No, seriously. I just guessed at the address, and sent a stupid message (subject was "hi", body was "are you the pope"), thinking that it would come back and say it was undeliverable...

That was half an hour ago. How quickly do e-mail systems usually respond with "message undeliverable"?

Oh man, that's hilarious! What address did you send it to?

popeman107@web.de?

pope@vatican.va

There's no way that can actually be his real e-mail address, right?

LMAO!

Edit: Did you go to [url]www.vatican.va[/url] ?

Edit2: lol, man you must have been bored.

Ask him about the illuminati. No! Ask him about his little boyfriends' choir!

I sent him one.

To: pope@vatican.va

Subject: Papst

Message: Ist dieses der Papst?


lol, lets see if he responds.

If he resonds, tell us what he said.

In related news, the pope now has an iPod nano

I love this thread.

I had to get in on the action.

To: pope@vatican.va

Subject: dude

Message: i'm going to a party tomorrow. can i borrow your hat?

Subject:Please help eliminate poverty

Body: Please go to [url]www.one.org[/url] and sign the declaration to eliminate extreme poverty and provide food, water, shelter, basic health care and education to all the world's children.

If possible, promote it and help spread love to the world!

Most Respectfully,
Cosmo the Spook

I've been whoring the site out to everyone. Why not the pope?

Weather the address in question is real or not, he does have one... sorta.

Those are accounts other people read for him. We're talking about his private address here. :p

I'm the Pope, *****!

The Pope is a Nazi!

the Pope is gonna smite us all with force lightning.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

The vatican will be come THE FIRST INTERGALACTIC EMPIRE!"

He accualy has a team of about four nuns who cook him meals and help him read all his mail.

more fun Pope info: He commands the worlds smallest standing army. it's about 200 guys or so but in the 1400 or 1500's they beat France in a war. not that much of an acomplishment but maybe this is when france started it's "lets just surrender to anyone who might pose a threat," pollicy.


I read part of this great book: "How to be Pope" and is covers most of this stuff.

No, France started their surrender policy when the lost to the Mexicans.

CINCO DE MAYO!

Had to convert it to different file types get past school blocks, lost a little bit of quality in doing so. Did it a year ago thought it was appropiate to bring up.

The Pope as he Smites Massassi

Look out! He's killing Oprah!

this is the greatest thread i've ever seen on massassi. voting 5.

I just traced the email through my Cpanel... doesn't come up with a path. Not sure what that means, as it didn't present me with an error.

Why am I not known as "his holyness"?

I tried to telnet into their mail but it boots me off. Their mail server is john.vatican.va if anyone cares.

Pretty funny though. :p

Hmmm,

Looks more like lists.vatican.va is their mailserver.

Whoops, well maybe thats why I was "booted" off. :p

Ha. Looks like they named their servers after saints. Or even better, books of the New Testament.

"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..."

:p

Body

Yo pope..can i have some sorrta devine thing? I WANTA MILLION DOLLARS!

To whom it may concern..

My name is Abdul Chrishtankiler. I will shortly be launching a nuclear missile at the Vatican, and thought that I would give all within Vatican City a one minute warning prior to their ultimate death. After I have rid the world of the Pope (I deeply regret this decision, I was good friends with the man holding the position long before yourself (I am immortal)) I will drop a nitrogen bomb on the key cities of America, and then proceed to do the same with the European cities.

If I were in your position right now, I would be enjoying my life to it's fullest right now. You have roughly 45 seconds left to live at the current time. And now I will monologue. After I had rid the world of Christians, along with other infidels, I will then populate the earth with the Sons of Kraihn (No relation to the Sons of Korhal), an elitist warrior faction who shall be bred only with the finest of our women. At this point, they will then carry out fighting in an arena for our personal entertainment.

If I were you, and lived past the nuclear missile that exploded on your household about 2 minutes ago, I would wholeheartedly welcome your new Muslim overlords. You have negative 3 minutes to reply to this e-mail and beg for mercy.

I'll see you in heaven, or not since you did not kill for your leader. Sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused you.

Sincerely,

Abdul.




RE: To whom it may concern...

I am sorry for my prior mix-up. It would seem that the Qur-Ahn (Sorry for any spelling or gramattical errors. This is being run through a translator as I type) does not teach that the genocide of religions not agreeing with your's gains you extra horny virgins who would like nothing more than to get in your pants. I will now contact Allah and have anyone I may or may not have killed into heaven.

Again, I am sorry for this mix up. I will, however, offer you a free spirit pass to our first three Sons of Kraihn fights, along with a year's supply of Pizza Pueblo free pizza passes, redeemable at any local mortal OR immortal Pizza Pueblo for one large cheese pizza.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Sincerely,

Abdul.

If you really sent that ... you're stupid.

Now that was funny. :p

What Pommy said. However, I'm about to have a pizza. Lots of cheese. Yummy.

Haha, no I didn't. I'm not that stupid.

Did it come from Pizza Pueblo?

I would like to see what a nitrogen bomb does... Freeze three persons to death?

I just threw nitrogen in there. What's the bomb that they're using now, the one that supposedly kills all living things and leaves buildings mostly intact?