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If you could own an exotic pet...
2006-02-27, 9:39 PM #1
...what would it be?

Personally, I'd get a skunk. De-scented obviously. I would name him "W.i.t.s" which is short for "What is that smell?". :D
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2006-02-27, 9:40 PM #2
I want a Chinchilla. I might get one eventually.
2006-02-27, 9:46 PM #3
A stripper.
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2006-02-27, 9:54 PM #4
A dog.
2006-02-27, 10:09 PM #5
Originally posted by Wolfy:
A stripper.


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2006-02-27, 10:26 PM #6
Originally posted by Wolfy:
A stripper.

Can I pet her? Heavily?

I'd get a tiger. Or a financial panther.
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2006-02-27, 10:38 PM #7
I like iguanas. They're awesome pets.
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2006-02-27, 10:40 PM #8
Now I'm thinking of a freaking armada of malaria mosquitos. Would be somewhat handy.

If only...

I don't like pets.
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2006-02-27, 10:50 PM #9
I used to have a ball pyton.

I also used to have a veiled chameleon.

All of my pets die.
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2006-02-27, 11:01 PM #10
Either a raven or a raccoon.
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2006-02-27, 11:10 PM #11
How could you say no to this?
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2006-02-27, 11:16 PM #12
umm... yes? :p

as for my pet, it'd have to be a rancor.
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2006-02-27, 11:19 PM #13
Snow Leopard.
2006-02-27, 11:20 PM #14
A martian
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2006-02-27, 11:31 PM #15
Originally posted by Delphian:
Snow Leopard.


Me too! Always wanted one ever since I first saw a picture of one when I was 8.

Those things look so awesome.
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2006-02-27, 11:36 PM #16
bengal tiger...hands down. it's what i've always wanted...but I def. was in awe after I saw one at the WI zoo and like looked into it's eyes, those things are freaking powerful, nothing makes me cower in fear, like noone can look at me and intimidate me, but that thing...u can see where I was on the food chain, made me respect it, I was like wow.

if not that, then a wolf, and if not that then I dunno i'd have to think about it....def NEVER a monkey...theres only like a few that are cute but even then i'm like meh...dont really like them

maybe a penguin? lol *u didnt see anything*
2006-02-28, 12:44 AM #17
Now that Boricua mentioned monkeys, I have to say one of those small monkeys in Turkish clothes (like you see in many movies) would be cool. It would just eat nuts and dates all day long and do tricks like monkeys are wont to do.
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2006-02-28, 1:10 AM #18
I prefer pets that CAN'T EAT ME ALIVE.
2006-02-28, 2:40 AM #19
Beluga.

Or a Big cat hybrid (Liger, etc...)
2006-02-28, 4:09 AM #20
I've gotta settle with Jess' little brother often enough. Thats exotic pet enough for you.
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2006-02-28, 4:15 AM #21
A Yeti
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2006-02-28, 4:20 AM #22
an alpaca!
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2006-02-28, 4:22 AM #23
MONGOOSE

and bah to tigers, they cant be that tough if they are so endangered, evolution should have given them skin that wouldnt make a nice rug
2006-02-28, 5:10 AM #24
a landfish
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2006-02-28, 6:05 AM #25
either a komodo dragon or a tuatara
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2006-02-28, 6:05 AM #26
A penguin. Duh.
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2006-02-28, 6:24 AM #27
giraffe
2006-02-28, 6:26 AM #28
I want my own Nailface.
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2006-02-28, 6:48 AM #29
Otter.

period.
2006-02-28, 6:48 AM #30
A chimichanga.

Geb will understand.
2006-02-28, 6:50 AM #31
A small child, gentically engineered to stay a small child forever.

So that I could throw it at people.
2006-02-28, 7:06 AM #32
Like a llama, or an emu?

Sorry, someone had to do it.

I really really want a kraken. I really do. Or a mauling of claw-shrimp.
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2006-02-28, 7:15 AM #33
I retrack my previous statement. I want an orc peon.
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2006-02-28, 7:29 AM #34
My favourite animals, the Raven, the Wolf, and the Dolphin.

All 3 would be a bit of a handful.

Since my dog died, I just wanted another German Shephard and call her Sheba/Lieba/Sascha (its a tradition in my family that our Alsations are called one of those names).
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2006-02-28, 9:26 AM #35
Penguin/Sugarglider/Llama
nope.
2006-02-28, 9:33 AM #36
Some kind of cool reptile, like a gila monster or crocodile er sumthin
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2006-02-28, 9:40 AM #37
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
bengal tiger...hands down.


I agree with the woman.
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2006-02-28, 11:30 AM #38
Bearded Dragon. I'd call him Fry.
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2006-02-28, 11:35 AM #39
A few weeks ago my friend and I talked about getting an Armadillo for our new apartment, until we realized how difficult it would be to tame one. Then we thought about getting a male/female, breeding them, then releasing them and keep one to house break from birth. Then I did some studying and realized without like dirt, the thing would die quickly. We were gonna name it Sandshrew too.

But I'd take a white tiger.
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2006-02-28, 11:47 AM #40
Komodo dragon. Or otter. Or porcupine.

An armadillo would be funky too. Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside. Armadillo!
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