大西瓜
2006-02-27, 8:04 PM #34
SNAKES ON A PLANE
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-02-27, 8:31 PM #35
Hah. Didn't get that far before someone else linked to the same article.

Mr. Clever part 3!
Historians are the most powerful and dangerous members of any society. They must be watched carefully... They can spoil everything. - Nikita Khrushchev.
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god. - Jean Rostand.
2006-02-28, 5:24 AM #36
HEATHEN
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-02-28, 5:29 AM #37
****ing told you ****ers it was horatio
2006-02-28, 5:56 AM #38
Originally posted by Roach:
And people assume his name was actually Jesus, and not Joshua ben Joseph.


They didn't use last names back then so they used the person's father's name for a similar secondary identification (Jesus, son of Joseph).

2006-02-28, 6:51 AM #39
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]****ing told you ****ers it was horatio[/QUOTE]


IT'S HITLER.
2006-02-28, 7:20 AM #40
HUMPING
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