Neutron. Although in reality, it's really just a tactical nuclear warhead -- instead of a high explosive power, it has a higher radiation yield.

You mean.... the DEATH RAY?



Standing army now.... versus standing army of the Papal States when they were a potent political entity. -_-

EDIT: You could also wire the Pope some money in apology. He accepts all major credit cards!

Which reminds me that the Catholic Church hasn't rescinded their claim of political dominance over the world. Those 200 d00ds would have to be pretty 1337 if he wanted to enforce it though. Maybe they have Holy Hand Grenades.

NBC Newsflash - May 18, 2008 2:34 PM.

"This just in - the pope and his army of 200 have gone on what many describe as a psychotic rampage through Paris earlier today. Witness said that the Pope careened through the city in the pope-mobile "smiting d00ds left and right" with lighting while laughing maniacally. Now that he has a firm hold on Paris, the Pope says that he plans on enforcing the rest of the 800 year old papal bull by 2010."

There's only one explanation... the 200 are Priors of the Ori. And the Pope himself is ascended.

He does look kinda pale.

Hallowed are the Ori!

But one must sacrifice looks to become a Prior.

Those dudes are seriously PUG FUGLY

And thats why I stand against them.

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Your Holiness:

I thought I would present you with a poem:

Mike has got such lovely skin
no exema no flakes no scabies
he attributes his silky hide
to eating lots of babies.
-Joel Veitch

Hope you enjoyed it. Have fun with your new ipod nano!