Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → multipass
12
multipass
2006-03-24, 9:21 PM #1
corbin dallas multipass
2006-03-24, 9:22 PM #2
What?
2006-03-24, 9:23 PM #3
<3
2006-03-24, 9:28 PM #4
Leeloo Dallas multipass

muuuul - ti - passss
Stuff
2006-03-24, 9:33 PM #5
We're sending someone in to negotiate!

*BANG!* Anybody else want to negotiate?

Wh-where did he learn to negotiate like that?

I wonder...


I need to see that movie again.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-03-24, 9:54 PM #6
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh *10 seconds later* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!



Let me explain. Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is... *shatter* destroyed... *robots enter and clean* Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who'll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain... of life.
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2006-03-24, 10:02 PM #7
More movies need rock opera...aside from Tommy...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-24, 10:04 PM #8
Oh hell yes. ε> SG-fan

"Wow, they really do make her..."

"Perfect. I know."

"Would you like some coffee?"
Stuff
2006-03-24, 10:10 PM #9
IMDB incorrectly shows her name as "LeeLoo" when in fact the credits spell it "Lilu" and, no coincidence, my cat's name is Lilu:

[http://www.massassi.com/etc/lilu_2.jpg]
2006-03-24, 10:21 PM #10
Not nearly as hot...even with the 8 nipples...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-24, 10:22 PM #11
:eek:
2006-03-24, 10:32 PM #12
my copy of that movie is a few hundred miles away from me :(
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-03-24, 11:43 PM #13
I missed something.

o.0
2006-03-24, 11:46 PM #14
Yes, you did miss something. You missed...

The ZF-1.
It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.
One shot... And Replay sends every following shot to the same location!
And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher...
Arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads...
Very practical.
Our famous net launcher...
The always efficient flame-thrower... My favorite.
And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!


(ok, I cheated on that one)
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2006-03-25, 1:55 AM #15
"-Are you classified as a human?
-Negative, I'm a meat popsicle."
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2006-03-25, 2:08 AM #16
I havent seen it since it came out.
2006-03-25, 2:38 AM #17
MULITPASS!
2006-03-25, 4:32 AM #18
big bada-boom
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-03-25, 5:07 AM #19
The Fifth element is LOVE!!!11

OMGZ spoilerszz roofles.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-03-25, 5:13 AM #20
how is it that she was able to read the word "help" even though she had no experience of english?
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2006-03-25, 5:24 AM #21
The screenplay was written in her language, so she knew what to say.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-03-25, 6:00 AM #22
Originally posted by maevie:
how is it that she was able to read the word "help" even though she had no experience of english?


I think she was able to understand English (she seems to understand what Dallas is saying anyway), it's just that she doesn't speak at all/much. I could be wrong though. And a line I like...

Korben Dallas: Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net
2006-03-25, 6:23 AM #23
"Smooooooooooooooke yoooooooooooooou"

*bam*
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-03-25, 6:39 AM #24
Originally posted by Gebohq:
I think she was able to understand English (she seems to understand what Dallas is saying anyway), it's just that she doesn't speak at all/much. I could be wrong though.


No, right at the beginning, he's talking to her and she's not understanding, but she somehow manages to read it.
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2006-03-25, 7:26 AM #25
Haven't you seen any sci-fi?

The aliens ALWAYS speak english.
Stuff
2006-03-25, 7:28 AM #26
my friend replaced the bulb in his 50" dlp tv yesterday so we threw the fifth element in to check out the difference.

what an awesome movie.
2006-03-25, 7:43 AM #27
Originally posted by maevie:
No, right at the beginning, he's talking to her and she's not understanding, but she somehow manages to read it.

she's a freaking superbeing, leave it at that!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-03-25, 7:44 AM #28
Originally posted by kyle90:
Haven't you seen any sci-fi?

The aliens ALWAYS speak english.

arg!!

that's my point. they always just can. but in the fifth element they tried to be clever and have her learn it, but she isn't given any cue to learn it from, she can just somehow read it, even though she can neither speak nor understand it.
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2006-03-25, 7:44 AM #29
Originally posted by genk:
she's a freaking superbeing, leave it at that!

NEVAR!!!
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2006-03-25, 7:48 AM #30
Yet you don't question her having naturally orange hair?
nope.
2006-03-25, 8:00 AM #31
Green?
twitter | flickr | last.fm | facebook |
2006-03-25, 8:18 AM #32
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/286/389_Lilu.JPG

Orange.
nope.
2006-03-25, 9:22 AM #33
Originally posted by kyle90:
Haven't you seen any sci-fi?

The aliens ALWAYS speak english.

Case in point: The Goa'uld (save Ra). Presumably none of the System Lords visited Earth after being ousted. Yet they all speak English as if native!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-03-25, 10:03 AM #34
Originally posted by Baconfish:
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/286/389_Lilu.JPG

Orange.


Wrong. You're supposed to say, "Supergreen!"
twitter | flickr | last.fm | facebook |
2006-03-26, 2:20 AM #35
jesus, that is a horrible photo.

really attractive woman reduced to weird boyish alien thing
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2006-03-26, 2:29 AM #36
Corbin Dallas...pleeease...halp...meh
D E A T H
2006-03-26, 2:50 AM #37
Big bada boom?
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-03-26, 3:23 AM #38
Chris Tucker just had to ruin the movie in a Jar Jar-esque way.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-03-26, 3:47 AM #39
Are you kidding? Chris Tucker played his part perfectly.
D E A T H
2006-03-26, 4:28 AM #40
It's ah it's ah it's ah it's ah...

No no no no no no... If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.

*Alarm goes off*
12

↑ Up to the top!