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Jesus H. Christ
2006-02-28, 7:26 AM #41
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]****ing told you ****ers it was horatio[/QUOTE]

proof that religion is good for nothing but causing wars and arguements. :banned:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-28, 7:29 AM #42
And that's exactly why Jesus' middle name is HEATHEN. :p
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-02-28, 7:53 AM #43
Originally posted by Ruthven:
proof that religion is good for nothing but causing wars and arguements. :banned:


Duh. How else will we destroy you worldly fools?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-02-28, 7:54 AM #44
Originally posted by Martyn:
HUMPING


IN CASE YOU MISSED IT FOO.
2006-02-28, 8:31 AM #45
Martyn believes my true idea too!
nope.
2006-02-28, 8:34 AM #46
Halo
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-02-28, 8:38 AM #47
Do I have to kill ALL OF YOU for not believing what I do?

Cause I'll so do it. With a LASER GUIDED KNIFE.
2006-02-28, 8:39 AM #48
You couldn't kill an ant
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-02-28, 8:42 AM #49
Bull****.

I used to all the time with a magnifying glass.

IF IT WORKED ON A REGULAR ANT IT'LL WORK ON A PISSANT!
2006-02-28, 8:44 AM #50
are you always so angry irl?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-02-28, 8:48 AM #51
Do you make everything a phallus in real life?
2006-02-28, 8:48 AM #52
but generally

the topic title offends me and if you do not apologise to our lord i will pay an admin to ban you all
2006-02-28, 8:51 AM #53
How about I pay them more TO BAN YOU?
2006-02-28, 8:52 AM #54
god is on my side!!!!
2006-02-28, 8:52 AM #55
YEAH.

WELL I'VE GOT..

JESUS ON MY SIDE. He's such a rebel.
2006-02-28, 8:53 AM #56
Originally posted by Rob:
Do you make everything a phallus in real life?


d00d, I'm too lazy for that. My glory days were years ago. All I do now is lay around all day and post here.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-02-28, 8:54 AM #57
Fatty.
2006-02-28, 8:55 AM #58
god could totally beat jesus' *** in a fight you wussy *******.
2006-02-28, 8:57 AM #59
PFFFT.

Jesus will team up with SATAN and throw up the horns.

And God, like the giant sissy he is will be all "OH MAN I GIVE UP JESUS AND SATAN, YOU'RE TOO METAL FOR ME."
2006-02-28, 9:00 AM #60
And then god will whip out his pokeball and say "Go! Pikachu! Go! Volteon! Go! Geodude!" And Jesus will lose. Because he's a bug/flying type.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-02-28, 9:00 AM #61
LETS FIND OUT
2006-02-28, 9:04 AM #62
[http://pissnvinegar.com/wp-content/seriousbusiness.jpg]
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2006-02-28, 9:06 AM #63
I know man. I know.

I've been telling these kids the same thing.
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